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Link Posted: 4/25/2014 1:46:55 AM EDT
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910 pages of humor  
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Correction, 909 pages of humor and two posts.

 
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Slackers

Humor straight from Alaska


Link Posted: 4/25/2014 5:44:49 AM EDT
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I understand that this is a vaporizer with the heat gun. But what is the other hose for?




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I always think the same thing when i'm driving 110 mph on the 401 in canada


140 km = 87 miles.  

Yes, 87.  

110 miles = 176 km.  

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8159713536/h7E7D3FAC/


I understand that this is a vaporizer with the heat gun. But what is the other hose for?




http://imageshack.com/a/img841/4586/j5vt.jpg


My guess is that those nodules have openings for other people to take a hit off of, so in order to plug the two holes, he just connected a hose between them.


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My guess is that those nodules have openings for other people to take a hit off of, so in order to plug the two holes, he just connected a hose between them.





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I always think the same thing when i'm driving 110 mph on the 401 in canada




140 km = 87 miles.  



Yes, 87.  



110 miles = 176 km.  



https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8159713536/h7E7D3FAC/




I understand that this is a vaporizer with the heat gun. But what is the other hose for?
http://imageshack.com/a/img841/4586/j5vt.jpg





My guess is that those nodules have openings for other people to take a hit off of, so in order to plug the two holes, he just connected a hose between them.





http://i.imgur.com/uija17X.png
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Link Posted: 4/25/2014 9:12:02 AM EDT
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Probably just capped off so two others can join in the fun.

ETA Beat by the Captain.
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 9:37:47 AM EDT
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During a long day of looking around a car show, me, and a couple of
my friends stopped in at "Hooter’s” for some Hot Wings and a few beers.



After sitting there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.



I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators. I’m old, tired, and pee a lot.”



My older pals will understand this.

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During a long day of looking around a car show, me, and a couple of my friends stopped in at "Hooter’s” for some Hot Wings and a few beers.

After sitting there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.

I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators. I’m old, tired, and pee a lot.”

My older pals will understand this.

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Arfcommer response:  As long as it's not the pregnant one. Amiright?



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Why not?  At least you know she puts out.
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During a long day of looking around a car show, me, and a couple of my friends stopped in at "Hooter’s” for some Hot Wings and a few beers.

After sitting there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.

I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators. I’m old, tired, and pee a lot.”

My older pals will understand this.



Arfcommer response:  As long as it's not the pregnant one. Amiright?



http://i.imgur.com/N5HYI52.gif


Why not?  At least you know she puts out.


It was a reference to a thread a few years back about a classless douche who threw a fit at a hooters because his waitress was pregnant.
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 11:31:20 AM EDT
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I always think the same thing when i'm driving 110 mph on the 401 in canada


140 km = 87 miles.  

Yes, 87.  

110 miles = 176 km.  

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8159713536/h7E7D3FAC/


I understand that this is a vaporizer with the heat gun. But what is the other hose for?




http://imageshack.com/a/img841/4586/j5vt.jpg



The other hose is closing off two unused inhalation ports. Three people could use it at once. He's set up for solo.
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My Wife smelled different when she was pregnant. Like, "holy crap you smell good and I can't get enough" type smell... Weirdest damn feeling.





Not that she smells bad normally... Musta been some kinda pheromone thing. :-)





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Link Posted: 4/25/2014 11:47:34 AM EDT
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So... that's how they do that...







 
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During a long day of looking around a car show, me, and a couple of my friends stopped in at "Hooter’s” for some Hot Wings and a few beers.



After sitting there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.



I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators. I’m old, tired, and pee a lot.”



My older pals will understand this.







Arfcommer response:  As long as it's not the pregnant one. Amiright?
http://i.imgur.com/N5HYI52.gif




Why not?  At least you know she puts out.




It was a reference to a thread a few years back about a classless douche who threw a fit at a hooters because his waitress was pregnant.

I believe that thread was the origin of the term "Neckbeard"

 
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 1:15:12 PM EDT
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During a long day of looking around a car show, me, and a couple of my friends stopped in at "Hooter’s” for some Hot Wings and a few beers.

