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BigeasySnow
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Posted: 3/24/2012 10:04:50 AM
What's everybody feeding their zombies? I round up stray dogs, with an occasional latte or tray of sushi.
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Posted: 3/24/2012 12:26:42 PM
[Last Edit: 3/24/2012 12:27:49 PM by Kstanton]
I enjoy that the second longest thread on the zombie forum is about strategies on capturing and raping zombies.

Also possibly erotic zombie fiction.



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Posted: 3/24/2012 12:44:21 PM

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An infected Paris Hilton.............has possibilities.............

She probably would insist on a Diamond studded muzzle though.

She was a bad lay when alive. I doubt she'll be any better as a zombie.
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Posted: 3/24/2012 5:01:06 PM
Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:
What's everybody feeding their zombies? I round up stray dogs, with an occasional latte or tray of sushi.


My vanquished enemies!! Duh!

Well that and the nosey neagbor... And their dog!

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Posted: 3/24/2012 5:12:43 PM
Originally Posted By JoshAR:
Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:
What's everybody feeding their zombies? I round up stray dogs, with an occasional latte or tray of sushi.


My vanquished enemies!! Duh!

Well that and the nosey neagbor... And their dog!



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Posted: 3/26/2012 10:29:23 AM
Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:
What's everybody feeding their zombies? I round up stray dogs, with an occasional latte or tray of sushi.


Our coyote problem in West Phoenix is dwindling down.
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Posted: 3/26/2012 10:33:24 AM
Originally Posted By Kstanton:
I enjoy that the second longest thread on the zombie forum is about strategies on capturing and raping zombies.

Also possibly erotic zombie fiction.



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Posted: 3/29/2012 3:22:54 PM
Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:
What's everybody feeding their zombies? I round up stray dogs, with an occasional latte or tray of sushi.


Hot dog's lol
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Posted: 3/29/2012 11:28:27 PM
What we need is a current zombie being held for sexual relation pic thread

Maybe I can go into my dungeon and take some pics of my little Zombie gal
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:48:28 AM
You'd have to make it a gummer or oral would be way out of the question
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Posted: 4/4/2012 4:46:38 AM
It's best to pull the teeth if you plan to do anything near the mouth region.
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Posted: 4/13/2012 5:02:32 PM
I didn't read this whole threads, just skimmed it.


I gotta say.....well I won't.


But, if you all like Zombie fiction with a dose of the necrophilia, check out City of the Dead by Brian Keene and Area 187, Almost Hell by Eric Lowther.


Those should give you what you are looking for.


Now I gotta take a shower.

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Posted: 4/15/2012 9:49:34 PM
[Last Edit: 4/17/2012 11:56:18 AM by FREEFALLE7]
Ok no more weird replies

This thread is evil

Free



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Posted: 4/19/2012 6:13:45 PM
Originally Posted By FREEFALLE7:
What we need is a current zombie being held for sexual relation pic thread

Maybe I can go into my dungeon and take some pics of my little Zombie gal


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Posted: 4/19/2012 7:27:51 PM
Originally Posted By nukldragr:
Originally Posted By FREEFALLE7:
What we need is a current zombie being held for sexual relation pic thread

Maybe I can go into my dungeon and take some pics of my little Zombie gal


Some people call them girl scouts No wonder my cookies never showed


I could still fit into a brownie uniform when I was 18.
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Posted: 4/19/2012 9:55:31 PM
As previously stated, this thread is evil

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Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:
Originally Posted By nukldragr:
Originally Posted By FREEFALLE7:
What we need is a current zombie being held for sexual relation pic thread

Maybe I can go into my dungeon and take some pics of my little Zombie gal


Some people call them girl scouts No wonder my cookies never showed


I could still fit into a brownie uniform when I was 18.


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Posted: 4/20/2012 1:18:00 AM
Page 10, 4th post down. I had 17 posts at the time. One of the first threads I posted in. I wasn't even a team member yet.
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Posted: 4/20/2012 7:53:07 AM
Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:
Originally Posted By nukldragr:
Originally Posted By FREEFALLE7:
What we need is a current zombie being held for sexual relation pic thread

Maybe I can go into my dungeon and take some pics of my little Zombie gal


Some people call them girl scouts No wonder my cookies never showed


I could still fit into a brownie uniform when I was 18.


Pictures or it never happened! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 4/20/2012 9:17:16 AM
Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:
Originally Posted By nukldragr:
Originally Posted By FREEFALLE7:
What we need is a current zombie being held for sexual relation pic thread

Maybe I can go into my dungeon and take some pics of my little Zombie gal


Some people call them girl scouts No wonder my cookies never showed


I could still fit into a brownie uniform when I was 18.


Miss Snow, I would love to see you squeeze into that same uniform now.
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Posted: 4/20/2012 11:27:40 AM
Originally Posted By nukldragr:
Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:
Originally Posted By nukldragr:
Originally Posted By FREEFALLE7:
What we need is a current zombie being held for sexual relation pic thread

Maybe I can go into my dungeon and take some pics of my little Zombie gal


Some people call them girl scouts No wonder my cookies never showed


I could still fit into a brownie uniform when I was 18.


Miss Snow, I would love to see you squeeze into that same uniform now.


If that was creepy I apologise
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We all thought it, you said it

Btw I will be back at Bragg in Aug

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MadBomber Mike...here's your tactical kilt.

reference page 35-36.
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Posted: 4/23/2012 6:29:43 PM
Originally Posted By WPNS462:
MadBomber Mike...here's your tactical kilt.

reference page 35-36.


HAHA now he just needs his tactical bag pipes!
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Posted: 4/23/2012 6:56:59 PM
Alas, I no longer have it, and it was to naughty for me to take pics. Seriously doubt I could fit into it now. I was 94 lbs then, I'm between 115-120 now.

I still want a girl scout costume tho.

They make the coolest mock merit badges.
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Posted: 4/23/2012 7:11:40 PM
Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:
Alas, I no longer have it, and it was to naughty for me to take pics. Seriously doubt I could fit into it now. I was 94 lbs then, I'm between 115-120 now.

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(Holy crap you're tiny. How tall are you?)
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