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Posted: 2/6/2011 2:41:32 PM

Originally Posted By theBUBBAMANcan:
What I was told was that a firepit was a dead giveaway that the residents are swingers.

there are several in my neighborhood.



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Posted: 2/6/2011 2:42:13 PM

Originally Posted By 1776-1865_RIP:

Originally Posted By theBUBBAMANcan:
What I was told was that a firepit was a dead giveaway that the residents are swingers.

there are several in my neighborhood.




Yeah....no.

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Posted: 2/6/2011 2:47:22 PM
Originally Posted By theBUBBAMANcan:
What I was told was that a firepit was a dead giveaway that the residents are swingers.

there are several in my neighborhood.



More like a dead giveaway that the homeowners have children and like to roast marshmellows and other wholesome family activities
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Posted: 2/6/2011 2:49:16 PM
In certain areas, a pineapple door knocker. No shit.
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Posted: 2/6/2011 2:49:52 PM
Having some experience in this area I'd love to hear what the 'dead give-away' is. The couples I was friends with were all professionals, most had children, in one case sat on the PTA.

Besides, it's not like there is a hard and fast dividing line between 'swinger' and not. Couples with bisexual wives who meet single women are pretty common, are they swingers? How about couples that engage in the occasional threesome? I think personally think swinger implies going to clubs and wife swapping but it's really as a term I'm not sure it means much.
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Posted: 2/6/2011 2:49:59 PM
Originally Posted By theBUBBAMANcan:
What I was told was that a firepit was a dead giveaway that the residents are swingers.

there are several in my neighborhood.



very scientific!
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Posted: 2/6/2011 2:50:29 PM
Originally Posted By theBUBBAMANcan:
What I was told was that a firepit was a dead giveaway that the residents are swingers.

there are several in my neighborhood.



FUCK!


What's next - a presumably happy marriage means we're swingers?


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Posted: 2/6/2011 2:50:42 PM
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In certain areas, a pineapple door knocker. No shit.


Yeah I've hear any pineapple stuff outside, knockers, flags, etc.


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Posted: 2/6/2011 2:53:09 PM
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In certain areas, a pineapple door knocker. No shit.







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Posted: 2/6/2011 2:56:37 PM
Originally Posted By theBUBBAMANcan:
What I was told was that a firepit was a dead giveaway that the residents are swingers.

there are several in my neighborhood.



A firepit???
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Posted: 2/6/2011 2:57:20 PM
A fire pit generally indicates satanism.

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Posted: 2/6/2011 2:58:31 PM
Originally Posted By bukowski548:
Originally Posted By z0rr0:
In certain areas, a pineapple door knocker. No shit.


Yeah I've hear any pineapple stuff outside, knockers, flags, etc.


buk


The pineapple posted on or around the home is a "welcome" symbol that goes back hundreds of years.

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Posted: 2/6/2011 3:01:03 PM
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a palm tree light in the window.

there was a lot of talk around the cops here that set up near a very nice neighborhood where they were busting swingers coming out of a house for drugs/alcohol.

eta: one of my clients told me about something called a key party. everyone would show up at the swinger houses, and throw their keys in the circle. then someone would pick up a set of keys and well, there is your "date" for the night.
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Posted: 2/6/2011 3:07:30 PM
Originally Posted By theBUBBAMANcan:
What I was told was that a firepit was a dead giveaway that the residents are swingers.

there are several in my neighborhood.





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Posted: 2/6/2011 3:08:15 PM
Originally Posted By winddummy82:
Originally Posted By theBUBBAMANcan:
What I was told was that a firepit was a dead giveaway that the residents are swingers.

there are several in my neighborhood.



very scientific!


We're talking about deliberate signs for recognition within a group. There's not a lot of science to it.
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Posted: 2/6/2011 3:14:20 PM
Originally Posted By theBUBBAMANcan:
What I was told was that a firepit was a dead giveaway that the residents are swingers.

there are several in my neighborhood.



Well fuck, that means I'm a swinger? Who'd a thunk it!? Hey, Honey, we're swingers!
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Posted: 2/6/2011 3:14:50 PM
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A fire pit generally indicates satanism.



maybe they are both-satanic swingers
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Posted: 2/6/2011 3:15:50 PM
I'd say you know when your neighbor asks if you want to fuck his wife.
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Condom dispenser on the front door?
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Posted: 2/6/2011 3:17:05 PM
The sign, is membership on sights such as AFF, or SLS, or a number of others.

People do not drive up and down the street looking for firepits, or pinapple door knockers, and then just knock. "hey, we're swingers, and noticed you have a firepit. Mind if we have an orgy?"

WTF, so full of fail.

Finding swingers is EXTREMELY easy. It is very common, and has been forever.