After sitting there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.

I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators. I’m old, tired, and pee a lot.”

My older pals will understand this.



Arfcommer response:  As long as it's not the pregnant one. Amiright?



http://i.imgur.com/N5HYI52.gif


Why not?  At least you know she puts out.


It was a reference to a thread a few years back about a classless douche who threw a fit at a hooters because his waitress was pregnant.
I believe that thread was the origin of the term "Neckbeard"  


I believe so. I vaguely remember calling him something to the effect of a fat, white trash, ginger, neckbearded fuck in the epic pit thread.

Link Posted: 4/25/2014 1:59:29 PM EDT
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My Wife smelled different when she was pregnant. Like, "holy crap you smell good and I can't get enough" type smell... Weirdest damn feeling.

Not that she smells bad normally... Musta been some kinda pheromone thing. :-)

Back to the funny...

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It was a reference to a thread a few years back about a classless douche who threw a fit at a hooters because his waitress was pregnant.

My Wife smelled different when she was pregnant. Like, "holy crap you smell good and I can't get enough" type smell... Weirdest damn feeling.

Not that she smells bad normally... Musta been some kinda pheromone thing. :-)

Back to the funny...

http://oi60.tinypic.com/2aewl84.jpg
   


Pheromones are crazy. Even when my wife smells "bad" (after a run for example) I can't get enough...I love it...

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Pheromones are crazy. Even when my wife smells "bad" (after a run for example) I can't get enough...I love it...

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8154115840/h11F0CB5B/
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It was a reference to a thread a few years back about a classless douche who threw a fit at a hooters because his waitress was pregnant.

My Wife smelled different when she was pregnant. Like, "holy crap you smell good and I can't get enough" type smell... Weirdest damn feeling.

Not that she smells bad normally... Musta been some kinda pheromone thing. :-)

Back to the funny...

http://oi60.tinypic.com/2aewl84.jpg
   


Pheromones are crazy. Even when my wife smells "bad" (after a run for example) I can't get enough...I love it...

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8154115840/h11F0CB5B/



My cat is convinced that the vacuum is out to eat him.
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My cat is convinced that the vacuum is out to eat him.
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It was a reference to a thread a few years back about a classless douche who threw a fit at a hooters because his waitress was pregnant.

My Wife smelled different when she was pregnant. Like, "holy crap you smell good and I can't get enough" type smell... Weirdest damn feeling.

Not that she smells bad normally... Musta been some kinda pheromone thing. :-)

Back to the funny...

http://oi60.tinypic.com/2aewl84.jpg
   


Pheromones are crazy. Even when my wife smells "bad" (after a run for example) I can't get enough...I love it...

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8154115840/h11F0CB5B/



My cat is convinced that the vacuum is out to eat him.


Someone needs to photoshop the picture of the cat in the gallon glass jar into a picture of a Dyson.
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What the hell is that? I can't decide if it's freaking me out or if I find it strangley erotic and need to know where I can buy one. for. my. iphone.
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What the hell is that? I can't decide if it's freaking me out or if I find it strangley erotic and need to know where I can buy one. for. my. iphone.
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What the hell is that? I can't decide if it's freaking me out or if I find it strangley erotic and need to know where I can buy one. for. my. iphone.


Japan.

Seriously, some guy in Japan thought about chargers like they are giving life to phones and built a cable that looks like a womb and umbilical cord for phones.  Even makes it "pulse" to simulate life.

Fookin Japan.
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What the hell is that? I can't decide if it's freaking me out or if I find it strangley erotic and need to know where I can buy one. for. my. iphone.
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What the hell is that? I can't decide if it's freaking me out or if I find it strangley erotic and need to know where I can buy one. for. my. iphone.


Plugging you junk in there is probably not a good idea.
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What the hell is that? I can't decide if it's freaking me out or if I find it strangley erotic and need to know where I can buy one. for. my. iphone.
 

It's the new Apple iSwallow 1.0  
They sold out worldwide in 30 minutes to early adopters because, let's face it, they're never leaving their Mother's basements again.  
Don't worry, the iSwallow 2 will out by Valentine's Day next year.  
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Plugging you junk in there is probably not a good idea.
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What the hell is that? I can't decide if it's freaking me out or if I find it strangley erotic and need to know where I can buy one. for. my. iphone.


