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Posted: 10/22/2010 4:28:30 PM EDT

[#1]

wanna play good cop bad cop

wanna plant something on me?

Posted: 10/22/2010 4:29:09 PM EDT

[#2]

Ask her if she wants to go shooting sometime. If she seems reluctant, then ask her if she wants to get coffee, maybe throw in an offer for a doughnut too. She will probably find the straightforward approach refreshing. If not, the hell with her and move on to greener pastures my friend.

Posted: 10/22/2010 4:29:52 PM EDT

[#3]

Ask her if she would like her egg scrambled?

Posted: 10/22/2010 4:34:58 PM EDT

[#4]

Be like Mel Gibson and ask her a question, "What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?"

Posted: 10/22/2010 4:39:26 PM EDT

[#5]

I dated a chick once that was a local city cop. Believe it or not I just chatted her up at a lemonade stand at a local street party. My first line was "Nice gun belt" She just laughed and said Like I never heard that before and with out missing a beat I said yeah but I mean it and proceeded to talk about her duty rig and new Sig 226. When I went to walk off she said aren't you going to ask for my number?? Which of course I did. She ended up being a real freak. We dated for about 3 months and she was always in and out at all sorts of the night with no explanation so I broke it off. The hand cuffs were cool. I think I was a victim of Police Sexual assault but my attorney says my case is a no go being as she was pretty hot and I enjoyed it and all.

Posted: 10/22/2010 4:43:21 PM EDT

[#6]

What else do you do with that night stick?

Posted: 10/22/2010 5:48:21 PM EDT

[#7]

Does this hankerchief smell like chloroform to you?

Posted: 10/22/2010 5:51:02 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
I saw some shitbird get busted today.

One of the officers was a SMOKING hot woman...and by "smoking hot", I mean really cute, girl-next-door with a nice butt and a super-cute face.

This made me wonder, what would be the BEST line to use on a female cop if I were ever to get pulled over?
All I can come up with would be something along the lines of, "If you weren't so pretty, I'd be really pissed about getting pulled over."

There is no best pick up line. People who tried to pick me up got cited anyway. Boring.

Posted: 10/22/2010 5:52:36 PM EDT

[#9]

Do you have somthing at your house you want to show me ?

Posted: 10/22/2010 6:03:13 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:

Ask her if you can SIIHPAPP

If she is a member of ARF.com it would be a great ice breaker that could end bad or end with the two of you laughing and more.

I suppose I could ask her if she wants to learn how to shoot a pistol!

Posted: 10/22/2010 6:06:43 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I saw some shitbird get busted today.

One of the officers was a SMOKING hot woman...and by "smoking hot", I mean really cute, girl-next-door with a nice butt and a super-cute face.

This made me wonder, what would be the BEST line to use on a female cop if I were ever to get pulled over?
All I can come up with would be something along the lines of, "If you weren't so pretty, I'd be really pissed about getting pulled over."

There is no best pick up line. People who tried to pick me up got cited anyway. Boring.

The fools! Wait until after the citation is written! That said, I bet you have some stories to tell.

Posted: 10/22/2010 6:08:42 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

<snip>

There is no best pick up line. People who tried to pick me up got cited anyway. Boring.

Show some pics, then we can all either agree or disagree that they were only complimenting you to get out of a ticket.

Quoted:

Quoted:

There is no best pick up line. People who tried to pick me up got cited anyway. Boring.

The fools! Wait until after the citation is written! That said, I bet you have some stories to tell.

Oh my God, that is actually some REALLY good advice!!!

Posted: 10/22/2010 6:08:46 PM EDT

[#13]

I wouldn't try any lines during a traffic stop.

If you have friends in common, have them introduce you. Otherwise, keep it professional. Trying anything else will surely be a losing proposition for you.

Posted: 10/22/2010 6:11:06 PM EDT

[#14]

My cousin used " I bet you look great in a bikini" one time. She was amused

Posted: 10/22/2010 6:11:42 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

I wouldn't try any lines during a traffic stop.

If you have friends in common, have them introduce you. Otherwise, keep it professional. Trying anything else will surely be a losing proposition for you.

But I'm not a professional, just a lowly sucker (who maybe someday) gets pulled over for something by .000154% of a subgroup of civilians who are paid to keep the peace.

Posted: 10/22/2010 6:13:32 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I wouldn't try any lines during a traffic stop.

