Yeah I think it is too.  That's funny shit.

I skimmed the episode, but I don't think this scenario got mentioned.  http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s08e02-awesom-o

No it wasn't. I watched the episode two days ago.

Producer: Watch this. A.W.E.S.O.M-O, given the current trends of the movie going public, can you come up with an idea for a movie that will break $100 million box office?
Cartman: [as A.W.E.S.O.M.-O] Um... Okay, how about this: Adam Sandler is like in love with some girl. But it turns out that the girl is actuallya golden retreiever or something.
Mitch: Oh! Perfect!
Executive: We'll call it "Puppy Love".
Mitch: Give us another movie idea, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.
Cartman: Um... How about this: Adam Sandler inherits like, a billion dollars, but first he has to become a boxer or something.
Mitch: "Punch Drunk Billionaire".

And I just watched it today looking for that.

Hey!  I have a Holga!  I haven't used it since college, though...  





 

Q:  Why did Joe Paterno go to the police?
































A:  He didn't

Something I made this morning...



TRG

When I saw it, I could not 'un-see' it.

TRG

Glen danzig

Well, if it's not too soon for Penn State jokes...


If older women who go after young boys are known as "cougars", will older men who go after young boys be known as Nittany Lions?

Lt. Michael Murphy was a Nittany Lion.

OH GTFO

Seriously, GTFO of my head.



I had this exact thought as I was getting ready this morning and I looked at my keychain. I thought...Marge...Lisa Simpson? No...someone else...

Ok I won't derail this any more...but thats just freaky man.

Not really funny, but whatever:

this was yahoo.com clip of the day today !

7 Precautionary Tips for Beating Hippies
by Fiar on June 23rd, 2008

You might think that beating hippies is fun, safe, family friendly entertainment.

You are wrong.

I’m not denying that it is fun, especially for the kids. Kids just love beating dirty hippies. No. The fact is that it can be very unsafe.

Let’s say you were about the town and saw a dirty hippie chick. Now, you might be thinking, “Except for the armpit hair, hippie stink, lack of brain functioning, and Che Guevara T-shirt, she’s almost semi-good looking.”

Now, you’re not going to just dunk your junk without taking any precautionary measures. You don’t want to see your equipment shriveled up like a poorly rolled joint, or Ron Paul‘s poll numbers. Of course not.

First you will take her on a romantic trip to the lake. You’ll say, “Let me put some sunscreen on for you,” But instead of sunscreen, it will be soap that you are lathering all over her body. Now, shove her in the water, and it’s guaranteed to be at least 12% as effective as actual showering.

After that, you’re still going to want to use some sort of prophylactic protection to prevent the passage of pathogens. You never know what sort of diseases a hippie could be carrying. There are so many to choose from. Tuberculosis, Hepatitis, Syphillis.

Let’s not forget the worst of them all, Terrorist Sympathy. Symptoms include parroting terrorist talking points, and extending Constitutional rights to terrorists.

You will want to steer clear of these sorts of infections. And that is why precautions should also be taken when it comes to beating hippies. You see, hippies are a subspecies of the lower primates. This means that they are warm-blooded mammals. As such, when you beat a hippie severly enough, there will be blood.

Blood can transmit disease. Do you see where this is going?

What you can do to protect yourself
7. Wear a poncho. You need to be aware of the possibility of blow back. This occurs when you beat the hippie, and their blood sprays back on you.

6. Safety goggles are a must. You don’t want any bodily fluids, or tofu getting in your eyes. Hippies will also sometimes scratch at your eyes. You only get one set of eyes, so please protect them.

5. Gloves and boots. The more you can be sure to cover all exposed areas, the safer you hippie beating fun will be.

4. Grapefruit in a 100% cotton towel. While this method may cause internal injuries, it shouldn’t cause external bleeding. Plus the hippies like it because it’s a totally vegan and eco-friendly method of being beaten.

3. Shower immediately and thoroughly to wash off all potential pathogens. I failed to do this one time, and it took several rounds of antibiotics to clear that mess up. Don’t make the mistake that I did.

In the event that a thorough shower is not immediately available, you should come prepared with a minimum of one gallon of hand sanitizer per family member. Use all over the body, except sensitive regions. Clean them ASAP with soap and water.

2. Bring a friend. Just like with swimming, always follow the buddy system.

1. Lift from the legs. This is just a basic back safety tip. Never lift and twist.

You will also want to check your local, state, and federal regulations, perhaps consulting with the chief of police. It seems that many lawmakers are metrosexual, girly sissies, and may have passed anti-hippie beating legislation under the guise of “assault” and/or “battery.” We’re looking for family friendly fun, not family felony fun.

thats pretty funny and cool at the same time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uANR6RL-zTI

Tried several times to embed, I suck at it. Anywho the vid is a grindhouse trailer for "Elvis Vampire Hunter: Viva Los Murtos"

Thanks Jag-grad, you are a gentleman and a scholar.

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Not really funny, but whatever:



i highly dislike you right now

Took me way too long to get that, but you win and I lose.

Busted.

Done.  



What now?  

awesome!
i looked it up today as someone posted it on my facebook, the comments were supprisingly nicer than youtube lol

Squirell casts revive!

t

ime to take revenge



and afterwords he shall play sweet sweet victory music

If Facebook had been around since the beginning of time.  

The last one cracks me up every time, hell they all do

Major roost!

Lost

Meh, shopped...

Good job Sherlock.

This pizza seems.......familiar...

It'a a funny pics thread....   switch the position of your humor solenoid

I swear the first time I read that, it said huffy hemorrhoid.





 

Is that caused by riding a BMX bike too much?