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Posted: 1/28/2015 8:53:26 PM EDT
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If that looks like a vagina to you well... either you've been looking at some fucked up vaginas or you're one horny SOB... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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i went to burger king tonight for dinner.... yeah yeah i know. i got one of the cinnabons from there, http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/devilman13xx/arfcom/20150128_193419.jpg they gave me a vagina shaped one.  If that looks like a vagina to you well... either you've been looking at some fucked up vaginas or you're one horny SOB... the picture doesnt do it justice...... but your probably right, on both counts. 
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Posted: 1/28/2015 9:06:11 PM EDT
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News Chopper flying over our local skate park on live TV tonight.
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Posted: 1/28/2015 9:10:26 PM EDT
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Please move the deer crossings
I'm sure that it's been around for a while, but I just had this one forwarded to me a few minutes ago and I thought that I would share. One of these days I'll figure out how to embed Youtube videos. If there is a tutorial that someone could point me to, I'd appreciate it. All I get is a yellow box with the (f) flash symbol in the middle. |
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Posted: 1/28/2015 9:15:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Please move the deer crossings I'm sure that it's been around for a while, but I just had this one forwarded to me a few minutes ago and I thought that I would share. One of these days I'll figure out how to embed Youtube videos. If there is a tutorial that someone could point me to, I'd appreciate it. All I get is a yellow box with the (f) flash symbol in the middle. How To Embed Videos  |
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Posted: 1/28/2015 9:32:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/28/2015 9:56:23 PM EDT
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i went to burger king tonight for dinner.... yeah yeah i know. i got one of the cinnabons from there, http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/devilman13xx/arfcom/20150128_193419.jpg they gave me a vagina shaped one. Creampie x 87 |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:30:55 AM EDT
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i went to burger king tonight for dinner.... yeah yeah i know. i got one of the cinnabons from there, http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/devilman13xx/arfcom/20150128_193419.jpg they gave me a vagina shaped one. Creampie x 87 At first I really wanted a cinnamon roll, but now I feel really conflicted about it. |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 2:08:09 AM EDT
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This is a text between my GF and I
I used this GIF 
Sometimes I wonder why she's with me 
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Posted: 1/29/2015 2:09:06 AM EDT
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At first I really wanted to fuck a cinnamon roll, but now I feel really conflicted about it. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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i went to burger king tonight for dinner.... yeah yeah i know. i got one of the cinnabons from there, http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/devilman13xx/arfcom/20150128_193419.jpg they gave me a vagina shaped one. Creampie x 87 At first I really wanted to fuck a cinnamon roll, but now I feel really conflicted about it. FIFY |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 2:45:59 AM EDT
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Please move the deer crossings I'm sure that it's been around for a while, but I just had this one forwarded to me a few minutes ago and I thought that I would share. One of these days I'll figure out how to embed Youtube videos. If there is a tutorial that someone could point me to, I'd appreciate it. All I get is a yellow box with the (f) flash symbol in the middle. How To Embed Videos  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI8UPHMzZm8
Deer crossing sign reminds me of this; it is a real thing, I've seen it near San Diego. |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 3:04:12 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/29/2015 3:17:56 AM EDT
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I find it humorous that people handling weapon systems can't tell military bureaucracy from practical jokers. Or even scarier, the normal bureaucracy can't be distinguished from practical jokers by anybody. its worse than you think. EVERYONE is in on it. we once had a new private searching for a full 8 hours..... for a "can of squelch", for the radio. bravo company supply sergeant told him they were out.... go to alpha....... alpha sends him to charlie...... charlie makes him wait 2 hours for the commo guy to get back from the dentist.... to tell him they were out..... go try delta....... delta sent him to the next battallion..... where they ran him thru all of their companies........ eventually, someone, somewhere took pity, and told him it was a joke, and he came back all pissed off...... everyone had serious lulz....
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Posted: 1/29/2015 3:40:07 AM EDT
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I am absolutely positive thats fake. but its still funny. Quote HistoryQuoted:
I am absolutely positive thats fake. but its still funny. C'mon sir.
(I just learned that they got rid of the garrison caps in that video.) It's a spoof of this:
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Posted: 1/29/2015 4:05:17 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/29/2015 4:06:00 AM EDT
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We shuffled the kid over to the Platoon Sgt to ask for "the Prick-E7." He did. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I got sent to the base commander to get the keys to F-16s. Sent a PVT to supply to get a case of "B. A. Eleven-hundred Novembers" one time. "Marine, you'll need to return with an ID-10T form signed by your NCOIC, before I will release that to you...." 