If you have friends in common, have them introduce you. Otherwise, keep it professional. Trying anything else will surely be a losing proposition for you.

But I'm not a professional, just a lowly sucker (who maybe someday) gets pulled over for something by .000154% of a subgroup of civilians who are paid to keep the peace.

That approach isn't going to win you any points either.

Posted: 10/22/2010 6:16:59 PM EDT

[#17]

Would a cavity search be out of the question?????

Posted: 10/22/2010 6:18:34 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I wouldn't try any lines during a traffic stop.

If you have friends in common, have them introduce you. Otherwise, keep it professional. Trying anything else will surely be a losing proposition for you.

But I'm not a professional, just a lowly sucker (who maybe someday) gets pulled over for something by .000154% of a subgroup of civilians who are paid to keep the peace.

That approach isn't going to win you any points either.

It will if she's just paying her way through math school.

Posted: 10/22/2010 6:18:58 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
I saw some shitbird get busted today.

One of the officers was a SMOKING hot woman...and by "smoking hot", I mean really cute, girl-next-door with a nice butt and a super-cute face.

This made me wonder, what would be the BEST line to use on a female cop if I were ever to get pulled over?

All I can come up with would be something along the lines of, "If you weren't so pretty, I'd be really pissed about getting pulled over."

My cuffs or your cuffs tonight?

Posted: 10/22/2010 6:27:05 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
I wouldn't try any lines during a traffic stop.

If you have friends in common, have them introduce you. Otherwise, keep it professional. Trying anything else will surely be a losing proposition for you.

This. I have friends and family who are LE. These are some of my observations about the life, in the connection of this thread.

Cops are different when on the job, and female cops more so, because of their status. When on the job, LE have their radar (literally and figuratively) on all the time. They have to be extra careful. Human interaction in a normal sense could be misunderstood, such as asking somebody out, because of the nature of the job. Factor in sexuality, and it rises to the nth power.

Also, cops see and experience life in a very concentrated way, and see people sometimes at their best, but usually at their worst. As a result, they can look at life a lot differently than other people. They have weird schedules, and often, the only other people that understand them are other cops. Both those two latter factors alobe make it difficult to get involved with someone who is in LE.

Posted: 10/22/2010 6:28:07 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

I was pulled over by a woman cop in colorado a few years ago.

I was sitting on the ground next to my motorcycle while she wrote the ticket. She told me that she didn't write me up for anything except the item she was required to by law (forgot my insurance papers or something).

She then touched my jacket and said "that is a really nice motorcycle jacket". By touched, I mean she put her hand on my arm and guided me closer. As in, "Take me!"

She was HOT.

I am absolutely convinced she would have

or

right there on the hood of her car.

Being a married man, I declined and found my way out of the situation.

That would have been some popular dashcam footage...

Posted: 10/22/2010 6:28:47 PM EDT

[#22]

Don't taze me, ho!

For post 666.

Posted: 10/22/2010 6:29:17 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
No, I'm serious.

The only problems with my idea are;

1) I never get pulled over.

2) If I DID get pulled over, the chance of it being a female cop is like 7%

3) If I was "lucky" enough to get pulled over by that 7%, a quarter of that would probably be lesbian, or look like one.

4) Of those non-lesbians, I would guess that 90% of them were married.

5) Of those 10% unmarried, non-lesbians, what are the chances that she would be really cute? Maybe 3%?

Dude! It sounds like you are calculating the pot odds in a poker game. If your strategy is to wait until you get pulled over by a hot cop you are going to die a lonely, frustrated old man. Just say "Hi, my name is XXXXXX. Would you like to join me for a cup of coffee/ ice cream/ beer/ taco/whatever?" Just be yourself. If it doesn't click, at least you'll know it before you spend a big chunk of cash on her while putting on some bullshit act that she's going to see through anyway.

Posted: 10/22/2010 6:32:35 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

I wouldn't try any lines during a traffic stop.

If you have friends in common, have them introduce you. Otherwise, keep it professional. Trying anything else will surely be a losing proposition for you.

yeah, but doing nothing is a losing proposition.

Posted: 10/22/2010 6:35:09 PM EDT

[#25]

I've been in the same spot as the OP & all I could think of was "I should commit crimes more often".

Did not work well for me.

Posted: 10/22/2010 6:35:24 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I wouldn't try any lines during a traffic stop.

