No, I'm serious.
The only problems with my idea are;
1) I never get pulled over.
2) If I DID get pulled over, the chance of it being a female cop is like 7%
3) If I was "lucky" enough to get pulled over by that 7%, a quarter of that would probably be lesbian, or look like one.
4) Of those non-lesbians, I would guess that 90% of them were married.
5) Of those 10% unmarried, non-lesbians, what are the chances that she would be really cute? Maybe 3%?