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I wonder if this was independently verified. One can say anything...

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Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

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50 States Ordered by Penis Size
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Delaware
South Carolina
Kentucky
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Utahns ranked low because fewer use condoms. Why do you all think we have so many children?
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What's the actual measured difference at the extremes, I wonder? How much "bigger" is NH over WY, for example?
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<––- Was born in New Hampshire.

Just saying...


Same here.

50 States Ordered by Penis Size
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Research FAIL: El Paso represents Mexican dick size.

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Research FAIL: El Paso represents Mexican dick size.

First thing that came to mind.
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What's the actual measured difference at the extremes, I wonder? How much "bigger" is NH over WY, for example?


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This thread needs a pole.

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Be interesting to correlate the list with demographics.
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What's the actual measured difference at the extremes, I wonder? How much "bigger" is NH over WY, for example?

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This thread needs a pole.

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Slightly different from your normal PSAs, OP.
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What's the actual measured difference at the extremes, I wonder? How much "bigger" is NH over WY, for example?


Can't be much.

I like that New Hampshire tops the list, and Vermont is near the bottom. Both states are basically the same demographically except for total population, same basic geography, same weather, same lifestyles etc.

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I find it weird that ME and NH are next to each other, yet almost at opposite ends of the list.
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<––- Was born in New Hampshire.

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so you are saying the article is a lie then?
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I find it weird that ME and NH are next to each other, yet almost at opposite ends of the list.


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I know general GD consensus is that abusers of "Cool Story, Bro" should be violently sodomized with a crooked, rusty rake out in the middle of the woods and left for dead, but OP's article leads me to suspect that the guy who wrote this article was from NH.

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I just want to know, how exactly was this study done?

Hidden cameras in urinals? Prostitute testimonials? Statements by angry ex-wives?

Cause I don't remember any pollster approaching me with a tape measure...
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I just want to know, how exactly was this study done?

Hidden cameras in urinals? Prostitute testimonials? Statements by angry ex-wives?

Cause I don't remember any pollster approaching me with a tape measure...


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I just want to know, how exactly was this study done?

Hidden cameras in urinals? Prostitute testimonials? Statements by angry ex-wives?

Cause I don't remember any pollster approaching me with a tape measure...


I'm not sure. I haven't used a condom in about a decade.
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I've been to Walmart....from the looks of it, Mexicans don't wear condoms.

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Research FAIL: El Paso represents Mexican dick size.



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I was born in NH, and I have a 13" wang to prove it.


Is that measured (Length + Width) X 2 ? That is the common Internet measuring system.
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Originally Posted By MisterB:
I just want to know, how exactly was this study done?

Hidden cameras in urinals? Prostitute testimonials? Statements by angry ex-wives?

Cause I don't remember any pollster approaching me with a tape measure...


RTFA


condom company makes custom-sized condoms that require user to provide measurements.


What percentage of state citizenry have actually used these custom sized items?
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Originally Posted By rob78:
Originally Posted By MisterB:
I just want to know, how exactly was this study done?

Hidden cameras in urinals? Prostitute testimonials? Statements by angry ex-wives?

Cause I don't remember any pollster approaching me with a tape measure...


RTFA


condom company makes custom-sized condoms that require user to provide measurements.


So are the results a comparison of actual size, or honesty?
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What's the actual measured difference at the extremes, I wonder? How much "bigger" is NH over WY, for example?

Exactly. Just because the mean is slightly lower for one state vs. the other, doesn't mean that there is a statistical difference in mean wang size.
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I think all this proves is that liberals will lie about anything.


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