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Posted: 11/18/2010 12:13:54 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/18/2010 12:16:50 PM EST by Chris_C]
Bacon. I hate it. Some slices of a pig's belly fried in its own fat is appealing and tasty? Smells terrible and if I had to guess what giving Wilford Brimley a rim job would taste like, I would say bacon.

Megan Kelly, I can't stand her either. She has said some dumb stupid things and her delivery sucks. Is she pretty? You bet. Does she taste like bacon, probably not. But I still can not stand her.

Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:15:26 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/18/2010 12:15:45 PM EST by theBUBBAMANcan]
You will live longer, but we will live happier with our delicious, yummy bacon.
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:15:30 PM EST

Maybe I will deal with it. Just like I dealt with Curly Jefferson!
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:15:32 PM EST
Nice knowing ya.
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:15:36 PM EST
More for me!
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:15:46 PM EST
I could give a rat fuck if you hate bacon, but that Wilford Brimley line is pure comedy gold.
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:15:51 PM EST
Not a big fan either.

IN for the crucifixion
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:16:01 PM EST
will not end well for OP
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:16:39 PM EST


ITT: Arfcommers coming out of the closet.
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:16:45 PM EST
BAN HIM IT IS BLASPHEMY
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:16:52 PM EST
Heretic!
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:17:10 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/18/2010 12:17:31 PM EST by numberofthebeast]

Originally Posted By Chris_C:
Bacon.

I hate it.

Some slices of a pig's belly fried in its own fat is appealing and tasty?

Smells terrible and if I had to guess what giving Wilford Brimley a rim job would taste like, I would say bacon.




Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:17:20 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/18/2010 12:18:21 PM EST by MustardTiger]
You, sir, are remanded to wear the scarlet B for the rest of your stay here you blaspheming bacon bigot bastard.

B

Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:17:22 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/18/2010 12:18:15 PM EST by Chris_C]
Thread and title change.....


Originally Posted By toolboxluis00100:
BAN HIM IT IS BLASPHEMY

Just added Megan Kelly to the list.


Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:17:33 PM EST
Originally Posted By Chris_C:
Bacon. I hate it. Some slices of a pig's belly fried in its own fat is appealing and tasty? Smells terrible and if I had to guess what giving Wilford Brimley a rim job would taste like, I would say bacon.

Megan Kelly, I can't stand her either. She has said some dumb stupid things and her delivery sucks. Is she pretty? You bet. Does she taste like bacon, probably not. But I still can not stand her.



lol gtfo
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:17:35 PM EST
blasphemy. Bacon is the delicious cure for everything.
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:17:41 PM EST
Hmmm... does anyone have Mr. Brimley's number??







Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:18:05 PM EST
Only commie pinkos and fags don't like bacon.

Which one are you?






Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:18:18 PM EST
Smells terrible? Something is seriously wrong with your sense of smell.

The smell of bacon is like the breath of Venus.
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:18:56 PM EST
Hatred of bacon is for commies and the godless.

Choke yourself, Jarhead.



Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:18:59 PM EST
OP:



Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:19:24 PM EST
SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK?
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:21:16 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:22:09 PM EST
Not all bacon is created equal. OP may not have had the opportunity to taste good quality bacon.

There's a local diner here that serves bacon that's best described as greasy, limp pieces of bacon. On the other hand, I had some really good bacon at Flapjack's in Gatlinburg TN last weekend. In contrast, the bacon at Flapjack's featured thick applewood smoked bacon slices that were cooked very well. Not a ton of gristle and not covered in grease.

Try the good stuff before you write it off.
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:22:31 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/18/2010 12:27:19 PM EST by callgood]
Originally Posted By theBUBBAMANcan:
You will live longer, but we will live happier with our delicious, yummy bacon.


Yep, we'll be dead of coronary artery disease, but they'll plant us with a big smile on our face because our last thought was of a circa 2010 Megan Kelly.



Meanwhile.............

In some nursing home a decrepit Chris_C, immobile in his wheelchair, is being gummed by some toothless crone.

Sucks to be him!

Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:22:40 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/18/2010 12:24:00 PM EST by jmzd4]
you rought her into it? you gone and done it now. where's the whipping post????
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:22:51 PM EST


Arfcommers that Love Bacon and Megan Kelly - 4583

Arfcommers that Hate Bacon and Megan Kelly - 1
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:23:15 PM EST
THREAD CLOSED BY ORDER OF THE INQUISITION, ORDO HERETICUS.



Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:23:37 PM EST
There is another one for the ignore list.
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:23:49 PM EST
Bacon is proof that God loves us! I don't even know who the woman you mentioned is.
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:24:22 PM EST
Hey, Tom Cruise. Come out of the closet!
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:24:32 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/18/2010 12:25:41 PM EST by highstepper]
Originally Posted By stockshift:
Not all bacon is created equal. OP may not have had the opportunity to taste good quality bacon.

There's a local diner here that serves bacon that's best described as greasy, limp pieces of bacon. On the other hand, I had some really good bacon at Flapjack's in Gatlinburg TN last weekend. In contrast, the bacon at Flapjack's featured thick applewood smoked bacon slices that were cooked very well. Not a ton of gristle and not covered in grease.

Try the good stuff before you write it off.


+1

Tom & Ted's at WallyMart or the Wright's Applewood Smoked Thick Sliced FTW!

ETA: Tom & Ted's Bacon!!!
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:24:33 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:26:39 PM EST


Sadness and sorrow will follow you the rest of your days.....
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:27:13 PM EST
mmmmmm, Wilford Brimley rim job...
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:27:35 PM EST
You know, that puts a lot of your other posts into perspective. Thanks for letting us know.
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:28:39 PM EST
Head start on the drinking for this weekend?
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:28:39 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:29:12 PM EST
Oh no you didn't...an ETA hatred of Megan Kelly after blaspheming bacon?!?!?#?!#$

Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:34:47 PM EST
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
You have the ghey.


Agreed.





Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:35:28 PM EST
87% of Arfcom would trade everything they own to live out the rest of their lives on an island with an endless supply of fresh bacon and a Megyn Kelly that didn't age.
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:35:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By Chris_C:
Bacon. I hate it. Some slices of a pig's belly fried in its own fat is appealing and tasty? Smells terrible and if I had to guess what giving Wilford Brimley a rim job would taste like, I would say bacon.

Megan Kelly, I can't stand her either. She has said some dumb stupid things and her delivery sucks. Is she pretty? You bet. Does she taste like bacon, probably not. But I still can not stand her.



Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:36:45 PM EST
Originally Posted By Chris_C:
Bacon. I hate it. Some slices of a pig's belly fried in its own fat is appealing and tasty? Smells terrible and if I had to guess what giving Wilford Brimley a rim job would taste like, I would say bacon.

Megan Kelly, I can't stand her either. She has said some dumb stupid things and her delivery sucks. Is she pretty? You bet. Does she taste like bacon, probably not. But I still can not stand her.



What happened ..... and did you catch the Ghey or were you that way all along
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:37:21 PM EST
You shut your whore mouth!

Bacon is the GREATEST food known to man. Not only is it delicious but its nutritious. It only gets a bad rap because a bunch of Godless commies put out some propaganda for the simple reason that they don't want you to be[citation not needed] happy.

Megyn Kelly is the hottest, smartest woman in America. There was actually a competition and she won. Hands down.

We didn't tell you about the competition because you're a Godless bacon hating communist.


If this isn't hot, you are GHEY!







Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:37:30 PM EST
Originally Posted By capnrob97:
Only commie pinkos and fags don't like bacon.

Which one are you?








SAME !!
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:38:48 PM EST
Dealt with

Now go deal with whatever possess you to post attention whore threads in GD on ARFCOM.
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:39:01 PM EST
Megan Kelly can get a little stupid and a little shrill at times, but I would olive garden her.

And while some bacon can be bad, 90% is usually awesome.
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:42:03 PM EST
Good, more bacon for me and keep your hands off the mother of my child anyway!
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:42:14 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:42:33 PM EST
Originally Posted By Chris_C:
Does she taste like bacon, probably not.


If only....

Link Posted: 11/18/2010 12:42:54 PM EST
His head, off with it...
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