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Posted: 7/25/2012 10:11:53 PM

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Since I now have a deceased donor's part sutured onto me, and the nerves are starting to work again, does that make me part zombie?
FL: You do not want to be trapped in a tent, during a hurricane, with a parakeet - especially when you have a hangover.

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Posted: 7/25/2012 10:21:26 PM
I didn't know you were going in for a sex change...
I have no idea how some of you manage to use these things without starving to death after getting tangled up in the cords.
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Posted: 7/25/2012 10:24:45 PM
I would not think you are a zombie because of one operation......but if you start moaning and walking around sluggishly attacking random people, I will shoot you in the head to be sure! (I also will try very hard not to smile while I do it, okay?)
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Posted: 7/25/2012 10:38:08 PM
I know - shoot yourself in the chest - if you live, you're probably a zombie

no - better - shoot someone else in the chest - eat their brains - see if you like it

no wait - do you find yourself moving more slowly and being attracted to loud noises?

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Posted: 7/25/2012 11:05:43 PM
Originally Posted By ScrapHeap:
Since I now have a deceased donor's part sutured onto me, and the nerves are starting to work again, does that make me part zombie?



No!
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Posted: 7/26/2012 12:08:03 AM
Originally Posted By ScrapHeap:
Since I now have a deceased donor's part sutured onto me, and the nerves are starting to work again, does that make me part zombie?


Can there be any doubt?
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Posted: 7/26/2012 10:59:27 AM
Originally Posted By ScrapHeap:
Since I now have a deceased donor's part sutured onto me, and the nerves are starting to work again, does that make me part zombie?


Yes, but only partially.
A veteran - whether active duty, retired, national guard, or reserve - is someone who, at one point in his or her life, wrote a blank check made payable to The 'United States of America', for an amount of 'up to and including my life.
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Posted: 7/26/2012 11:59:02 AM
No, there has to be signs of impaired thinking or brain death.I would look for the following:
1 voting Democrat
2 liking the Twilight books and movies
3 watching MSNBC
4 carrying a Taurus for self defense
5 listening to Nickleback and enjoying it.
6 Rachel Maddow starts to look hot.
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Posted: 7/26/2012 12:22:49 PM
Originally Posted By JBlitzen:
I didn't know you were going in for a sex change...


that being said... c'mere cutie
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Posted: 7/26/2012 1:56:27 PM
Well if the op is a zombie for having a dead persons organ in him than I guess I'm an android for having a machine as a replacement for one of mine.

Given such logic is ridiculous, I'd conclude the op is indeed not a zombie
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Posted: 7/26/2012 3:27:26 PM

Some of you people and your "zombie relation" fantasies.

Now there's a Terminator in the thread, 2012 is looking like a good year to die.
FL: You do not want to be trapped in a tent, during a hurricane, with a parakeet - especially when you have a hangover.

Psalm 2:9
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Posted: 7/26/2012 6:52:54 PM
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Posted: 7/27/2012 9:40:01 AM
Originally Posted By ScrapHeap:

Some of you people and your "zombie relation" fantasies.

Now there's a Terminator in the thread, 2012 is looking like a good year to die.


Sigh, only down side to a zombie apocalypse Is that now I'm gunna have to strap solar panels on my back just to keep myself alive (though being covered with solar panels and carrying a loaded ar around will certainly accomplish the terminator look) Relying on battery power to stay alive sucks
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Posted: 7/27/2012 9:50:12 PM
At first I was worried about the zombies and now I have to be worried about the terminators too?
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Posted: 7/28/2012 1:08:28 AM
What did you get?
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Anytime the question starts with "are people really stupid enough to.............," the answer is yes. The answer is always yes.
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Posted: 7/29/2012 12:32:24 PM
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What did you get?


Zombie eyeball. Will be getting the other done in another five months.
FL: You do not want to be trapped in a tent, during a hurricane, with a parakeet - especially when you have a hangover.

Psalm 2:9
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Posted: 7/29/2012 12:47:42 PM
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Originally Posted By discworld717:
What did you get?


Zombie eyeball. Will be getting the other done in another five months.


Very nice! I just had mine zapped with lazer beams last october. Being able to see in HD again is great
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Posted: 7/29/2012 4:03:00 PM
Originally Posted By BisonWorld:
Originally Posted By ScrapHeap:
Originally Posted By discworld717:
What did you get?


Zombie eyeball. Will be getting the other done in another five months.


Very nice! I just had mine zapped with lazer beams last october. Being able to see in HD again is great


Yep, got the front of my eye cut off and replaced. It's interesting to watch since you're awake the whole time they be cutting and suturing.
FL: You do not want to be trapped in a tent, during a hurricane, with a parakeet - especially when you have a hangover.

Psalm 2:9
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Posted: 7/30/2012 6:11:58 PM

Originally Posted By ScrapHeap:
Originally Posted By BisonWorld:
Originally Posted By ScrapHeap:
Originally Posted By discworld717:
What did you get?


Zombie eyeball. Will be getting the other done in another five months.


Very nice! I just had mine zapped with lazer beams last october. Being able to see in HD again is great


Yep, got the front of my eye cut off and replaced. It's interesting to watch since you're awake the whole time they be cutting and suturing.

Request different color eyeballs!
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Posted: 7/30/2012 8:40:13 PM
Originally Posted By Sessrumnir:

Originally Posted By ScrapHeap:
Originally Posted By BisonWorld:
Originally Posted By ScrapHeap:
Originally Posted By discworld717:
What did you get?


Zombie eyeball. Will be getting the other done in another five months.


Very nice! I just had mine zapped with lazer beams last october. Being able to see in HD again is great


Yep, got the front of my eye cut off and replaced. It's interesting to watch since you're awake the whole time they be cutting and suturing.

Request different color eyeballs!


I have a blue and a brown eye...
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Posted: 7/31/2012 12:03:02 AM
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Originally Posted By Solodevice:
Originally Posted By Sessrumnir:

Originally Posted By ScrapHeap:
Originally Posted By BisonWorld:
Originally Posted By ScrapHeap:
Originally Posted By discworld717:
What did you get?


Zombie eyeball. Will be getting the other done in another five months.


Very nice! I just had mine zapped with lazer beams last october. Being able to see in HD again is great


Yep, got the front of my eye cut off and replaced. It's interesting to watch since you're awake the whole time they be cutting and suturing.

Request different color eyeballs!


I have a blue and a brown eye...


how well can you wink.....
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Posted: 9/1/2012 10:36:30 PM
Originally Posted By FZK556:
No, there has to be signs of impaired thinking or brain death.I would look for the following:
1 voting Democrat
2 liking the Twilight books and movies
3 watching MSNBC
4 carrying a Taurus for self defense
5 listening to Nickleback and enjoying it.
6 Rachel Maddow starts to look hot.


Shit

I am guilty of
1
3
5
and 6 I was drunk and watching her

and somewhat of 2, I watched them with my exgirl