I'm A Bad American an proud of it! I'm Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD
American.
I like big cars, big guns, and big cigars.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level
governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to
crack addicts squirting out babies.
I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way.
I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or
Marilyn Manson sang.
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.
I think if you do the crime, you do the time, all of it!
I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in
English.
I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular
opinions or actions.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free
on the package.
My heroes are John Wayne, and whoever canceled Full House and Bob Saget.
I don't hate the rich and I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
I think global warming is a big lie.
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave and neither were you, so let it be
what it is, history.
I think the Confederate flag should be able to be flown anywhere anytime
along with Ol Glory. It also is a big part of our history!
I didn't wander forty years in the desert after leaving Egypt.
I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither
have you, so shut up already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Rev. Jesse Jackson
preaches, and where does he get his money. And why is he always part of the
problem and not the solution.
I worry about dying before I get even.
I hate those idiots standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or
trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause.
I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food.
I enjoy watching high speed pursuits, the more damage the better.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes parents.
I think tattoos and piercings are fine if you want them, but please don't
pretend they are a political statement.