And yes. For about 10 years now.
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Posted: 2/6/2011 3:18:40 PM
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I can't believe the big Gotcha! item in this thread is a firepit. That's freaking retarded. There's a firepit at our house, and... you guessed it, no crowd of swingers to play with.

*ETA - Holy crap, maybe this thread can be saved:


Originally Posted By dewme5:
The sign, is membership on sights such as AFF, or SLS, or a number of others.

People do not drive up and down the street looking for firepits, or pinapple door knockers, and then just knock. "hey, we're swingers, and noticed you have a firepit. Mind if we have an orgy?"

WTF, so full of fail.

Finding swingers is EXTREMELY easy. It is very common, and has been forever.

And yes. For about 10 years now.

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Posted: 2/6/2011 3:19:08 PM
Originally Posted By dewme5:
The sign, is membership on sights such as AFF, or SLS, or a number of others.

People do not drive up and down the street looking for firepits, or pinapple door knockers, and then just knock. "hey, we're swingers, and noticed you have a firepit. Mind if we have an orgy?"

WTF, so full of fail.

Finding swingers is EXTREMELY easy. It is very common, and has been forever.

And yes. For about 10 years now.


Interesting user name to comment on this topic.....
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Posted: 2/6/2011 3:22:21 PM

Originally Posted By ByNameRequest:
Originally Posted By dewme5:
The sign, is membership on sights such as AFF, or SLS, or a number of others.

People do not drive up and down the street looking for firepits, or pinapple door knockers, and then just knock. "hey, we're swingers, and noticed you have a firepit. Mind if we have an orgy?"

WTF, so full of fail.

Finding swingers is EXTREMELY easy. It is very common, and has been forever.

And yes. For about 10 years now.


Interesting user name to comment on this topic.....
LOL That's actually a reference to Mountain Dew. Such as "beer me"

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Posted: 2/6/2011 3:22:43 PM
Originally Posted By ByNameRequest:
Originally Posted By theBUBBAMANcan:
What I was told was that a firepit was a dead giveaway that the residents are swingers.

there are several in my neighborhood.



A firepit???


So, where should you dispose of dead hooker clothing and other evidence if you're not a swinger?
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Posted: 2/6/2011 3:25:56 PM
man you guys just have no idea do you? I think most of you live in your mom's basement.





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Posted: 2/6/2011 3:28:05 PM
There will be a pineapple somewhere on a flag, or a replica of one.
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Posted: 2/6/2011 3:28:07 PM
Originally Posted By dewme5:

Originally Posted By ByNameRequest:
Originally Posted By dewme5:
The sign, is membership on sights such as AFF, or SLS, or a number of others.

People do not drive up and down the street looking for firepits, or pinapple door knockers, and then just knock. "hey, we're swingers, and noticed you have a firepit. Mind if we have an orgy?"

WTF, so full of fail.

Finding swingers is EXTREMELY easy. It is very common, and has been forever.

And yes. For about 10 years now.


Interesting user name to comment on this topic.....
LOL That's actually a reference to Mountain Dew. Such as "beer me"



Fair enough.

Now with your reference to saying "for about 10 years now," were you meaning to say that you are a swinger??
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Posted: 2/6/2011 3:28:16 PM
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Just go door to door giving a survey about swinging.


You can ask the census folks to include that question in 2020. It'll give ARFcomers another reason to dread the census takers arrival.


yet you are still on arfcom.....
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Who cares?
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Posted: 2/6/2011 3:28:47 PM
Originally Posted By dewme5:
The sign, is membership on sights such as AFF, or SLS, or a number of others.

People do not drive up and down the street looking for firepits, or pinapple door knockers, and then just knock. "hey, we're swingers, and noticed you have a firepit. Mind if we have an orgy?"

WTF, so full of fail.

Finding swingers is EXTREMELY easy. It is very common, and has been forever.

And yes. For about 10 years now.


Yeah. I have the impression that being a swinger does not mean jumping in the rack with anybody who knocks on the door and asks for sex.
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Posted: 2/6/2011 3:29:37 PM
Originally Posted By theBUBBAMANcan:
What I was told was that a firepit was a dead giveaway that the residents are swingers.

there are several in my neighborhood.



Your friend is an IDIOT

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There will be a pineapple somewhere on a flag, or a replica of one.


Wait - a pineapple on a replica of a flag? I don't even know what that would look like.
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Originally Posted By Badlatitude:
Originally Posted By theBUBBAMANcan:
What I was told was that a firepit was a dead giveaway that the residents are swingers.

there are several in my neighborhood.



Your friend is an IDIOT



How do you know that that isn't the secret handshake in Sleepy Hollow or wherever he lives?
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Originally Posted By theBUBBAMANcan:
What I was told was that a firepit was a dead giveaway that the residents are swingers.

there are several in my neighborhood.

