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Posted: 11/18/2010 12:13:54 PM EST
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Bacon. I hate it. Some slices of a pig's belly fried in its own fat is appealing and tasty? Smells terrible and if I had to guess what giving Wilford Brimley a rim job would taste like, I would say bacon.

Megan Kelly, I can't stand her either. She has said some dumb stupid things and her delivery sucks. Is she pretty? You bet. Does she taste like bacon, probably not. But I still can not stand her.

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You will live longer, but we will live happier with our delicious, yummy bacon.
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I could give a rat fuck if you hate bacon, but that Wilford Brimley line is pure comedy gold.
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Not a big fan either.

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BAN HIM IT IS BLASPHEMY
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Originally Posted By Chris_C:
Bacon.

I hate it.

Some slices of a pig's belly fried in its own fat is appealing and tasty?

Smells terrible and if I had to guess what giving Wilford Brimley a rim job would taste like, I would say bacon.




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You, sir, are remanded to wear the scarlet B for the rest of your stay here you blaspheming bacon bigot bastard.

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Thread and title change.....


Originally Posted By toolboxluis00100:
BAN HIM IT IS BLASPHEMY

Just added Megan Kelly to the list.


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Posted: 11/18/2010 12:17:33 PM EST
Originally Posted By Chris_C:
Bacon. I hate it. Some slices of a pig's belly fried in its own fat is appealing and tasty? Smells terrible and if I had to guess what giving Wilford Brimley a rim job would taste like, I would say bacon.

Megan Kelly, I can't stand her either. She has said some dumb stupid things and her delivery sucks. Is she pretty? You bet. Does she taste like bacon, probably not. But I still can not stand her.



lol gtfo
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blasphemy. Bacon is the delicious cure for everything.
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Hmmm... does anyone have Mr. Brimley's number??







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Only commie pinkos and fags don't like bacon.

Which one are you?






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Smells terrible? Something is seriously wrong with your sense of smell.

The smell of bacon is like the breath of Venus.
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Hatred of bacon is for commies and the godless.

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SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK?
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Posted: 11/18/2010 12:21:16 PM EST
Originally Posted By Chris_C:
Bacon. I hate it. Some slices of a pig's belly fried in its own fat is appealing and tasty? Smells terrible and if I had to guess what giving Wilford Brimley a rim job would taste like, I would say bacon.

Megan Kelly, I can't stand her either. She has said some dumb stupid things and her delivery sucks. Is she pretty? You bet. Does she taste like bacon, probably not. But I still can not stand her.



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Not all bacon is created equal. OP may not have had the opportunity to taste good quality bacon.

There's a local diner here that serves bacon that's best described as greasy, limp pieces of bacon. On the other hand, I had some really good bacon at Flapjack's in Gatlinburg TN last weekend. In contrast, the bacon at Flapjack's featured thick applewood smoked bacon slices that were cooked very well. Not a ton of gristle and not covered in grease.

Try the good stuff before you write it off.
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Posted: 11/18/2010 12:22:31 PM EST
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Originally Posted By theBUBBAMANcan:
You will live longer, but we will live happier with our delicious, yummy bacon.


Yep, we'll be dead of coronary artery disease, but they'll plant us with a big smile on our face because our last thought was of a circa 2010 Megan Kelly.



Meanwhile.............

In some nursing home a decrepit Chris_C, immobile in his wheelchair, is being gummed by some toothless crone.

Sucks to be him!

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you rought her into it? you gone and done it now. where's the whipping post????
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Arfcommers that Love Bacon and Megan Kelly - 4583

Arfcommers that Hate Bacon and Megan Kelly - 1
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THREAD CLOSED BY ORDER OF THE INQUISITION, ORDO HERETICUS.



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There is another one for the ignore list.
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Bacon is proof that God loves us! I don't even know who the woman you mentioned is.
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Originally Posted By stockshift:
Not all bacon is created equal. OP may not have had the opportunity to taste good quality bacon.

There's a local diner here that serves bacon that's best described as greasy, limp pieces of bacon. On the other hand, I had some really good bacon at Flapjack's in Gatlinburg TN last weekend. In contrast, the bacon at Flapjack's featured thick applewood smoked bacon slices that were cooked very well. Not a ton of gristle and not covered in grease.

Try the good stuff before you write it off.


+1

Tom & Ted's at WallyMart or the Wright's Applewood Smoked Thick Sliced FTW!

ETA: Tom & Ted's Bacon!!!
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You have the ghey.
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mmmmmm, Wilford Brimley rim job...
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Oh no you didn't...an ETA hatred of Megan Kelly after blaspheming bacon?!?!?#?!#$

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You have the ghey.


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87% of Arfcom would trade everything they own to live out the rest of their lives on an island with an endless supply of fresh bacon and a Megyn Kelly that didn't age.
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Originally Posted By Chris_C:
Bacon. I hate it. Some slices of a pig's belly fried in its own fat is appealing and tasty? Smells terrible and if I had to guess what giving Wilford Brimley a rim job would taste like, I would say bacon.

Megan Kelly, I can't stand her either. She has said some dumb stupid things and her delivery sucks. Is she pretty? You bet. Does she taste like bacon, probably not. But I still can not stand her.



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Originally Posted By Chris_C:
Bacon. I hate it. Some slices of a pig's belly fried in its own fat is appealing and tasty? Smells terrible and if I had to guess what giving Wilford Brimley a rim job would taste like, I would say bacon.

Megan Kelly, I can't stand her either. She has said some dumb stupid things and her delivery sucks. Is she pretty? You bet. Does she taste like bacon, probably not. But I still can not stand her.



What happened ..... and did you catch the Ghey or were you that way all along
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You shut your whore mouth!

Bacon is the GREATEST food known to man. Not only is it delicious but its nutritious. It only gets a bad rap because a bunch of Godless commies put out some propaganda for the simple reason that they don't want you to be[citation not needed] happy.

Megyn Kelly is the hottest, smartest woman in America. There was actually a competition and she won. Hands down.

We didn't tell you about the competition because you're a Godless bacon hating communist.


If this isn't hot, you are GHEY!







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Originally Posted By capnrob97:
Only commie pinkos and fags don't like bacon.

Which one are you?








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Dealt with

Now go deal with whatever possess you to post attention whore threads in GD on ARFCOM.
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Megan Kelly can get a little stupid and a little shrill at times, but I would olive garden her.

And while some bacon can be bad, 90% is usually awesome.
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Good, more bacon for me and keep your hands off the mother of my child anyway!
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Originally Posted By Chris_C:
Does she taste like bacon, probably not.


If only....

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