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Posted: 7/9/2012 4:59:32 AM
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I propose a limit of some form for suspense threads.


I'm sure you all see them.

Old man has bomb shelter under front porch

Found a safe, wonder what's in it (DAY ONE! at least came from that)

ANOTHER active safe thread

Buried gun by railroad tracks

Strange bag in front yard



I believe that the repercussion of not delivering in a "Suspense" thread after around 5 pages, is that the thread should either be locked, OR even better;



Moved to the Pit!!!



That way the OP can be told exactly what people think of their shenanigans (within the CoC of course).






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Posted: 7/9/2012 5:18:47 AM
Great idea, but instead of a page limit, why not a time limit? That way ten pages of people posting "in before _____" won't kick it to the pit.
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Posted: 7/9/2012 7:22:55 AM
I'd say that starting a thread like that and not getting the thing open in a reasonable amount of time (obviously a plastic bag takes less time to open than a safe) should be cause for a one-week lock, as well as being taken as prima facie evidence that the thread starter loves the cock.
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Posted: 7/9/2012 7:30:02 AM

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:
I'd say that starting a thread like that and not getting the thing open in a reasonable amount of time (obviously a plastic bag takes less time to open than a safe) should be cause for a one-week lock, as well as being taken as prima facie evidence that the thread starter loves the cock.

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Posted: 7/9/2012 8:17:57 AM
Force the poster to state their own time limitations in the title of their thread. That way I can decide if the thread is worthy before even clicking on it and it doesn't cause site staff/mods to get in a battle about how long is long enough to wait.

ie. "Found $10 safe at yard sale, it has something heavy inside. This will be resolved in 4 days, one way or another"

Personal accountability beats draconian enforcement. But if they don't meet their deadline, then the thread is moved to the pit for a vote on banning and a chance for the OP to explain his/her side.
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Posted: 7/9/2012 8:25:03 AM
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I propose a limit of 5 responses to any thread in which the OP wishes to establish limits of some sor
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Posted: 7/9/2012 10:00:19 AM
outstanding idea. please do this EdSr. please. im getting sick of these attention whores.
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Posted: 7/9/2012 11:04:45 AM
Originally Posted By MagKnightX:
I'd say that starting a thread like that and not getting the thing open in a reasonable amount of time (obviously a plastic bag takes less time to open than a safe) should be cause for a one-week lock, as well as being taken as prima facie evidence that the thread starter loves the cock.


+1 the troll threads are not funny anymore
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Posted: 7/9/2012 12:48:12 PM

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:
I'd say that starting a thread like that and not getting the thing open in a reasonable amount of time (obviously a plastic bag takes less time to open than a safe) should be cause for a one-week lock, as well as being taken as prima facie evidence that the thread starter loves the cock.

I concur. Threads like that shouldn't be started until they had it open in the first place.

If someone started a legitimate "How do I open this safe" thread, it'd probably belong in the Safes forum anyway....
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Posted: 7/9/2012 3:23:28 PM
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People here really get their panties in a wad about the most ridiculous shit.
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Posted: 7/9/2012 3:55:29 PM
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Originally Posted By TheMechanic48:


People here really get their panties in a wad about the most ridiculous shit.

A lot of the threads are legitimate trolling, whether intended or not.
Hardly anyone on this site knows what actual trolling is though, most people think a disagreement is "Trolling". The shit is about as entertaining as rick rolling.



Plus, the point of my post is not to "Get my panties in a wad" it's to move these stupid threads to the Pit so people can vent to the OP's of them for being abject failures in life.
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Posted: 7/9/2012 4:03:03 PM
Originally Posted By MagKnightX:
I'd say that starting a thread like that and not getting the thing open in a reasonable amount of time (obviously a plastic bag takes less time to open than a safe) should be cause for a one-week lock, as well as being taken as prima facie evidence that the thread starter loves the cock.
Originally Posted By ColonelPanic:
Force the poster to state their own time limitations in the title of their thread. That way I can decide if the thread is worthy before even clicking on it and it doesn't cause site staff/mods to get in a battle about how long is long enough to wait.

Originally Posted By Chairborne:
Great idea, but instead of a page limit, why not a time limit? That way ten pages of people posting "in before _____" won't kick it to the pit.



I chose 5 pages as just a random arbitrary number, it could be 5 days, or anything. Just a mechanism to get the post moved to the pit.


I agree there should be something on the line, and like the idea of the OP having to bid against a week lock (I.E. Col. Panics idea), or some other form of light punishment.


And of course, if they fail to deliver, they love the CoC.



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Posted: 7/9/2012 4:07:40 PM
One poster is so upset over one these threads, they started a pit thread over it.

NorCalLeo's response was, " If you don't recognize those type of threads for what they are, you might want to avoid hanging out in General Discussion for awhile."