This should have been posted earlier so we could have begun mocking you sooner.

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man you guys just have no idea do you? I think most of you live in your mom's basement.

http://citizensvoice.com/polopoly_fs/1.509670!/image/4073379168.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_490/4073379168.jpg





Beat me to it!! I mean how obvious do you have to get??!!??!!

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Posted: 2/6/2011 3:38:21 PM
If there is a sex swing hanging from the tree in the front yard instead of a tire swing.......pretty good bet that they are swingers. I don't know about the whole fire pit thing though.
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Posted: 2/6/2011 3:43:02 PM
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Most of the people in my neighborhood are over 60 and I do not want to know if they are. I am getting nauseous just thinking about it.


The old lady next door has a pair of swingers....
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Originally Posted By IMHerDad:
man you guys just have no idea do you? I think most of you live in your mom's basement.

http://citizensvoice.com/polopoly_fs/1.509670!/image/4073379168.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_490/4073379168.jpg





Beat me to it!! I mean how obvious do you have to get??!!??!!





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Posted: 2/6/2011 3:45:54 PM

I always heard it was a dinner bell hanging on the front porch.

You know the kind with the rope. You yank the rope a couple times and yell "Come and Get It!!!!".

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There was a group I saw a lot on that used to go to this hotel in Downtown Minneapolis where I worked. I was Maintenance and Security.

The name of the group was the "Aspire Group." Though Aspire to what I'm still not sure.

There were some certifiable hotties that were in attendance besides the wrinklies that'd get stuck together like velcro.

Aside from being sexual deviants, they were some of the, by far, best groups we ever had at that hotel. They were low key, but very, very cool. Not at all what I expected as i expected total perverts and child molesters. Most were professionals and very well to do. We only had to throw one person out during one of their deals once, and he wasn't a part of Aspire at all. He got a little grabby with someone else's wife who didn't want to talk to him.

Halloween was a particularly good Aspire event. Every male worker between 19 and 40 made sure they worked that day to see the costumes. The women wore paint for ease of disrobing.
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do you really care what consenting adults do behind closed doors?
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Originally Posted By whogasak47:
Most of the people in my neighborhood are over 60 and I do not want to know if they are. I am getting nauseous just thinking about it.


My neighbors are largely elk, deer and moose. I'm locking the doors right now.
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Considering the fact that most of my neighbors are in their 60s or 70s, I really DO NOT want to know if any of them are "swingers."

DO...NOT...WANT.



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Originally Posted By theBUBBAMANcan:
Well, a friend of mine told me I am very naieve about the swingers in my neighborhood. She told me that a certain thing my neighbors own is a dead giveaway that they are swinging. So...how does one know without something really obvious that there is swinging going on in the neighborhood?


Your friend is full of shit
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Fuck it. I'm FOING...
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Originally Posted By Turboguy1:
There was a group I saw a lot on that used to go to this hotel in Downtown Minneapolis where I worked. I was Maintenance and Security.

The name of the group was the "Aspire Group." Though Aspire to what I'm still not sure.

There were some certifiable hotties that were in attendance besides the wrinklies that'd get stuck together like velcro.

Aside from being sexual deviants, they were some of the, by far, best groups we ever had at that hotel. They were low key, but very, very cool. Not at all what I expected as i expected total perverts and child molesters. Most were professionals and very well to do. We only had to throw one person out during one of their deals once, and he wasn't a part of Aspire at all. He got a little grabby with someone else's wife who didn't want to talk to him.

Halloween was a particularly good Aspire event. Every male worker between 19 and 40 made sure they worked that day to see the costumes. The women wore paint for ease of disrobing.

In general, is a mix of every make and model. Old, young, hot, ugly, little, big, poor, filthy rich, janitors to appointed public servants. Good people, way more often then not. No trouble to ever speak of. About the only problems are when a couple try it to save their marriage, which is a stupid move.
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Posted: 2/6/2011 3:56:02 PM
Originally Posted By Ciph:
I always heard that leaving the garage door partially open is a sign. None have shown up yet.


I guess I'm a swinger
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Posted: 2/6/2011 3:57:12 PM

Originally Posted By Mech2007:
Originally Posted By z0rr0:
In certain areas, a pineapple door knocker. No shit.


http://pic90.picturetrail.com/VOL2172/12873626/23592409/395016191.jpg






Rodeo Ron: Now see, you're a man who knows what he wants. I betcha the ladies like that.
Wendell: Oh yeah. Old Wendell has dragged the ol' pineapple through quite a number of ladies.
Rodeo Ron: ......... Is that right?

I mean if this goes tits up...
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