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Posted: 3/24/2010 12:23:38 PM
Texas, El Paso don't measure up in condom company's rankings

Posted: March 24, 2010 09:27 AM CDT

Updated: March 24, 2010 10:24 AM CDT

EL PASO, Texas - El Paso has been near the top of lists for the safest, sweatiest and fattest cities in the country.

This time, El Paso is no where to be found on Condomania's rankings of the 20 most populated U.S. cities ranked by average penis size.

New Orleans, with the largest average penis size, topped the list. Washington, D.C., San Diego, New York City and Phoenix round out the top five. Dallas/Fort Worth, the only Texas metropolitan area to make the list, came in last.

The condom company also ranked all 50 states and Texas didn't do too well either, coming in at No. 35. New Hampshire came in at No. 1.

According to Condomania, the largest formal survey of penis sizes was previously conducted in 1948 by the famous Kinsey researchers, when 2,500 men recorded their erect penis sizes on pre-stamped cards.

Condomania's ten-times larger database is compiled from the unique "FitKit" measuring system for TheyFit condoms.

Previously, the largest formal survey of penis sizes was conducted in 1948 by the famous Kinsey researchers, when 2,500 men recorded their erect penis sizes on pre-stamped cards.

Condomania's ten-times larger database is compiled from the unique "FitKit" measuring system for TheyFit condoms, where the user measures the length and girth of his erect penis to the millimeter and then matches those results to one of 76 possible sizes that comprise different length and girth combinations. In this system, the 76 sizes are comprised of non-sequential letters and numbers, so that the smallest is no more obvious than the largest.

"Unlike other studies in which participants were measuring their penis size solely for the sake of recording a measurement, and were perhaps more likely to exaggerate," says Chris Filkins, Condomania's Directory of Technology. "Our database is comprised of men looking for the best fit condom for safety and comfort, and thus, we believe, apt to be more accurate."

20 Cities Ordered by Penis Size

New Orleans
Washington DC
San Diego
New York City
Phoenix
Portland
Atlanta
San Francisco
Chicago
St. Louis
Seattle
Miami
Indianapolis
Columbus
Boston
Denver
Los Angeles
Detroit
Philadelphia
Dallas/Ft. Worth

50 States Ordered by Penis Size
New Hampshire
Oregon
New York
Indiana
Arizona
Hawaii
Louisiana
Massachusetts
Alabama
Washington
New Mexico
California
Arkansas
Nevada
Virginia
Tennessee
Illinois
Oklahoma
South Dakota
Georgia
Pennsylvania
Mississippi
Michigan
Florida
Rhode Island
Kansas
Maryland
Minnesota
Vermont
Connecticut
Wisconsin
New Jersey
North Dakota
Idaho
Texas
Missouri
Montana
Ohio
Nebraska
Colorado
Maine
North Carolina
Delaware
South Carolina
Kentucky
West Virginia
Alaska
Iowa
Utah
Wyoming
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Posted: 3/24/2010 12:28:29 PM
<––- Was born in New Hampshire.

Just saying...
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Posted: 3/24/2010 12:30:31 PM
I wonder if this was independently verified. One can say anything...

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This thread needs a poll.

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Posted: 3/24/2010 12:32:34 PM
[Last Edit: 3/24/2010 12:33:09 PM by klinc]

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

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50 States Ordered by Penis Size
New Hampshire
Oregon
New York
Indiana
Arizona
Hawaii
Louisiana
Massachusetts
Alabama
Washington
New Mexico
California
Arkansas
Nevada
Virginia
Tennessee
Illinois
Oklahoma
South Dakota
Georgia
Pennsylvania
Mississippi
Michigan
Florida
Rhode Island
Kansas
Maryland
Minnesota
Vermont
Connecticut
Wisconsin
New Jersey
North Dakota
Idaho
Texas
Missouri
Montana
Ohio
Nebraska
Colorado
Maine
North Carolina
Delaware
South Carolina
Kentucky
West Virginia
Alaska
Iowa
Utah
Wyoming
http://www.kvia.com/Global/story.asp?S=12195257


Everywhere I lived...
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Posted: 3/24/2010 12:32:58 PM
I would say that Massachusetts drivers are the biggest dicks!
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Posted: 3/24/2010 12:33:23 PM
Not everything is bigger in Texas?
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Posted: 3/24/2010 12:34:01 PM
Utahns ranked low because fewer use condoms. Why do you all think we have so many children?
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Posted: 3/24/2010 12:34:32 PM
What's the actual measured difference at the extremes, I wonder? How much "bigger" is NH over WY, for example?
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Posted: 3/24/2010 12:34:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Local:
<––- Was born in New Hampshire.

Just saying...


Same here.