We shuffled the kid over to the Platoon Sgt to ask for "the Prick-E7." He did. My first time to the motor pool in Germany my new squad leader tells me to go ask the motor sergeant for a gallon of cherry juice. I'd been hearing all these "fuck with the new guy" stories about cans of squelch and boxes of grid squares so thought I was getting played, so without thinking just blurted out, "no fucking way". I learned the hard way that "cherry juice" is the red hydraulic fluid used to open/close the back ramp of an M113. Holy shit he had me doing side straddle hops and push-ups for 12 hours straight. He was not amused. 
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Posted: 1/29/2015 9:17:10 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/29/2015 9:26:45 AM EDT
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At first I really wanted a cinnamon roll, but now I feel really conflicted about it. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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i went to burger king tonight for dinner.... yeah yeah i know. i got one of the cinnabons from there, http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/devilman13xx/arfcom/20150128_193419.jpg they gave me a vagina shaped one. Creampie x 87 At first I really wanted a cinnamon roll, but now I feel really conflicted about it. wat? I now want 2 of em |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 9:39:57 AM EDT
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i went to burger king tonight for dinner.... yeah yeah i know. i got one of the cinnabons from there, http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/devilman13xx/arfcom/20150128_193419.jpg they gave me a vagina shaped one. Creampie x 87 At first I really wanted a cinnamon roll, but now I feel really conflicted about it. wat? I now want 2 of em Creampies or cinnamon rolls? 
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Posted: 1/29/2015 9:54:27 AM EDT
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i went to burger king tonight for dinner.... yeah yeah i know. i got one of the cinnabons from there, http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/devilman13xx/arfcom/20150128_193419.jpg they gave me a vagina shaped one. Creampie x 87 At first I really wanted a cinnamon roll, but now I feel really conflicted about it. wat? I now want 2 of em Creampies or cinnamon rolls? Vagina cinnamon rolls. |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 9:58:15 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/29/2015 10:03:02 AM EDT
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i went to burger king tonight for dinner.... yeah yeah i know. i got one of the cinnabons from there, http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/devilman13xx/arfcom/20150128_193419.jpg they gave me a vagina shaped one. Quote HistoryQuoted:
i went to burger king tonight for dinner.... yeah yeah i know. i got one of the cinnabons from there, http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/devilman13xx/arfcom/20150128_193419.jpg they gave me a vagina shaped one. When you're brave enough, everything is a vagina ~Abraham Lincoln |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 10:08:49 AM EDT
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i went to burger king tonight for dinner.... yeah yeah i know. i got one of the cinnabons from there, http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/devilman13xx/arfcom/20150128_193419.jpg they gave me a vagina shaped one. Last in line? 
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Posted: 1/29/2015 10:19:41 AM EDT
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I want my 2:25 back. Quote HistoryOh come on. That was classic. Fish wins, and gets to keep the rod. Anyway, I am a man of integrity, so here: 2:25
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Posted: 1/29/2015 10:32:52 AM EDT
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i went to burger king tonight for dinner.... yeah yeah i know. i got one of the cinnabons from there, http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/devilman13xx/arfcom/20150128_193419.jpg they gave me a vagina shaped one. Last in line? Dio? Where's Dio? 
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Posted: 1/29/2015 10:45:37 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/29/2015 10:49:12 AM EDT
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its worse than you think. EVERYONE is in on it. we once had a new private searching for a full 8 hours..... for a "can of squelch", for the radio. bravo company supply sergeant told him they were out.... go to alpha....... alpha sends him to charlie...... charlie makes him wait 2 hours for the commo guy to get back from the dentist.... to tell him they were out..... go try delta....... delta sent him to the next battallion..... where they ran him thru all of their companies........ eventually, someone, somewhere took pity, and told him it was a joke, and he came back all pissed off...... everyone had serious lulz.... Quote HistoryQuoted:
I find it humorous that people handling weapon systems can't tell military bureaucracy from practical jokers. Or even scarier, the normal bureaucracy can't be distinguished from practical jokers by anybody. its worse than you think. EVERYONE is in on it. we once had a new private searching for a full 8 hours..... for a "can of squelch", for the radio. bravo company supply sergeant told him they were out.... go to alpha....... alpha sends him to charlie...... charlie makes him wait 2 hours for the commo guy to get back from the dentist.... to tell him they were out..... go try delta....... delta sent him to the next battallion..... where they ran him thru all of their companies........ eventually, someone, somewhere took pity, and told him it was a joke, and he came back all pissed off...... everyone had serious lulz.... I once had a 14T looking for a bolt stretcher for most of the day. We thought it was hilarious. His PLTSGT, not so much. The pushups were totally worth it. |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 10:59:02 AM EDT
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Stolen from this thread http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_134/1711987_Making_sure_everyone_gets_a_good_look_at_this_guy_s_awesome_turbocharger_tattoo__NSFW_language_.html
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Posted: 1/29/2015 11:30:48 AM EDT
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I've always wanted an alternator tattoo
Instead of "check out these guns" it's "check out these alternators". That doesn't have the same ring to it. |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 11:53:37 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:01:57 PM EDT
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Stolen from this thread http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_134/1711987_Making_sure_everyone_gets_a_good_look_at_this_guy_s_awesome_turbocharger_tattoo__NSFW_language_.html However, definitely belongs here. http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/bnizshgaljn4ubasbomu.png hahahahahahaha |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:02:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:14:41 PM EDT
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This is a conduct report I got in college.
