|Originally Posted By Lorax:
I had a gf that was actually a model and featured in a Sears catalog. It was one of those things I thought would never happen to me. Great girl too. I had a lot of BS going on in my life and we broke it off.
I saw her about 8 years ago in a store. now....her parents were huge, but she was 5'-11'' and super trim.
When I saw her in the store, she was accompanied by two bag boys with tubs of Crisco and brushes ahead of her greasing up the sides of the aisle so she can waddle down without getting stuck and having to call the fire department of wrecker recovery winch truck.
Dodged THAT bullet