50 States Ordered by Penis Size
New Hampshire Born.
Oregon
New York
Indiana
Arizona
Hawaii
Louisiana
Massachusetts
Alabama
Washington
New Mexico Living.
California
Arkansas
Nevada
Virginia
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Illinois
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Georgia
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Mississippi
Michigan
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Posted: 3/24/2010 12:35:07 PM
Research FAIL: El Paso represents Mexican dick size.
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Posted: 3/24/2010 12:37:14 PM

Originally Posted By Danner130:
Research FAIL: El Paso represents Mexican dick size.

First thing that came to mind.
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Posted: 3/24/2010 12:37:51 PM
St. Louis is 10th out to the cities. Maybe I am just an anomaly?
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Posted: 3/24/2010 12:38:28 PM
Originally Posted By Subnet:
What's the actual measured difference at the extremes, I wonder? How much "bigger" is NH over WY, for example?


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Posted: 3/24/2010 12:39:08 PM
Another fella from New Hampshire WEIGHING IN.

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I was born in NH, and I have a 13" wang to prove it.
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This thread needs a pole.

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Be interesting to correlate the list with demographics.
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Posted: 3/24/2010 12:41:21 PM
Seems like most of the Repubby states have small dicks
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Originally Posted By Subnet:
What's the actual measured difference at the extremes, I wonder? How much "bigger" is NH over WY, for example?

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This thread needs a pole.

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Slightly different from your normal PSAs, OP.
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Originally Posted By Subnet:
What's the actual measured difference at the extremes, I wonder? How much "bigger" is NH over WY, for example?


Can't be much.

I like that New Hampshire tops the list, and Vermont is near the bottom. Both states are basically the same demographically except for total population, same basic geography, same weather, same lifestyles etc.

*shrug*

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I find it weird that ME and NH are next to each other, yet almost at opposite ends of the list.
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Originally Posted By Local:
<––- Was born in New Hampshire.

Just saying...


so you are saying the article is a lie then?
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I find it weird that ME and NH are next to each other, yet almost at opposite ends of the list.


Cue southpark tiny penis.
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I know general GD consensus is that abusers of "Cool Story, Bro" should be violently sodomized with a crooked, rusty rake out in the middle of the woods and left for dead, but OP's article leads me to suspect that the guy who wrote this article was from NH.
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Born and raised here.
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Second best isn't so bad.
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I just want to know, how exactly was this study done?

Hidden cameras in urinals? Prostitute testimonials? Statements by angry ex-wives?

Cause I don't remember any pollster approaching me with a tape measure...
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I just want to know, how exactly was this study done?

Hidden cameras in urinals? Prostitute testimonials? Statements by angry ex-wives?

Cause I don't remember any pollster approaching me with a tape measure...


RTFA


condom company makes custom-sized condoms that require user to provide measurements.
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I just want to know, how exactly was this study done?

Hidden cameras in urinals? Prostitute testimonials? Statements by angry ex-wives?

Cause I don't remember any pollster approaching me with a tape measure...


I'm not sure. I haven't used a condom in about a decade.
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I've been to Walmart....from the looks of it, Mexicans don't wear condoms.

Originally Posted By Danner130:
Research FAIL: El Paso represents Mexican dick size.


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I was born in NH, and I have a 13" wang to prove it.


Is that measured (Length + Width) X 2 ? That is the common Internet measuring system.
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Originally Posted By rob78:
Originally Posted By MisterB:
I just want to know, how exactly was this study done?

Hidden cameras in urinals? Prostitute testimonials? Statements by angry ex-wives?

Cause I don't remember any pollster approaching me with a tape measure...


RTFA


condom company makes custom-sized condoms that require user to provide measurements.


What percentage of state citizenry have actually used these custom sized items?
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20 Cities Ordered by Penis Size

New Orleans
Washington DC
San Diego
New York City
Phoenix
Portland
Atlanta
San Francisco
Chicago
St. Louis
Seattle
Miami
Indianapolis
Columbus
Boston
Denver
Los Angeles
Detroit
Philadelphia
Dallas/Ft. Worth


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Originally Posted By rob78:
Originally Posted By MisterB:
I just want to know, how exactly was this study done?

Hidden cameras in urinals? Prostitute testimonials? Statements by angry ex-wives?

Cause I don't remember any pollster approaching me with a tape measure...


RTFA


condom company makes custom-sized condoms that require user to provide measurements.


So are the results a comparison of actual size, or honesty?
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Oregon is #2! I didn't know we had that many black guys here....
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It's been prove that the Dutch have the largest wiener.





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Originally Posted By Subnet:
What's the actual measured difference at the extremes, I wonder? How much "bigger" is NH over WY, for example?

Exactly. Just because the mean is slightly lower for one state vs. the other, doesn't mean that there is a statistical difference in mean wang size.
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I guess you need a big dick to have that as your state slogan.
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I think all this proves is that liberals will lie about anything.

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Woo! In the top ten here!! I can say assuredly I AM hung like a HORSE! (fly)
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