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Posted: 12/13/2012 4:08:15 PM
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Posted: 12/13/2012 4:49:29 PM
Originally Posted By Angelshare1:
My buddy had this game growing up. The round base rotates and you move the plane in and out and drop the bombs as the target passes under you. http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/1208/2777/1600/557199/toy1.jpg We used to play it drunk in college. |
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Posted: 12/13/2012 6:15:22 PM
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Posted: 12/13/2012 6:18:31 PM
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Posted: 12/13/2012 6:44:14 PM
How does he find the time to work, play the game, and be a Mod on ARF all in the same day? ![]() |
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Posted: 12/13/2012 6:47:11 PM
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Posted: 12/13/2012 7:01:10 PM
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Posted: 12/13/2012 7:08:44 PM
Look at that fuckin elk just standing there scratching his balls with his antler. Look at him.
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Posted: 12/13/2012 7:35:49 PM
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Posted: 12/13/2012 7:44:46 PM
She is so fucking hot.
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Posted: 12/13/2012 8:11:19 PM
Originally Posted By cedjunior: +87billion. Eating pancakes with nunchucksShe is so fucking hot. ![]() |
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Posted: 12/13/2012 8:21:11 PM
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Posted: 12/13/2012 8:30:01 PM
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Posted: 12/13/2012 8:33:37 PM
And this is why I don't play on Xbox Live. That wasn't funny at all. Just one foul mouth firing off at another. |
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Posted: 12/13/2012 8:41:10 PM
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Posted: 12/13/2012 8:44:27 PM
Yeah, that looks familiar |
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Posted: 12/13/2012 9:18:02 PM
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Posted: 12/13/2012 10:07:50 PM
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Posted: 12/13/2012 11:29:51 PM
That chatroulette guy has me ROTFLMAO....
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Posted: 12/13/2012 11:30:30 PM
Originally Posted By jab:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-jee8dKeaBaI/TiHVvN2FxoI/AAAAAAAABOI/V40yPCXQu0g/s640/1634915050.jpg Ironic, yet epic, username for this post. TRG |
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Posted: 12/13/2012 11:32:50 PM
Originally Posted By Wyzardd:
Yeah, that looks familiar What is this? |
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Posted: 12/13/2012 11:38:42 PM
Originally Posted By thezentree:
Originally Posted By Wyzardd:
Yeah, that looks familiar What is this? Ever put a soda/pop in the freezer to get it cold quicker...and forget it? |
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Posted: 12/14/2012 12:15:40 AM
Originally Posted By AFARR: Originally Posted By thezentree: Originally Posted By Wyzardd: Yeah, that looks familiar What is this? Ever put a soda/pop in the freezer to get it cold quicker...and forget it? I forgot to unplug my garage fridge/freezer one year and take all the pop out and bring the pop into the house It all exploded and the case on the floor exploded and made one hell of a mess |
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Posted: 12/14/2012 1:01:29 AM
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Posted: 12/14/2012 2:15:21 AM
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Posted: 12/14/2012 2:20:19 AM
Originally Posted By jab:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-jee8dKeaBaI/TiHVvN2FxoI/AAAAAAAABOI/V40yPCXQu0g/s640/1634915050.jpg Man, I could come up with so much with that photo. But I want to keep my membership... ![]() |
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Posted: 12/14/2012 5:53:40 AM
Originally Posted By zwvirtual:
Originally Posted By jab:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-jee8dKeaBaI/TiHVvN2FxoI/AAAAAAAABOI/V40yPCXQu0g/s640/1634915050.jpg Man, I could come up with so much with that photo. But I want to keep my membership... ![]() |
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Posted: 12/14/2012 7:11:07 AM
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Posted: 12/14/2012 7:27:17 AM
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Posted: 12/14/2012 7:33:53 AM
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Posted: 12/14/2012 7:36:13 AM
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Posted: 12/14/2012 7:45:36 AM
Originally Posted By ohiobob:
Originally Posted By AFARR:
Originally Posted By thezentree:
Originally Posted By Wyzardd:
Yeah, that looks familiar What is this? Ever put a soda/pop in the freezer to get it cold quicker...and forget it? I forgot to unplug my garage fridge/freezer one year and take all the pop out and bring the pop into the house It all exploded and the case on the floor exploded and made one hell of a mess Southerners: In using the word "pop," they're not talking about a sound; they're talking about the Pepsi brand of cokes. |
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Posted: 12/14/2012 8:07:02 AM
Originally Posted By orion251:
http://www.amazon.com/Maybe-Touched-Your-Genitals-Sanitizer/dp/B004CPQBRA/ref=pd_sbs_gro_3 she needs to sell Pate Wax. It's for bald guys. |
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Posted: 12/14/2012 8:11:21 AM
Originally Posted By Ajek:
https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/8/13/bvesTnm1aEezREvDYkfVFA2.jpg http://www.m3post.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=739946&stc=1&d=1345830175 http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bfIHF2.jpg Now just how cool is that! I don't even resent the guy! |
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Posted: 12/14/2012 9:25:06 AM
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Posted: 12/14/2012 9:30:24 AM
Originally Posted By AFARR:
