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Posted: 12/14/2012 1:46:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/14/2012 1:49:13 PM EDT
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I kind of laugh every time I see this stuff. For a Loooooong time I was a XBL ambassador. Kids (and adults) would get on line talk mad garbage, curse and generally make life miserable when you were on line. I'd tell them they probably didnt want to do that, lighten up, not the place for that kind of talk, etc. They would threaten, talk tough thinking that nothing could be done about it.....WRONG. I copied down the GT, the time and make quick notes on it quoting them. Then I'd fire off an email to the powers that be with all the info and the next time that person tried to log into XBL they got the "Your account has been banned". So all their stats, game history, everything got dumped. Then they had to pay to get a new membership. There were times that 30+ emails would go out a night for weeks on end. XBL takes on line conduct very serious, so keep that in mind when you are playing becuase you never know when an ambassador might be playing with you. We didnt just ban hammer people either. If we saw someone acting polite and helping others out, they got a "atta boy" notification from XBL that usually had some MSFT points attached to it. |
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Posted: 12/14/2012 1:57:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/14/2012 2:28:32 PM EDT
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ETA: a few more: 
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Posted: 12/14/2012 3:42:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/14/2012 3:44:09 PM EDT
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I don't see an area code. Don't jerk me around, man! |
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Posted: 12/14/2012 3:56:47 PM EDT
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I don't see an area code. Don't jerk me around, man! Got a girls number once and it was 867-3509. I thought, okay okay, not interested. Sure, I was in a coma during the 80's and never heard the damn song. Called it up and it was her!!!! |
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Posted: 12/14/2012 4:26:46 PM EDT
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I don't see an area code. Don't jerk me around, man! Got a girls number once and it was 867-3509. I thought, okay okay, not interested. Sure, I was in a coma during the 80's and never heard the damn song. Called it up and it was her!!!! Jenny right? |
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Posted: 12/14/2012 4:38:45 PM EDT
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Nevermind...
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Posted: 12/14/2012 5:06:17 PM EDT
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I don't see an area code. Don't jerk me around, man! Got a girls number once and it was 867-3509. I thought, okay okay, not interested. Sure, I was in a coma during the 80's and never heard the damn song. Called it up and it was her!!!! Jenny right? Jenny is such a whore |
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Posted: 12/14/2012 5:48:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/14/2012 5:51:11 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/14/2012 5:55:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/14/2012 6:40:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/14/2012 6:49:32 PM EDT
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Quoted: That's my photo hosted at hunt101. ... did the relationship ever recover to normalcy, post event? |
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Posted: 12/14/2012 8:44:52 PM EDT
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It definitely doesn't get better on the stall door 
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Posted: 12/14/2012 8:47:10 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: That's my photo hosted at hunt101. ... did the relationship ever recover to normalcy, post event? I didn't say it was my letter. |
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Posted: 12/14/2012 9:33:11 PM EDT
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I don't see an area code. Don't jerk me around, man! Got a girls number once and it was 867-3509. I thought, okay okay, not interested. Sure, I was in a coma during the 80's and never heard the damn song. Called it up and it was her!!!! Jenny right? Jenny is such a whore ...you all know that numbers wrong, correct? It's 867-5309..... |
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Posted: 12/14/2012 9:43:49 PM EDT
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I don't see an area code. Don't jerk me around, man! Got a girls number once and it was 867-3509. I thought, okay okay, not interested. Sure, I was in a coma during the 80's and never heard the damn song. Called it up and it was her!!!! Jenny right? Jenny is such a whore ...you all know that numbers wrong, correct? It's 867-5309..... That's the joke? |
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Posted: 12/14/2012 10:12:02 PM EDT
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No quote trees - DK
way to make me feel old asshole 
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Posted: 12/15/2012 3:06:50 AM EDT
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This is one of my favorite "stupid criminal" stories:
A guy who lived in the Midwest, where they have some heavy-duty winter snow, came home to find his home had been burglarized. The police came and found that the burglar had backed into a snowbank... leaving a perfect impression of his license plate! They caught the burglar as he was getting home. |
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Posted: 12/15/2012 3:14:24 AM EDT
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I don't see an area code. Don't jerk me around, man! Got a girls number once and it was 867-3509. I thought, okay okay, not interested. Sure, I was in a coma during the 80's and never heard the damn song. Called it up and it was her!!!! Crookston?
