Thoughts on capturing female zombies for relations? - Page 3

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turdferguson Member Joined: Jun 2007 NY, USA Posts: 702 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 1/24/2009 11:47:46 PM What about male zombies? It's not gay if they're dead.
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GunDisaster Member Joined: Aug 2004 TX, USA Posts: 2312 Feedback: 100% (3) Link To This Post	Posted: 1/24/2009 11:57:23 PM [Last Edit: 1/25/2009 12:02:59 AM by GunDisaster] Whoa dude!!! WTF!?! Well i wouldn't touch them, and sure as hell wouldn't let them touch me. But they can wash my car at least...Zombie Car Wash
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Uberjager Member Joined: Oct 2007 CO, USA Posts: 1001 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 1/25/2009 12:04:26 AM Originally Posted By turdferguson: What about male zombies? It's not gay if they're dead. I never thought that I'd ever see a coming out of the closet post in the zombie board on a gun forum in my lifetime.
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Posted: 1/25/2009 1:25:56 AM

Zombie pie is a very bad idea. I'd rather find an UGLY, LIVING, UNINFECTED chick to get pie from than any undead former hot chick. If you were doing this in a movie, your death would be inevitable. I can imagine some similar real life karma. We will have to wait and see what manifestation of the zombies occur, too. Some of the zombies have occured because of supernatural circumstances and "safe sex" would probably not be SAFE.

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Posted: 1/25/2009 2:04:03 AM

It could be like the movie "Teeth".

Now that's some scary pie!

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Posted: 1/25/2009 7:18:35 AM

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Ah what the Hell, why not...

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twistergixxer Member Joined: Dec 2006 OK, USA Posts: 746 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 1/25/2009 8:50:56 AM Originally Posted By turdferguson: What about male zombies? It's not gay if they're dead.
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Melendez402 Member Team Member Joined: May 2008 PR, USA Posts: 1628 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 1/25/2009 1:03:41 PM [Last Edit: 1/25/2009 1:04:27 PM by Melendez402] Worst case scenario.....your junk turning in to a zombie and having to chop it off.
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BOBLATHON Member Joined: Mar 2007 AL, USA Posts: 61 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 1/25/2009 1:50:36 PM Talk about Crotch Rot The only load ill be blowin when it comes to zombies is out of a remington 870.
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Posted: 1/25/2009 2:45:17 PM

THere's a lot of sexual repression coming out in this thread....

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firemedic5586 Member Team Member Joined: Feb 2008 MN, USA Posts: 100 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 1/25/2009 4:27:40 PM As for "Crack Open a Cold One" In "I Am Legend" where he has an 18 YOF strapped to his exam table, her body temp is 106. Now that is some Hot Pie, now what it smell like I am not sure. Once upon a time, in a life long long ago, I did encounter some pie that made my eyes burn from the smell. And thats all I have to say about that.
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Posted: 1/25/2009 4:42:15 PM

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What about male zombies? It's not gay if they're dead.

Yes. Yes, it is.

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Posted: 1/25/2009 6:34:01 PM

Yep just shoot them in the head when finished.

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Posted: 1/25/2009 6:38:26 PM

i'm gona say....well....not just no but HELL NO!

if the good lord has taken away all of the hot chicks then i'll just go hoggin, it's nothin that a little whiskey can't fix.

it's not like your friends are gona make fun of you.

if your gona shoot it, you might as well kill it.

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Posted: 1/25/2009 8:32:27 PM

suspect, in light of your view on this matter, if C. gets bitten can i have her undead body?

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nvhunter Member Joined: Aug 2006 NV, USA Posts: 735 Feedback: 100% (47) Link To This Post	Posted: 1/25/2009 10:14:28 PM The word NO dose not cover how wrong this idea is
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u-baddog Member Joined: May 2002 VA, USA Posts: 11789 Feedback: 100% (1) Link To This Post	Posted: 1/25/2009 10:20:41 PM Been there done that...........
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Posted: 1/26/2009 12:14:03 AM

Originally Posted By Ares337:
Sometimes I'm sad because I click on topics like this.

And yet, I'm still reading... and deciding the appropriate plan of action.

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madmanmarz Member Joined: Dec 2007 FL, USA Posts: 168 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 1/26/2009 3:43:14 AM What if you got bitten, is it okay to do it then? What if you rub hand sanitizer on your junk when you're done?
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Posted: 1/26/2009 4:36:22 AM

Originally Posted By coctailer:
An infected Paris Hilton.............has possibilities.............

She probably would insist on a Diamond studded muzzle though.

ARE you kidding?

No self-respecting zombie would even TOUCH her!

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Posted: 1/26/2009 4:53:04 AM

Originally Posted By firemedic5586:
As for "Crack Open a Cold One"

In "I Am Legend" where he has an 18 YOF strapped to his exam table, her body temp is 106. Now that is some Hot Pie, now what it smell like I am not sure.

Once upon a time, in a life long long ago, I did encounter some pie that made my eyes burn from the smell. And thats all I have to say about that.

No zombies in IAL. They were not dead, just diseased.

Man, now I am giving serious answers in zombie threads. I have GOT to get a life.

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Posted: 1/26/2009 8:36:38 AM

Originally Posted By Kar15:
suspect, in light of your view on this matter, if C. gets bitten can i have her undead body?

dude, she bites enough as it is! i have no need for a more bitey, stinky version of the same. you may indeed have her but i promised that i would put her down if that day ever came. i would hate to go back on my word.
you may need to shop elsewhere. it's a collage town, there will be lots of undead hookers running around.

if your gona shoot it, you might as well kill it.

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Posted: 3/19/2009 5:52:01 PM

Y'all need to rent Zombie Strippers.

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firemedic5586 Member Team Member Joined: Feb 2008 MN, USA Posts: 178 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 3/19/2009 6:34:26 PM [Last Edit: 3/19/2009 6:34:45 PM by firemedic5586] Originally Posted By Rcd567: Y'all need to rent Zombie Strippers. Rent it, I bought it, on Blue Ray even... its a "Classic", or will be.
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