When I had my meeting about my actions, the housing director couldn't keep a straight face and told me to leave the guy alone. A little back story the PSO was fat and I knew he couldn't chase me and carried shit in a garbage every day. He was an ornery man, I am sure my actions didn't help with that. RIP Tony.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:16:43 PM EDT
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Stolen from this thread http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_134/1711987_Making_sure_everyone_gets_a_good_look_at_this_guy_s_awesome_turbocharger_tattoo__NSFW_language_.html However, definitely belongs here. http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/bnizshgaljn4ubasbomu.png Maybe it is a turbo.... for an electric car... 
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:27:02 PM EDT
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Stolen from this thread http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_134/1711987_Making_sure_everyone_gets_a_good_look_at_this_guy_s_awesome_turbocharger_tattoo__NSFW_language_.html However, definitely belongs here. http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/bnizshgaljn4ubasbomu.png Nobody ever accused inkies of being the smartest tools in the shed
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:37:00 PM EDT
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This is a conduct report I got in college. http://i.imgur.com/150PtNp.jpg When I had my meeting about my actions, the housing director couldn't keep a straight face and told me to leave the guy alone. A little back story the PSO was fat and I knew he couldn't chase me and carried shit in a garbage every day. He was an ornery man, I am sure my actions didn't help with that. RIP Tony. I'd be ornery if I had to carry shit in a garbage too. |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 12:44:20 PM EDT
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C'mon sir.
(I just learned that they got rid of the garrison caps in that video.) It's a spoof of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOj07ClhEi8Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I am absolutely positive thats fake. but its still funny. C'mon sir.
(I just learned that they got rid of the garrison caps in that video.) It's a spoof of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOj07ClhEi8http://youtu.be/o6uOjSVXrtM |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 1:49:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/29/2015 2:12:42 PM EDT
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i went to burger king tonight for dinner.... yeah yeah i know. i got one of the cinnabons from there, http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/devilman13xx/arfcom/20150128_193419.jpg they gave me a vagina shaped one. Might want to put some Vagisil on that - a yeast infection that bad is gonna be a little stinky. |
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Posted: 1/29/2015 5:09:12 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/29/2015 7:16:28 PM EDT
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its worse than you think. EVERYONE is in on it. we once had a new private searching for a full 8 hours..... for a "can of squelch", for the radio. bravo company supply sergeant told him they were out.... go to alpha....... alpha sends him to charlie...... charlie makes him wait 2 hours for the commo guy to get back from the dentist.... to tell him they were out..... go try delta....... delta sent him to the next battallion..... where they ran him thru all of their companies........ eventually, someone, somewhere took pity, and told him it was a joke, and he came back all pissed off...... everyone had serious lulz.... Quote HistoryQuoted:
I find it humorous that people handling weapon systems can't tell military bureaucracy from practical jokers. Or even scarier, the normal bureaucracy can't be distinguished from practical jokers by anybody. its worse than you think. EVERYONE is in on it. we once had a new private searching for a full 8 hours..... for a "can of squelch", for the radio. bravo company supply sergeant told him they were out.... go to alpha....... alpha sends him to charlie...... charlie makes him wait 2 hours for the commo guy to get back from the dentist.... to tell him they were out..... go try delta....... delta sent him to the next battallion..... where they ran him thru all of their companies........ eventually, someone, somewhere took pity, and told him it was a joke, and he came back all pissed off...... everyone had serious lulz.... We had some classics until The Day. On The Day, we gave a new Pvt a ball peen hammer and a few chunks of soapstone and sent him to the end of the tank line to find all the weak spots in the armor on an M1A1. All morning you heard, "ping, ping, thunk, scrape, ping, thunk, scrape, etc" After about 5 hours the battalion commander comes to the motor pool. When he saw what we had done, and how many fucking little white x marks were on that tank he went ballistic. It was spectacular. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get soapstone off of the paint on a MBT? I do.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 7:44:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/29/2015 8:01:01 PM EDT
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Kung Fury looks awesome.
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Posted: 1/29/2015 8:52:40 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/30/2015 12:42:18 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/30/2015 4:15:11 AM EDT
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Someone please embed this..
