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Posted: 1/8/2011 4:34:41 PM EST
Give me some ideas.
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Ice....
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Posted: 1/8/2011 4:36:18 PM EST

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Ice....

Should I add anything to the ice?
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Posted: 1/8/2011 4:36:48 PM EST
Originally Posted By Tekka:

Originally Posted By pcsutton:
Ice....

Should I add anything to the ice?


You might need a glass.

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Posted: 1/8/2011 4:40:27 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Tekka:

Originally Posted By pcsutton:
Ice....

Should I add anything to the ice?

Nope...


unless you want to ruin the taste.
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Posted: 1/8/2011 4:40:34 PM EST

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I don't wake up with beasts as I go to bed alone and wake up alone. It works for me.
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Posted: 1/8/2011 4:43:27 PM EST
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A redhead and a cigar

You been to my house

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Posted: 1/8/2011 4:45:07 PM EST

Originally Posted By speedfreak955:
Originally Posted By paul_the_welder:
A redhead and a cigar

You been to my house


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Posted: 1/8/2011 4:46:45 PM EST
Originally Posted By Harvster:

Originally Posted By speedfreak955:
Originally Posted By paul_the_welder:
A redhead and a cigar

You been to my house


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Posted: 1/8/2011 4:47:08 PM EST
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Posted: 1/8/2011 4:47:10 PM EST
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Ice....


once again, first post gets it right.

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Posted: 1/8/2011 4:49:12 PM EST
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Ice....


once again, first post gets it right.



wrong!


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Posted: 1/8/2011 5:11:21 PM EST
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Posted: 1/8/2011 5:12:03 PM EST
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Give me some ideas.


pics plz

what it taste like?
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Sorry all you bastardsare way off base.

The correct answer is more black to rinse the shitty taste out your mouth from the first glass.
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A good cigar.
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Yes.
Lacking that, a cigar.
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While reading the title I immediately said "ice"
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A good cigar.


Now available in post-op
beans, both, and wrestling is NOT ghey.
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Posted: 1/8/2011 5:38:40 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/8/2011 5:54:16 PM EST by OhioEd]
Originally Posted By Tekka:

Originally Posted By speedfreak955:
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I don't wake up with beasts as I go to bed alone and wake up alone. It works for me.


I've never went to bed with a beast, although I have woke up with a couple.
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Posted: 1/8/2011 5:43:44 PM EST
JW Black is pretty damned hard to beat for a decent Scotch at a decent price. I always like a little chipped ice, goes great.
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What goes with Winston Churchill's favorite Scotch?


Some rocks, a nice cut crystal rocks glass and a good cigar.


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