Ever put a soda/pop in the freezer to get it cold quicker...and forget it? I had that happen once in ND....with a rockstar. That made quite the mess. I thought I left my window open or sometihng, as there was "snow" all over the inside of the truck. |
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Posted: 12/14/2012 9:53:17 AM
Originally Posted By FrankSymptoms:
Originally Posted By Ajek:
https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/8/13/bvesTnm1aEezREvDYkfVFA2.jpg http://www.m3post.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=739946&stc=1&d=1345830175 http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bfIHF2.jpg Now just how cool is that! I don't even resent the guy! Too bad it's fake... ![]() |
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Posted: 12/14/2012 10:07:24 AM
Originally Posted By injun-ear:
Southerners: In using the word "pop," they're not talking about a sound; they're talking about the Pepsi brand of cokes. I know very few southerners who use the word "pop" to describe any of the many brands of coke. |
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Posted: 12/14/2012 10:25:32 AM
Originally Posted By sweptvolume:
Originally Posted By injun-ear:
Southerners: In using the word "pop," they're not talking about a sound; they're talking about the Pepsi brand of cokes. I know very few southerners who use the word "pop" to describe any of the many brands of coke. I though 'pop' is a mid-west thing. Everything is coke. |
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Posted: 12/14/2012 10:42:16 AM
Originally Posted By sweptvolume:
Originally Posted By injun-ear:
Southerners: In using the word "pop," they're not talking about a sound; they're talking about the Pepsi brand of cokes. I know very few southerners who use the word "pop" to describe any of the many brands of coke. You didn't read that right. he's informing us southerners what "pop" is. |
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Posted: 12/14/2012 10:42:56 AM
I know it's just velvet, but still funny
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Posted: 12/14/2012 10:43:53 AM
Originally Posted By RDTCU:
Originally Posted By sweptvolume:
Originally Posted By injun-ear:
Southerners: In using the word "pop," they're not talking about a sound; they're talking about the Pepsi brand of cokes. I know very few southerners who use the word "pop" to describe any of the many brands of coke. You didn't read that right. he's informing us southerners what "pop" is. You're right, I didn't. Hurr... |
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Posted: 12/14/2012 11:44:31 AM
The Afghan Quarterback
The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away. KABOOM! He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney. KA-BLOOEY! Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph. BULLS-EYE! "I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!" So, he brought him to the States and taught him the great game of football.... and the Bears went on to win the Super Bowl. The young Afghan was hailed as one of the great heros of football, and when the coach asked him what he wanted, all the young man wanted was to call his mother. "Mother," he said into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!" "I don't want to talk to you, the old Muslim woman said."You are not my son!" "I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man whined. "I've won one of the greatest sporting events in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans." "No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorted. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady paused, and then tearfully said, "I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago !!!! |
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Posted: 12/14/2012 12:28:07 PM
Originally Posted By BigRedDog:
The Afghan Quarterback The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away. KABOOM! He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney. KA-BLOOEY! Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph. BULLS-EYE! "I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!" So, he brought him to the States and taught him the great game of football.... and the Bears went on to win the Super Bowl. The young Afghan was hailed as one of the great heros of football, and when the coach asked him what he wanted, all the young man wanted was to call his mother. "Mother," he said into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!" "I don't want to talk to you, the old Muslim woman said."You are not my son!" "I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man whined. "I've won one of the greatest sporting events in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans." "No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorted. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady paused, and then tearfully said, "I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago !!!! BWAAAHAAAA!!! |
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Posted: 12/14/2012 12:29:39 PM
[Last Edit: 12/14/2012 1:26:56 PM by DK-Prof]
I hope that this isn't pushing it too much.
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Posted: 12/14/2012 12:41:08 PM
[Last Edit: 12/14/2012 12:41:29 PM by Schmigs]
Originally Posted By Birddog1911:
I hope that this isn't pushing it too much. Its toeing the line. I did laugh though. |
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Posted: 12/14/2012 1:15:26 PM
Originally Posted By JCWIU:
Originally Posted By cedjunior:
+87billion. Eating pancakes with nunchucksShe is so fucking hot.
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That was hilarious. And it's good to see that she's a good sport about it/has a good sense of humor. So fucking hot..and that voice... ![]()
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Posted: 12/14/2012 1:24:30 PM
[Last Edit: 12/14/2012 1:27:40 PM by DK-Prof]
I'll go sit in the corner now... <yes> |
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Posted: 12/14/2012 1:27:34 PM
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Posted: 12/14/2012 1:43:52 PM
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