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Posted: 12/13/2012 4:08:15 PM
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Originally Posted By PlaneJane: Some of the best contemporary fiction being written in America today gets published right here on ARFCOM.
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Posted: 12/13/2012 4:49:29 PM


Originally Posted By Angelshare1:


My buddy had this game growing up. The round base rotates and you move the plane in and out and drop the bombs as the target passes under you.

http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/1208/2777/1600/557199/toy1.jpg





We used to play it drunk in college.
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Which one is Gene?
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Posted: 12/13/2012 6:44:14 PM

Originally Posted By nvgeologist:
http://i.imgur.com/1uvkT.png
How does he find the time to work, play the game, and be a Mod on ARF all in the same day?

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Posted: 12/13/2012 7:08:44 PM
Look at that fuckin elk just standing there scratching his balls with his antler. Look at him.

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Posted: 12/13/2012 7:44:46 PM
Originally Posted By Captain_Morgan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_9J2oJjjd4
She is so fucking hot.

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Posted: 12/13/2012 8:11:19 PM

Originally Posted By cedjunior:
Originally Posted By Captain_Morgan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_9J2oJjjd4
She is so fucking hot.

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Originally Posted By nvgeologist:
http://i.imgur.com/VlUAF.jpg

IM sent

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http://youtu.be/1vXee8T5mFo

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Posted: 12/13/2012 8:44:27 PM


Yeah, that looks familiar
You know when you're leaning back in a chair, just on two legs, and you go so far that you almost fall over backwards, but at the last instant you catch yourself? That's how I feel all the time.
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Posted: 12/13/2012 9:18:02 PM
Originally Posted By SgtKiwi:
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Posted: 12/13/2012 11:29:51 PM
That chatroulette guy has me ROTFLMAO....
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Ironic, yet epic, username for this post.

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Posted: 12/13/2012 11:32:50 PM
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Yeah, that looks familiar


What is this?
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Posted: 12/13/2012 11:38:42 PM
Originally Posted By thezentree:
Originally Posted By Wyzardd:


Yeah, that looks familiar


What is this?


Ever put a soda/pop in the freezer to get it cold quicker...and forget it?

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Posted: 12/14/2012 12:15:40 AM

Originally Posted By AFARR:
Originally Posted By thezentree:
Originally Posted By Wyzardd:


Yeah, that looks familiar


What is this?


Ever put a soda/pop in the freezer to get it cold quicker...and forget it?


I forgot to unplug my garage fridge/freezer one year and take all the pop out and bring the pop into the house
It all exploded and the case on the floor exploded and made one hell of a mess
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Posted: 12/14/2012 1:01:29 AM
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Man, I could come up with so much with that photo.
















But I want to keep my membership...
كافر and proud of it.

European-American, and proud of it

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Posted: 12/14/2012 5:53:40 AM
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Man, I could come up with so much with that photo.


But I want to keep my membership...


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RIP Mark Goyet. You were truly a great friend, and will be sorely missed. Semper Fi, brother.
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RIP Mark Goyet. You were truly a great friend, and will be sorely missed. Semper Fi, brother.
RIP MSgt Ryan C. Love. You are a true warrior. Semper Fi.
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كافر AMERICAN INFIDEL كافر

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Posted: 12/14/2012 7:45:36 AM
Originally Posted By ohiobob:

Originally Posted By AFARR:
Originally Posted By thezentree:
Originally Posted By Wyzardd:


Yeah, that looks familiar


What is this?


Ever put a soda/pop in the freezer to get it cold quicker...and forget it?


I forgot to unplug my garage fridge/freezer one year and take all the pop out and bring the pop into the house
It all exploded and the case on the floor exploded and made one hell of a mess


Southerners: In using the word "pop," they're not talking about a sound; they're talking about the Pepsi brand of cokes.

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she needs to sell Pate Wax. It's for bald guys.
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Posted: 12/14/2012 9:30:24 AM
Originally Posted By AFARR:

Ever put a soda/pop in the freezer to get it cold quicker...and forget it?



I had that happen once in ND....with a rockstar. That made quite the mess. I thought I left my window open or sometihng, as there was "snow" all over the inside of the truck.
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Posted: 12/14/2012 9:53:17 AM


Too bad it's fake...
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Originally Posted By injun-ear:

Southerners: In using the word "pop," they're not talking about a sound; they're talking about the Pepsi brand of cokes.



I know very few southerners who use the word "pop" to describe any of the many brands of coke.
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Posted: 12/14/2012 10:25:32 AM
Originally Posted By sweptvolume:
Originally Posted By injun-ear:

Southerners: In using the word "pop," they're not talking about a sound; they're talking about the Pepsi brand of cokes.



I know very few southerners who use the word "pop" to describe any of the many brands of coke.


I though 'pop' is a mid-west thing.

Everything is coke.
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Posted: 12/14/2012 10:42:16 AM
Originally Posted By sweptvolume:
Originally Posted By injun-ear:

Southerners: In using the word "pop," they're not talking about a sound; they're talking about the Pepsi brand of cokes.



I know very few southerners who use the word "pop" to describe any of the many brands of coke.


You didn't read that right. he's informing us southerners what "pop" is.
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I know it's just velvet, but still funny

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Originally Posted By RDTCU:
Originally Posted By sweptvolume:
Originally Posted By injun-ear:

Southerners: In using the word "pop," they're not talking about a sound; they're talking about the Pepsi brand of cokes.



I know very few southerners who use the word "pop" to describe any of the many brands of coke.


You didn't read that right. he's informing us southerners what "pop" is.


You're right, I didn't. Hurr...
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Posted: 12/14/2012 11:44:31 AM
The Afghan Quarterback

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.

KABOOM!

He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a
chimney.

KA-BLOOEY!

Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.

BULLS-EYE!

"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"

So, he brought him to the States and taught him the great game of football.... and the Bears went on to win the Super Bowl.

The young Afghan was hailed as one of the great heros of football, and when the coach asked him what he wanted, all the young man wanted was to call his mother.

"Mother," he said into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

"I don't want to talk to you, the old Muslim woman said."You are not my son!"

"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man whined. "I've won one of the greatest sporting events in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."

"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorted. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady paused, and then tearfully said,

"I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago !!!!
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The Afghan Quarterback

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.

KABOOM!

He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a
chimney.

KA-BLOOEY!

Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.

BULLS-EYE!

"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"

So, he brought him to the States and taught him the great game of football.... and the Bears went on to win the Super Bowl.

The young Afghan was hailed as one of the great heros of football, and when the coach asked him what he wanted, all the young man wanted was to call his mother.

"Mother," he said into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

"I don't want to talk to you, the old Muslim woman said."You are not my son!"

"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man whined. "I've won one of the greatest sporting events in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."

"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorted. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady paused, and then tearfully said,

"I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago !!!!


BWAAAHAAAA!!!
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Posted: 12/14/2012 12:29:39 PM
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I hope that this isn't pushing it too much.


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Originally Posted By Birddog1911:
I hope that this isn't pushing it too much.



Its toeing the line. I did laugh though.
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Posted: 12/14/2012 1:15:26 PM
Originally Posted By JCWIU:

Originally Posted By cedjunior:
Originally Posted By Captain_Morgan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_9J2oJjjd4
She is so fucking hot.

+87billion. Eating pancakes with nunchucks




That was hilarious. And it's good to see that she's a good sport about it/has a good sense of humor.

So fucking hot..and that voice...
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I'll go sit in the corner now...

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