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Posted: 1/30/2015 5:07:57 AM EDT
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We had some classics until The Day. On The Day, we gave a new Pvt a ball peen hammer and a few chunks of soapstone and sent him to the end of the tank line to find all the weak spots in the armor on an M1A1. All morning you heard, "ping, ping, thunk, scrape, ping, thunk, scrape, etc" After about 5 hours the battalion commander comes to the motor pool. When he saw what we had done, and how many fucking little white x marks were on that tank he went ballistic. It was spectacular. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get soapstone off of the paint on a MBT? I do. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I find it humorous that people handling weapon systems can't tell military bureaucracy from practical jokers. Or even scarier, the normal bureaucracy can't be distinguished from practical jokers by anybody. its worse than you think. EVERYONE is in on it. we once had a new private searching for a full 8 hours..... for a "can of squelch", for the radio. bravo company supply sergeant told him they were out.... go to alpha....... alpha sends him to charlie...... charlie makes him wait 2 hours for the commo guy to get back from the dentist.... to tell him they were out..... go try delta....... delta sent him to the next battallion..... where they ran him thru all of their companies........ eventually, someone, somewhere took pity, and told him it was a joke, and he came back all pissed off...... everyone had serious lulz.... We had some classics until The Day. On The Day, we gave a new Pvt a ball peen hammer and a few chunks of soapstone and sent him to the end of the tank line to find all the weak spots in the armor on an M1A1. All morning you heard, "ping, ping, thunk, scrape, ping, thunk, scrape, etc" After about 5 hours the battalion commander comes to the motor pool. When he saw what we had done, and how many fucking little white x marks were on that tank he went ballistic. It was spectacular. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get soapstone off of the paint on a MBT? I do. That's why we used chalk on the M113s.
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Posted: 1/30/2015 6:57:20 AM EDT
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I find it humorous that people handling weapon systems can't tell military bureaucracy from practical jokers. Or even scarier, the normal bureaucracy can't be distinguished from practical jokers by anybody. its worse than you think. EVERYONE is in on it. we once had a new private searching for a full 8 hours..... for a "can of squelch", for the radio. bravo company supply sergeant told him they were out.... go to alpha....... alpha sends him to charlie...... charlie makes him wait 2 hours for the commo guy to get back from the dentist.... to tell him they were out..... go try delta....... delta sent him to the next battallion..... where they ran him thru all of their companies........ eventually, someone, somewhere took pity, and told him it was a joke, and he came back all pissed off...... everyone had serious lulz.... We had some classics until The Day. On The Day, we gave a new Pvt a ball peen hammer and a few chunks of soapstone and sent him to the end of the tank line to find all the weak spots in the armor on an M1A1. All morning you heard, "ping, ping, thunk, scrape, ping, thunk, scrape, etc" After about 5 hours the battalion commander comes to the motor pool. When he saw what we had done, and how many fucking little white x marks were on that tank he went ballistic. It was spectacular. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get soapstone off of the paint on a MBT? I do. That's why we used chalk on the M113s. when I was a young LT, one of my SGTs tried to ask me to go to commo to get "some 550 cord to repair the battalion radio net." I told him I'd be more than happy to, but I'd be bringing "some E-5 Remover" back with me. We both laughed and he never tried it again. But for some reason, every motor shop on base was out of blinker fluid. |
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Posted: 1/30/2015 9:43:00 AM EDT
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Someone please embed this.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=IOOKkAWYOGk&app=desktop 
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Posted: 1/30/2015 10:01:16 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/30/2015 10:18:54 AM EDT
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I find it humorous that people handling weapon systems can't tell military bureaucracy from practical jokers. Or even scarier, the normal bureaucracy can't be distinguished from practical jokers by anybody. its worse than you think. EVERYONE is in on it. we once had a new private searching for a full 8 hours..... for a "can of squelch", for the radio. bravo company supply sergeant told him they were out.... go to alpha....... alpha sends him to charlie...... charlie makes him wait 2 hours for the commo guy to get back from the dentist.... to tell him they were out..... go try delta....... delta sent him to the next battallion..... where they ran him thru all of their companies........ eventually, someone, somewhere took pity, and told him it was a joke, and he came back all pissed off...... everyone had serious lulz.... We had some classics until The Day. On The Day, we gave a new Pvt a ball peen hammer and a few chunks of soapstone and sent him to the end of the tank line to find all the weak spots in the armor on an M1A1. All morning you heard, "ping, ping, thunk, scrape, ping, thunk, scrape, etc" After about 5 hours the battalion commander comes to the motor pool. When he saw what we had done, and how many fucking little white x marks were on that tank he went ballistic. It was spectacular. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get soapstone off of the paint on a MBT? I do. That's why we used chalk on the M113s. And on the D7 dozers. |
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