Try doing that maybe.
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Posted: 7/9/2012 4:13:19 PM
Originally Posted By TheMechanic48:
One poster is so upset over one these threads, they started a pit thread over it.

NorCalLeo's response was, " If you don't recognize those type of threads for what they are, you might want to avoid hanging out in General Discussion for awhile."

Try doing that maybe.


RIF. see:

Plus, the point of my post is not to "Get my panties in a wad" it's to move these stupid threads to the Pit so people can vent to the OP's of them for being abject failures in life.
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Posted: 7/9/2012 4:14:37 PM

Originally Posted By TheMechanic48:
One poster is so upset over one these threads, they started a pit thread over it.

NorCalLeo's response was, " If you don't recognize those type of threads for what they are, you might want to avoid hanging out in General Discussion for awhile."

Try doing that maybe.

Here's an idea, stop getting butt hurt over me making a site suggestion and shitting in a tech thread?
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Posted: 7/9/2012 4:15:38 PM
Originally Posted By coldair:

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:
I'd say that starting a thread like that and not getting the thing open in a reasonable amount of time (obviously a plastic bag takes less time to open than a safe) should be cause for a one-week lock, as well as being taken as prima facie evidence that the thread starter loves the cock.

I'm good with this


Yep.
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Posted: 7/9/2012 4:20:41 PM
Originally Posted By Madcap72:

Originally Posted By TheMechanic48:
One poster is so upset over one these threads, they started a pit thread over it.

NorCalLeo's response was, " If you don't recognize those type of threads for what they are, you might want to avoid hanging out in General Discussion for awhile."

Try doing that maybe.

Here's an idea, stop getting butt hurt over me making a site suggestion and shitting in a tech thread?


So you're saying he shouldn't get butt-hurt over you getting butt-hurt?
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Posted: 7/9/2012 4:22:43 PM
Originally Posted By Chairborne:
Great idea, but instead of a page limit, why not a time limit? That way ten pages of people posting "in before _____" won't kick it to the pit.


That's my thought. Results in 24 hours or less, or the thread gets locked.
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Originally Posted By JellyBelly:
Originally Posted By Chairborne:
Great idea, but instead of a page limit, why not a time limit? That way ten pages of people posting "in before _____" won't kick it to the pit.


That's my thought. Results in 24 hours or less, or the thread gets locked.


But if it's locked then you might NEVER find out what was in the safe!
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Posted: 7/9/2012 4:25:28 PM

Originally Posted By EviL_inside:
Originally Posted By Madcap72:

Originally Posted By TheMechanic48:
One poster is so upset over one these threads, they started a pit thread over it.

NorCalLeo's response was, " If you don't recognize those type of threads for what they are, you might want to avoid hanging out in General Discussion for awhile."

Try doing that maybe.

Here's an idea, stop getting butt hurt over me making a site suggestion and shitting in a tech thread?


So you're saying he shouldn't get butt-hurt over you getting butt-hurt?

Don't you have a pit thread to deal with?
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Posted: 7/9/2012 4:49:02 PM
Stop. Just stop.

Unless you have something constructive to add to the thread, take it to the pit thread. Treat this as you would any tech forum thread and keep the bullshit and drama out of it.
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Posted: 7/9/2012 5:05:28 PM
Originally Posted By EviL_inside:
Originally Posted By JellyBelly:
Originally Posted By Chairborne:
Great idea, but instead of a page limit, why not a time limit? That way ten pages of people posting "in before _____" won't kick it to the pit.


That's my thought. Results in 24 hours or less, or the thread gets locked.


But if it's locked then you might NEVER find out what was in the safe!


I'd assume the OP was full of crap and there was no safe at all.

I disagree with NorCalLeo's ideology. The person who shold be stopped from coming to GD is the guy (or girl) starting BS troll threads. Take it to 4Chan if overwhelmed by the need to troll.
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Posted: 7/9/2012 6:42:13 PM
Originally Posted By LinkedM4:
outstanding idea. please do this EdSr. please. im getting sick of these attention whores.


Excellent thread. Much more appropriate than the pit. I don't have a beef with the guy, just his trollin' ass threads....
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Posted: 7/9/2012 6:46:29 PM

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:
I'd say that starting a thread like that and not getting the thing open in a reasonable amount of time (obviously a plastic bag takes less time to open than a safe) should be cause for a one-week lock, as well as being taken as prima facie evidence that the thread starter loves the cock.


That one's got my vote.
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Posted: 7/9/2012 6:56:54 PM
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Originally Posted By LinkedM4:
outstanding idea. please do this EdSr. please. im getting sick of these attention whores.


Excellent thread. Much more appropriate than the pit. I don't have a beef with the guy, just his trollin' ass threads....


Since I've personally made SOOOO many of them.....
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