If you have friends in common, have them introduce you. Otherwise, keep it professional. Trying anything else will surely be a losing proposition for you.

yeah, but doing nothing is a losing proposition.

It is your life. Don't say I didn't warn you. I bet you just HAD to touch the hot stove as a kid too.

Posted: 10/22/2010 6:36:01 PM EDT

[#27]

"A lady poliece officer. How cute! Why don't you come over to my place so you don't get hurt out here"

Posted: 10/22/2010 6:36:45 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
NEVER, I mean NEVER stick your dick in a woman who has a badge....NEVER!

+1

Posted: 10/22/2010 6:41:12 PM EDT

[#29]

Let's go to the pound, get a couple of dogs and do some live fire practice drills.....

Posted: 10/22/2010 6:45:14 PM EDT

[#30]

Pre-scripted pick up lines are gay. Pick up lines in general are lame.

Just act like you. If you're crossing her during the workday as a suspect... just forget about it.

Posted: 10/22/2010 6:45:29 PM EDT

[#31]

How about:

I like a girl with daddy issues and you seem to have chosen being a cop over stripping. Wanna go back to my house and see my porn collection?

Posted: 10/22/2010 6:46:16 PM EDT

[#32]

How about "Hi, I'm *so in so* , what's your name?"

Posted: 10/22/2010 6:50:17 PM EDT

[#33]

No doubt about it.

Half of you would get your ass shot off from the start. One quarter would get tazed. The other quarter would be tazed arrested and hauled into the slammer.

What??? You never heard of Never let the Man............er............Woooman.............into your life
!!!!

Posted: 10/22/2010 6:59:51 PM EDT

[#34]

Arfcom rule #1 Dont stick your dick in crazy! Remember?

All the hot female LEO types are fucking insane and on a major power trip, DO NOT WANT!!!

Posted: 10/22/2010 7:25:22 PM EDT

[#35]

Female Cops like a great joke to break the ice.

You: Do you know why female cops have legs?

Her: No

You: So they won't leave SNAIL TRAILS

Posted: 10/22/2010 7:25:30 PM EDT

[#36]

I knew this gal she worked part time at my local gun range and going to college, she was some kind of law enforcement major at Cal St. Univ Poly Pomona, and I told her,
"If you arrest me, can you please me home instead of to jail?"

We both got a big laugh off of it. She had BF. The BF sent her a big bouquet of roses to the range, and she sent it back, ouch!

Posted: 10/22/2010 7:32:32 PM EDT

[#37]

I usually just ask if I can see her gun, but for some reason it goes downhill from there every time.

Posted: 10/22/2010 7:39:12 PM EDT

[#38]

Start drinking

Posted: 10/22/2010 7:40:28 PM EDT

[#39]

"You wanna violate my civil rights?"

Just make sure she has no ASP, Taser, or OC.

Posted: 10/22/2010 8:18:19 PM EDT

[#40]

Whatever you do, do not lose your temper and call her a 'dickless tracy'. I got five tickets, just as fast as she could write 'em.

1911fan

Posted: 10/22/2010 10:09:25 PM EDT

[#41]

Many years ago I had a buddy who was married to woman cop; it didn't turn well for him. Turns out she was fucking everybody but him.....

Posted: 10/22/2010 10:19:27 PM EDT

[#42]

Let her know just how bad you want to cuff and stuff her.

Posted: 10/22/2010 10:27:49 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
Many years ago I had a buddy who was married to woman cop; it didn't turn well for him. Turns out she was fucking everybody but him.....

yeah but hows that different from most other peoples wives?

Posted: 10/22/2010 10:29:35 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Here, say exactly this:

Are you a single gal?

Yes/no

Want to go get a drink with me after work?

Yes/no

Logic rarely works well for me, and I don't drink much...

Which brings me down more...

What percent of that 3% from above would be faithful nymphomaniacs who don't drink?

-25.9

Posted: 10/22/2010 11:58:28 PM EDT

[#45]

Got pulled over in Sandusky county, travelling through Ohio back in 95 or 96. I was speeding. Guilty as hell.

Beautiful lady police officer, auburn hair. She came to my window, took my license & insurance and ran my info.

When she came back, we chatted for a bit and she returned my stuff & told me to slow it down. She was friendly, so I asked if she was busy in a couple days when I'd be back through Ohio. That ticket book got whipped out so fast it looked like she had the hands of an veteran gunslinger.

My forgetting to pay the ticket and the subsequent warrant is another story entirely.