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LIINTLICKR
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Know any drug dealers?
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Originally Posted By PantherArms762:
Know any drug dealers?


My cousin is a coke-head.
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Know any drug dealers?

Drugs are so yesterday. Uranium is where it's at now.
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This better not be one of those mlm pyramid schemes.
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White slavery?.. know any hot chics you can sell?
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porn. Just vary the type and quality.
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Posted: 10/6/2010 5:15:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By delemorte:
White slavery?.. know any hot chics you can sell?

My sister goes to ASU. Does that count?
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Go 60 miles to the East. Go to one of the boats and put it on red.....or black.

Win???

or

Lose???
ARFCOM.....Time well wasted.

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Ask youself: What organization do libtards hate the most?
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Posted: 10/6/2010 5:17:03 PM EST
Originally Posted By LIINTLICKR:

Originally Posted By delemorte:
White slavery?.. know any hot chics you can sell?

My sister goes to ASU. Does that count?


What you did there... I see it.

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Well, in a certain narcotic lab...you can turn $1000 worth of materials into $60,000 pretty quick.

Not that I do it or advocate it, its just a fact.
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buy lottos and hope for the best
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1.get a hooker
2.get some blow
3.get hooker hooked on blow
4. make the hooker hook for more money and blow
5. profit
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Posted: 10/6/2010 5:20:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By krpind:
Go 60 miles to the East. Go to one of the boats and put it on red.....or black.

Win???

or

Lose???

First reply said Vegas - you say Shrevesport.

My question to you is this.

I need a 100% no-risk situation here - what is your full-proof system?

Plus, this would only double me up on my money. Need it to go up 10X.

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Invest with Shia LaBeouf
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Originally Posted By kaneroy:
1.get a hooker
2.get some blow
3.get hooker hooked on blow
4. make the hooker hook for more money and blow
5. profit

I don't think I have the pimperament for that job.

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Be sure to let us know when you figure that out.
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Underpants.


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Profit.
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Become a pimp.
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Posted: 10/6/2010 5:26:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By Gulbrandr2:
Well, in a certain narcotic lab...you can turn $1000 worth of materials into $60,000 pretty quick.

Not that I do it or advocate it, its just a fact.

I'd want to keep it legal. But thanks.

You're from Alaska, how much could I make being a greenhorn for a week on a crab boat?

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Originally Posted By LIINTLICKR:

Originally Posted By krpind:
Go 60 miles to the East. Go to one of the boats and put it on red.....or black.

Win???

or

Lose???

First reply said Vegas - you say Shrevesport.

My question to you is this.

I need a 100% no-risk situation here - what is your full-proof system?

Plus, this would only double me up on my money. Need it to go up 10X.



If you figure out how to turn 100 to 1000 in a week, 100% no-risk, give me your paypal so that I can deposit $100,000 into your account in exchange for the answer.
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Get a paint-by-numbers show on PBS.
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Posted: 10/6/2010 5:28:48 PM EST
Originally Posted By LIINTLICKR:

Originally Posted By krpind:
Go 60 miles to the East. Go to one of the boats and put it on red.....or black.

Win???

or

Lose???

First reply said Vegas - you say Shrevesport.

My question to you is this.

I need a 100% no-risk situation here - what is your full-proof system?

Plus, this would only double me up on my money. Need it to go up 10X.



The only way is to find a real deal on something that you know you can turn for cash.

That takes knowledge of what a a wide variety of things are actually worth and knowledge of where some under valued things might be and who might need what.

An auction might be just the thing if you know what to buy and where to sell it.
ARFCOM.....Time well wasted.

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... Start a company and name it GPal?
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Posted: 10/6/2010 5:30:14 PM EST
Originally Posted By LIINTLICKR:

Originally Posted By Gulbrandr2:
Well, in a certain narcotic lab...you can turn $1000 worth of materials into $60,000 pretty quick.

Not that I do it or advocate it, its just a fact.



I'd want to keep it legal. But thanks.

You're from Alaska, how much could I make being a greenhorn for a week on a crab boat?


You don't want that job, lol. Its cold, miserable, and the pay isn't that great. The stories you hear about people making 'bank' from it are because they got a lucky catch. I had a few friends growing up in Kodiak who's dads would go out, come back with 36k one year, and 8 the next
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Originally Posted By ken_mays:
Originally Posted By PantherArms762:
Know any drug dealers?


My cousin is a coke-head.