Plugging you junk in there is probably not a good idea.



or, maybe, a, ahhhh, great idea?
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The term "neckbeard" has been around a lot longer then arfcom. Usually used to describe unkempt dorky nerds.

 
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lol
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mario kart FTW!!!  
 
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I found the video and watched it.  










I still don't know what the fuck happened.
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And we are over their promoting peace and a stop to the violence and they don't even stop to change a tire.



 
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 3:41:30 PM EDT
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  I found the video and watched it.  



I still don't know what the fuck happened.
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Me neither.  But the way idiots drive in my town, I want one.  
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I know this is from way early in the thread, but I love going back to old parts to check it out.   I rost pretty hard on this one.  So messed up.  

 
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I found the video and watched it.  










I still don't know what the fuck happened.




Nitrous tank exploded. You use bottle heaters to increase the tank pressure. No safety / faulty valve and left the heater on.  



 
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I hope this is a joke of some kind but then again there are a lot of people that are this stupid:



Nice bike ride:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cd7aF-xmKjo
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I found the video and watched it.  










I still don't know what the fuck happened.




Nitrous tank exploded. You use bottle heaters to increase the tank pressure. No safety / faulty valve and left the heater on.  

 




 
Nitrous or LPG (propane) ???
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I hope this is a joke of some kind but then again there are a lot of people that are this stupid:



https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8159685120/h8E0CB826/



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Could be worried about ending up with one of these:













 
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Another effective ad that would never air here.
Good Ad

ETA link now hot
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Pheromones are crazy. Even when my wife smells "bad" (after a run for example) I can't get enough...I love it...

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It was a reference to a thread a few years back about a classless douche who threw a fit at a hooters because his waitress was pregnant.

My Wife smelled different when she was pregnant. Like, "holy crap you smell good and I can't get enough" type smell... Weirdest damn feeling.

Not that she smells bad normally... Musta been some kinda pheromone thing. :-)

Back to the funny...

http://oi60.tinypic.com/2aewl84.jpg
   


Pheromones are crazy. Even when my wife smells "bad" (after a run for example) I can't get enough...I love it...




You'd better get that appliance back indoors, quick!

It's well known that nature abhors a vacuum.

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You'd better get that appliance back indoors, quick!



It's well known that nature abhors a vacuum.



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It was a reference to a thread a few years back about a classless douche who threw a fit at a hooters because his waitress was pregnant.



My Wife smelled different when she was pregnant. Like, "holy crap you smell good and I can't get enough" type smell... Weirdest damn feeling.



Not that she smells bad normally... Musta been some kinda pheromone thing. :-)



Back to the funny...



http://oi60.tinypic.com/2aewl84.jpg

   




Pheromones are crazy. Even when my wife smells "bad" (after a run for example) I can't get enough...I love it...



https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8154115840/h11F0CB5B/






You'd better get that appliance back indoors, quick!



It's well known that nature abhors a vacuum.



https://i.imgur.com/Yt9AWCO.jpg
That joke sucked.

 
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Snapped this one in the parking lot on my way to get an mri.

Not surprising.

SPEAKING OF NOT SURPRISING!



Damn tree rats!
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Lost so hard
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Lost so hard


 Me too.  That was great.





 
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During a long day of looking around a car show, me, and a couple of my friends stopped in at "Hooter’s” for some Hot Wings and a few beers.

After sitting there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.

I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators. I’m old, tired, and pee a lot.”

My older pals will understand this.



Arfcommer response:  As long as it's not the pregnant one. Amiright?



http://i.imgur.com/N5HYI52.gif


Why not?  At least you know she puts out.


It was a reference to a thread a few years back about a classless douche who threw a fit at a hooters because his waitress was pregnant.
I believe that thread was the origin of the term "Neckbeard"  


lol no. Neckbeard has been around wa-a-ay longer than it's been popular on ARFCOM.

The only things that get used elsewhere that started here were the I Am Legend bathtub pics and the OMG IT SPINS guy.
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