 Justa_TXguy
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Posted: 3/19/2009 8:26:10 PM
Originally Posted By Freelance_Bum:
Originally Posted By firemedic5586:
Originally Posted By Rcd567:
Y'all need to rent Zombie Strippers. Rent it, I bought it, on Blue Ray even... its a "Classic", or will be. I still need to get that one.  I am 100% sure I'm going to own that movie. |
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Posted: 3/20/2009 11:04:00 AM
Originally Posted By GunDisaster:
Whoa dude!!! WTF!?! Well i wouldn't touch them, and sure as hell wouldn't let them touch me. But they can wash my car at least...Zombie Car Wash I might touch them.............. |
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Posted: 3/21/2009 10:34:37 PM
well page 4 of the thread"Thoughts on capturing female zombies for relations?" is anyone else a little disturbed by this??
and the comment about it not being gay because the male zombie is dead???
the zombie carwash babes were kind a hot though  |
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Posted: 3/21/2009 11:00:44 PM
Originally Posted By Krink:
well page 4 of the thread"Thoughts on capturing female zombies for relations?" is anyone else a little disturbed by this?? and the comment about it not being gay because the male zombie is dead???
the zombie carwash babes were kind a hot though That reminds me of a shirt. 
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Posted: 3/22/2009 12:29:35 AM
Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
Consider the long, unending loneliness of the coming zombie attack. Month after month, living off MREs, adding bodies to the pile, sleeping alone... Could you catch one of the hot ones, fashion a workable muzzle, and keep it for relations? So what you're pretty much saying is if you were in prison for months, you would resort to having sex with men? |
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Posted: 3/22/2009 12:39:38 AM
[Last Edit: 3/22/2009 12:41:09 AM by jdb3]
Originally Posted By turdferguson:
What about male zombies? It's not gay if they're dead. The pic is a response to this post. Nice try  .
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Posted: 3/22/2009 6:37:24 PM
would that be necrophilia? because they are undead not completely dead I think I see gray area here...just wondering.
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Posted: 3/26/2009 12:22:26 AM
A documentary film on the subject.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXMobqWhpsk
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Justa_TXguy
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Posted: 3/29/2009 11:08:40 AM
Originally Posted By ardave15:
would that be necrophilia? because they are undead not completely dead I think I see gray area here...just wondering. It's no necrophilia. They are UNDEAD, not dead. |
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eracer
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Posted: 3/29/2009 11:10:55 AM
[Last Edit: 3/29/2009 11:11:13 AM by eracer]
Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy: Originally Posted By ardave15: would that be necrophilia? because they are undead not completely dead I think I see gray area here...just wondering. It's no necrophilia. They are UNDEAD, not dead. Would that be nearlycrophilia? |
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Posted: 3/29/2009 5:11:53 PM
AR15.com hasn't had a Zombie forum for very long.
Research has shown that at some definate point... [Gun Forum + Zombie Forum = Thread about having sex with female zombie] This thread was bound to happen sooner or later... –– John |
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Posted: 3/29/2009 6:35:27 PM
what if you just shot her in the stomach and made sweet love to the entry wound? would that be gross
On the other hand they do moan alot so I would feel like a stud. uhhhhhhhh |
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Posted: 3/29/2009 9:14:15 PM
I see absolutely nothing that could possibly go wrong at all with boning a zombie.
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Posted: 3/29/2009 11:48:31 PM
Originally Posted By turdferguson:
What about male zombies? It's not gay if they're dead. Let's not forget that this thread has brought the potential for Epicness to Zombie Central.... Gun forum.... Check. Zombie Forum.... Check. Leaping out of the closet dressed dressed like as Liza Minnelli.... Check. Makes sense to me.... 
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Freelance_Bum
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Posted: 3/30/2009 10:32:51 PM
Originally Posted By dbuckt55:
what if you just shot her in the stomach and made sweet love to the entry wound? would that be gross On the other hand they do moan alot so I would feel like a stud. uhhhhhhhh
Ok, with the stomach, you're still in biting range, unless you get some props....otherwise, good job thinking outside the box.
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Posted: 3/30/2009 11:21:50 PM
The only thing I can add to this thread is....
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Posted: 3/31/2009 12:59:49 AM
In Turd Ferguson's defense...
After a long day of killing zombies does it really matter which half-decayed zombie ass you're pounding? Could you even be able to tell male/female without rolling the damn thing over and checking? Sounds like the whole 'don't ask don't tell' thing is in effect here too. Side note––grab a bit and reigns (sp?) used for horses; slap that on the zombie chick and away you go; perfect for broke-backin' or just plain ol transportation. Thats one donkey that doesn't need watering. NH |
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Posted: 3/31/2009 7:49:54 AM
[Last Edit: 3/31/2009 7:51:20 AM by Erevis]
Originally Posted By NorthernHillbilly:
In Turd Ferguson's defense... After a long day of killing zombies does it really matter which half-decayed zombie ass you're pounding? As odd as it seems, yeah... it does to me.
Could you even be able to tell male/female without rolling the damn thing over and checking? If you can't tell, you have to ask yourself why your going through the effort.... |
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Posted: 3/31/2009 1:17:57 PM
I understand if it's a fresh undead––even I have standards. But if it's one that's been walking around for years you might have a hard time telling the difference.
We are debating rotten ass vs sucking chest wound...does anyone REALLY win in this situation? I think we need a poll. NH |
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Posted: 4/1/2009 2:12:16 AM
[Last Edit: 4/1/2009 3:00:27 AM by ronin083]
I just got one thought on necrophilia...if its cold, throw her in the microwave for a bit...when your done let her start chillin your beer again
just remember to use the defrost setting...
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Posted: 4/1/2009 3:33:30 PM
My thoughts... I would
Just make sure to use a condom. When your pecker turns and trys to eat your brains you'll be pissed you didnt. And the only what to stop it is to shoot it off, not fun |
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Posted: 4/3/2009 4:36:15 PM
Yeah, Negatron on the boning a zombie chick . . . . .
HOWEVER, who knows how desperate you'd get after fighting zombies for years on end. |
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Posted: 4/6/2009 2:43:00 AM
Originally Posted By FrankSymptoms:
Originally Posted By coctailer:
An infected Paris Hilton.............has possibilities............. She probably would insist on a Diamond studded muzzle though. ARE you kidding? No self-respecting zombie would even TOUCH her! True, Zombies eat brains afterall. BTW, this thread is stupid |
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Posted: 4/7/2009 3:11:42 PM
[Last Edit: 4/7/2009 3:16:36 PM by JamesP81]
Eh, I dunno. Not really into undead ladies. Then again, it might not be that different from dating a goth chick.
Still, I'm not comfortable doing such a thing to my lower receiver. |
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Posted: 4/7/2009 3:14:24 PM
Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
Originally Posted By snoopaloop:
Originally Posted By DV8:
What if said zombie concubine got pregnant. Would the child be half dead? Kinda like a stroke victim? This was covered in the 2004 training documentary "Dawn of the Dead". The child itself is a zombie. that child was normal until the mother was bitten and turned. in this case pregnancy would occur after zombification. so i am guessing jr would be born a democrat.  |
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