Thread win for awesome movie reference.
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Posted: 10/6/2010 5:36:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By FredMan:
Get a paint-by-numbers show on PBS.



I have the talent, painting wise - I'm probably better than BR if truth be told.

Trouble is, I can't grow an afro.

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Become a pimp.


This is how you do it...
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Sell your machine gun assault weapons and grenade stashes to Mexican drug lords.
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Originally Posted By Zardoz:
http://www.xerox.com/



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Invest it.................like the Clintons.

Aloha, Mark


PS.........for those that forgot............

On the chief matters of substance on which she was challenged, the First Lady said:

* She had "absolutely no reason to believe" that she profited from favorable treatment by her advisers when she parlayed a $1,000 stake in the cattle futures market into nearly $100,000 in less than a year.

* She could not remember "any of the details" of how she turned that initial $1,000 investment into $6,300 in her first day of commodities trading.

* That accepting lucrative investment advice from James B. Blair, attorney for Arkansas' largest employer, Tyson Foods Inc., was not unethical because the Blairs were "among our very best friends." She denied any impropriety and said there were no favors granted Blair or Tyson Foods in exchange. His profitable counsel was simply "you know, very fortunate for me," she said.

* She "can't answer" why she and President Clinton lost considerably less money in the Whitewater real estate project than their putative 50-50 partners, James B. and Susan McDougal. She denied that the McDougals' greater losses amounted to a "gift" from the owner of a state-regulated thrift to the governor and his wife. She also said she did not know how the Whitewater project's bills were paid after the Clintons stopped contributing to its accounts.

* She has "no memory" of using her commodities-trading profits to make Whitewater loan payments, thus reducing her tax liability for 1978. She said she got into the Whitewater project to make money, not as a tax dodge.

* She was told nothing in advance by federal regulators or the White House staff about a pending criminal referral on McDougal's failed savings and loan. The Clintons were named as possible beneficiaries of questionable acts at the thrift, and federal regulators tipped off White House aides about the pending referral.

* She knows nothing about possible shredding of incriminating Whitewater material at the Rose Law Firm in Little Rock, where she and Foster used to practice. She said reports that she and Clinton shredded documents at the governor's mansion in Little Rock were "absolutely" untrue.

The First Lady admitted that her insistence on a "zone of privacy" around her family and her finances had fueled suspicion that she and the President were covering up scandalous details of their life in Arkansas. But she said she ultimately had come to be "rezoned" into believing that fuller disclosure would ultimately better serve her, her husband and the public.






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Posted: 10/6/2010 5:46:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By Zardoz:
http://www.xerox.com/


Damnit to hell.


I thought I'd have a sure-fire solution this far into the thread.

Alas, I've gotten mostly this:

Counterfeiting (exhibit A)

Prostitution

Gambling

Drug Manufacturing




Think guys, think.

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Move the decimal point.
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Originally Posted By ken_mays:
Originally Posted By PantherArms762:
Know any drug dealers?


My cousin is a coke-head.


I now have to fear all the undead arfcomers that will get infected by screwing zombies.
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Lintlikr, Yous gots to turn out some Ho'ess,.
Put their shit on the screet making cheddar for you .
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Originally Posted By LIINTLICKR:

I need a 100% no-risk situation here - what is your full-proof system?

Plus, this would only double me up on my money. Need it to go up 10X.


Without a miracle, there is no way you could get that return for no risk, while being legal in one week.
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if you leverage your entire account on every trade you can do better than that with forex trading. you better not be wrong even once though. In the last year i have only had one week where i didn't miss a single trade. I don't risk that much on each trade but if i had leveraged it all i probably could have paid off my house that week. or my account would be empty on margin call.
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You need to go into the Protection business.

Find some huge guys, dress them in suits, shades and go around selling protection to the local businesses.

Of course, make sure you aren't in a mob-run area already. Much easier and safer to sell your services.

Other than that, you can flip narcotics, prostitutes, or sell guns to ineligible buyers.

Selling meth will probably make you the most money in the shortest amount of time.
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Hillary clinton can do it...........
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Originally Posted By FredMan:
Get a paint-by-numbers show on PBS.

Are you related to Jon Gnagy?
I enjoyed his show when I was little. I couldn't (and still can't) draw along with him. But he was fun to watch.
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Is your name Hillary? And are you married to the governor of Arkansas?
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Hookers and blow.... oh wait you want to know how to MAKE $10,000 in one week!
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time travel to the past and sell aluminum.
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