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Posted: 12/15/2012 4:22:35 AM EDT
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I love this thread
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Posted: 12/15/2012 10:07:32 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/15/2012 10:10:30 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/15/2012 10:13:21 AM EDT
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... gay ears |
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Posted: 12/15/2012 10:18:58 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/15/2012 11:11:27 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/15/2012 11:14:06 AM EDT
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I would hit it like Thor's hammer. 
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Posted: 12/15/2012 1:21:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/15/2012 1:26:52 PM EDT
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It's a chain here. I quit giggling over that in middle school. 
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Posted: 12/15/2012 1:28:41 PM EDT
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Quoted: It's a chain here. I quit giggling over that in middle school. Hell, we've got those in Arkansas- while I don't giggle at the name, I do question the logic behind the name |
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Posted: 12/15/2012 1:36:26 PM EDT
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It's a chain here. I quit giggling over that in middle school. Hell, we've got those in Arkansas- while I don't giggle at the name, I do question the logic behind the name +1 |
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Posted: 12/15/2012 1:37:13 PM EDT
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It's a chain here. I quit giggling over that in middle school. Hell, we've got those in Arkansas- while I don't giggle at the name, I do question the logic behind the name Maybe they're targeting the under-served karma chameleon market. |
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Posted: 12/15/2012 2:45:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/15/2012 6:23:00 PM EDT
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It's a chain here. I quit giggling over that in middle school. Hell, we've got those in Arkansas- while I don't giggle at the name, I do question the logic behind the name We have one called Pump N Munch in town. |
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Posted: 12/15/2012 6:38:52 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/15/2012 6:54:55 PM EDT
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It's a chain here. I quit giggling over that in middle school. Hell, we've got those in Arkansas- while I don't giggle at the name, I do question the logic behind the name +1 I prefer the Jerk and Squirt to the Kum and Go
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Posted: 12/15/2012 10:11:54 PM EDT
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It's a chain here. I quit giggling over that in middle school. Hell, we've got those in Arkansas- while I don't giggle at the name, I do question the logic behind the name +1 I prefer the Jerk and Squirt to the Kum and Go
I've heard them referred to as, "Jizz and Jolts." |
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Posted: 12/15/2012 10:19:55 PM EDT
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It's a chain here. I quit giggling over that in middle school. Hell, we've got those in Arkansas- while I don't giggle at the name, I do question the logic behind the name Maybe they're targeting the under-served karma chameleon market. 
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Posted: 12/16/2012 4:18:08 AM EDT
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I couldn't believe it when I saw one outside Denver CO.
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Posted: 12/16/2012 4:25:35 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/16/2012 8:41:36 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/16/2012 9:21:47 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/16/2012 9:55:52 AM EDT
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I hung in there for a while. oh well.
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Posted: 12/16/2012 10:37:09 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/16/2012 10:42:09 AM EDT
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Quoted:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utufTTAXQccThose of you with kids already appreciate the genius of Phineas and Ferb, but this is funny. What's really funny is that we have some friends who are a Mexican/Jewish marriage. I played this for them right after it came out, I still shout "Oy le" when I see them. |
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Posted: 12/16/2012 11:17:36 AM EDT
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Boom - Head shot. As in somebody' gonna need a new nose. Ah, don't worry about it. He doesn't have any ammo. |
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Posted: 12/16/2012 11:34:18 AM EDT
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It's a chain here. I quit giggling over that in middle school. Hell, we've got those in Arkansas- while I don't giggle at the name, I do question the logic behind the name We have one called Pump N Munch in town. Think there was one in St. Cloud area about 10-15 years ago. 
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Posted: 12/16/2012 12:31:17 PM EDT
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On a bitterly cold winters morning a husband and wife were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." So the good wife went out and moved her car.
A week or so later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." The good wife went out and moved her car again. A few days later they were again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?" Then with the love and understanding that all long-married husbands possess, he replied, "Why don't you just leave the f....ing car in the garage this time?" |
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