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Tekka
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Posted: 1/8/2011 4:34:41 PM EST
Give me some ideas.
“Villainous overweight lemon-sucking shrews with thick ankles. They lurk in Hurman Resources departments like misandrous hagfish. They loathe men after the third inexplicable divorce. Eat ice cream out of the box and watch Oprah.”
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Posted: 1/8/2011 4:35:53 PM EST
Ice....
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Posted: 1/8/2011 4:36:06 PM EST
Bacon.
Tekka
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Posted: 1/8/2011 4:36:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By pcsutton:
Ice....

Should I add anything to the ice?
“Villainous overweight lemon-sucking shrews with thick ankles. They lurk in Hurman Resources departments like misandrous hagfish. They loathe men after the third inexplicable divorce. Eat ice cream out of the box and watch Oprah.”
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Posted: 1/8/2011 4:36:24 PM EST
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Posted: 1/8/2011 4:36:24 PM EST
a glass to drink out of.
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Posted: 1/8/2011 4:36:26 PM EST
Hookers.
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Posted: 1/8/2011 4:36:48 PM EST
Originally Posted By Tekka:

Originally Posted By pcsutton:
Ice....

Should I add anything to the ice?


You might need a glass.

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Posted: 1/8/2011 4:38:43 PM EST
Whatever beast you wake up with So long as it has been shaved
Blame it on the Irish You can say what you want about them and not be banned
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Posted: 1/8/2011 4:40:27 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/8/2011 4:41:12 PM EST by pcsutton]

Originally Posted By Tekka:

Originally Posted By pcsutton:
Ice....

Should I add anything to the ice?

Nope...


unless you want to ruin the taste.
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Tekka
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Posted: 1/8/2011 4:40:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By speedfreak955:
Whatever beast you wake up with So long as it has been shaved
Blame it on the Irish You can say what you want about them and not be banned

I don't wake up with beasts as I go to bed alone and wake up alone. It works for me.
“Villainous overweight lemon-sucking shrews with thick ankles. They lurk in Hurman Resources departments like misandrous hagfish. They loathe men after the third inexplicable divorce. Eat ice cream out of the box and watch Oprah.”
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Posted: 1/8/2011 4:41:08 PM EST
A redhead and a cigar
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Originally Posted By paul_the_welder:
A redhead and a cigar

You been to my house

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Posted: 1/8/2011 4:44:57 PM EST
Two ice cubes.
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Posted: 1/8/2011 4:45:07 PM EST

Originally Posted By speedfreak955:
Originally Posted By paul_the_welder:
A redhead and a cigar

You been to my house


TRG doesn't count
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Posted: 1/8/2011 4:46:21 PM EST
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Posted: 1/8/2011 4:46:45 PM EST
Originally Posted By Harvster:

Originally Posted By speedfreak955:
Originally Posted By paul_the_welder:
A redhead and a cigar

You been to my house


TRG doesn't count


Please leave my wife out of this....
































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Posted: 1/8/2011 4:47:08 PM EST
A sink where to pour it.

My least favorite whisky.
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Posted: 1/8/2011 4:47:10 PM EST
Originally Posted By pcsutton:
Ice....


once again, first post gets it right.

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Posted: 1/8/2011 4:47:14 PM EST
Half a Valium?
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Posted: 1/8/2011 4:49:12 PM EST
Originally Posted By BBoyd:
Originally Posted By pcsutton:
Ice....


once again, first post gets it right.



wrong!


A glass. the END!
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Posted: 1/8/2011 5:11:21 PM EST
More Johnnie Walker Black.
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Posted: 1/8/2011 5:12:03 PM EST
Originally Posted By Tekka:
Give me some ideas.


pics plz

what it taste like?
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Posted: 1/8/2011 5:12:25 PM EST
Sorry all you bastardsare way off base.

The correct answer is more black to rinse the shitty taste out your mouth from the first glass.
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Posted: 1/8/2011 5:12:34 PM EST
A good cigar.
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Originally Posted By Mak:
A pert wench in a teddy


Yes.
Lacking that, a cigar.
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Posted: 1/8/2011 5:13:50 PM EST
While reading the title I immediately said "ice"
You must drink excellence before you can piss it.
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Posted: 1/8/2011 5:17:21 PM EST
Barf bag.
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Posted: 1/8/2011 5:34:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By davekd7ds:
A good cigar.


Now available in post-op
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Posted: 1/8/2011 5:36:35 PM EST
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Posted: 1/8/2011 5:38:40 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/8/2011 5:54:16 PM EST by OhioEd]
Originally Posted By Tekka:

Originally Posted By speedfreak955:
Whatever beast you wake up with So long as it has been shaved
Blame it on the Irish You can say what you want about them and not be banned

I don't wake up with beasts as I go to bed alone and wake up alone. It works for me.


I've never went to bed with a beast, although I have woke up with a couple.
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Posted: 1/8/2011 5:43:44 PM EST
JW Black is pretty damned hard to beat for a decent Scotch at a decent price. I always like a little chipped ice, goes great.
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Posted: 1/8/2011 5:43:50 PM EST
What goes with Winston Churchill's favorite Scotch?


Some rocks, a nice cut crystal rocks glass and a good cigar.


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Posted: 1/8/2011 5:44:37 PM EST
Da pipe.
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