ScrapHeap LunaticScience Team Member Joined: Feb 2009  FL, USA Posts: 2802 Feedback: 100% (19)	Posted: 7/25/2012 10:11:53 PM THE IMAGE ABOVE IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT Since I now have a deceased donor's part sutured onto me, and the nerves are starting to work again, does that make me part zombie?
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JBlitzen Member Team Member Joined: Jan 2006  NY, USA Posts: 20572 Feedback: 100% (12) Link To This Post	Posted: 7/25/2012 10:21:26 PM I didn't know you were going in for a sex change...
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GoatHerder Member Joined: Feb 2009  FL, USA Posts: 1509 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 7/25/2012 10:24:45 PM I would not think you are a zombie because of one operation......but if you start moaning and walking around sluggishly attacking random people, I will shoot you in the head to be sure! (I also will try very hard not to smile while I do it, okay?)
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PK556 Member Joined: May 2012  PA, USA Posts: 69 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 7/25/2012 10:38:08 PM I know - shoot yourself in the chest - if you live, you're probably a zombie no - better - shoot someone else in the chest - eat their brains - see if you like it no wait - do you find yourself moving more slowly and being attracted to loud noises?
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EdHaney1 And there we have it! Team Member Joined: Aug 2009  PA, USA Posts: 2353 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 7/25/2012 11:05:43 PM Originally Posted By ScrapHeap: Since I now have a deceased donor's part sutured onto me, and the nerves are starting to work again, does that make me part zombie? No!
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Filthy-9er Member Team Member Joined: Apr 2008  TX, USA Posts: 845 Feedback: 100% (8) Link To This Post	Posted: 7/26/2012 12:08:03 AM Originally Posted By ScrapHeap: Since I now have a deceased donor's part sutured onto me, and the nerves are starting to work again, does that make me part zombie? Can there be any doubt?
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Rcd567 Have a Nice Day. Team Member Joined: Dec 2002  IA, USA Posts: 4084 Feedback: 100% (1) Link To This Post	Posted: 7/26/2012 10:59:27 AM Originally Posted By ScrapHeap: Since I now have a deceased donor's part sutured onto me, and the nerves are starting to work again, does that make me part zombie? Yes, but only partially.
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FZK556 Member Joined: Jun 2009  OR, USA Posts: 1193 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 7/26/2012 11:59:02 AM No, there has to be signs of impaired thinking or brain death.I would look for the following: 1 voting Democrat 2 liking the Twilight books and movies 3 watching MSNBC 4 carrying a Taurus for self defense 5 listening to Nickleback and enjoying it. 6 Rachel Maddow starts to look hot.
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Solodevice Member Joined: Oct 2008  OH, USA Posts: 2702 Feedback: 100% (4) Link To This Post	Posted: 7/26/2012 12:22:49 PM Originally Posted By JBlitzen: I didn't know you were going in for a sex change... that being said... c'mere cutie
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BisonWorld Member Joined: Mar 2012  IN, USA Posts: 51 Feedback: 100% (4) Link To This Post	Posted: 7/26/2012 1:56:27 PM Well if the op is a zombie for having a dead persons organ in him than I guess I'm an android for having a machine as a replacement for one of mine. Given such logic is ridiculous, I'd conclude the op is indeed not a zombie
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ScrapHeap LunaticScience Team Member Joined: Feb 2009  FL, USA Posts: 2803 Feedback: 100% (19) Link To This Post	Posted: 7/26/2012 3:27:26 PM Some of you people and your "zombie relation" fantasies. Now there's a Terminator in the thread, 2012 is looking like a good year to die.
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Posted: 7/27/2012 9:40:01 AM Originally Posted By ScrapHeap: Some of you people and your "zombie relation" fantasies. Now there's a Terminator in the thread, 2012 is looking like a good year to die. Sigh, only down side to a zombie apocalypse Is that now I'm gunna have to strap solar panels on my back just to keep myself alive (though being covered with solar panels and carrying a loaded ar around will certainly accomplish the terminator look) Relying on battery power to stay alive sucks

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patw Member Joined: Aug 2005  FL, USA Posts: 685 Feedback: 100% (33) Link To This Post	Posted: 7/27/2012 9:50:12 PM At first I was worried about the zombies and now I have to be worried about the terminators too?
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discworld717 Member Team Member Joined: Dec 2006  PA, USA Posts: 2798 Feedback: 100% (10) Link To This Post	Posted: 7/28/2012 1:08:28 AM What did you get?
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ScrapHeap LunaticScience Team Member Joined: Feb 2009  FL, USA Posts: 2806 Feedback: 100% (19) Link To This Post	Posted: 7/29/2012 12:32:24 PM Originally Posted By discworld717: What did you get? Zombie eyeball. Will be getting the other done in another five months.
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BisonWorld Member Joined: Mar 2012  IN, USA Posts: 58 Feedback: 100% (4) Link To This Post	Posted: 7/29/2012 12:47:42 PM Originally Posted By ScrapHeap: Originally Posted By discworld717: What did you get? Zombie eyeball. Will be getting the other done in another five months. Very nice! I just had mine zapped with lazer beams last october. Being able to see in HD again is great
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Posted: 7/29/2012 4:03:00 PM Originally Posted By BisonWorld: Originally Posted By ScrapHeap: Originally Posted By discworld717: What did you get? Zombie eyeball. Will be getting the other done in another five months. Very nice! I just had mine zapped with lazer beams last october. Being able to see in HD again is great Yep, got the front of my eye cut off and replaced. It's interesting to watch since you're awake the whole time they be cutting and suturing.

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Posted: 7/30/2012 6:11:58 PM Originally Posted By ScrapHeap: Originally Posted By BisonWorld: Originally Posted By ScrapHeap: Originally Posted By discworld717: What did you get? Zombie eyeball. Will be getting the other done in another five months. Very nice! I just had mine zapped with lazer beams last october. Being able to see in HD again is great Yep, got the front of my eye cut off and replaced. It's interesting to watch since you're awake the whole time they be cutting and suturing. Request different color eyeballs!

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Posted: 7/30/2012 8:40:13 PM Originally Posted By Sessrumnir: Originally Posted By ScrapHeap: Originally Posted By BisonWorld: Originally Posted By ScrapHeap: Originally Posted By discworld717: What did you get? Zombie eyeball. Will be getting the other done in another five months. Very nice! I just had mine zapped with lazer beams last october. Being able to see in HD again is great Yep, got the front of my eye cut off and replaced. It's interesting to watch since you're awake the whole time they be cutting and suturing. Request different color eyeballs! I have a blue and a brown eye...

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Posted: 7/31/2012 12:03:02 AM [Last Edit: 7/31/2012 12:03:41 AM by d-ride] Originally Posted By Solodevice: Originally Posted By Sessrumnir: Originally Posted By ScrapHeap: Originally Posted By BisonWorld: Originally Posted By ScrapHeap: Originally Posted By discworld717: What did you get? Zombie eyeball. Will be getting the other done in another five months. Very nice! I just had mine zapped with lazer beams last october. Being able to see in HD again is great Yep, got the front of my eye cut off and replaced. It's interesting to watch since you're awake the whole time they be cutting and suturing. Request different color eyeballs! I have a blue and a brown eye... how well can you wink.....

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Posted: 9/1/2012 10:36:30 PM Originally Posted By FZK556: No, there has to be signs of impaired thinking or brain death.I would look for the following: 1 voting Democrat 2 liking the Twilight books and movies 3 watching MSNBC 4 carrying a Taurus for self defense 5 listening to Nickleback and enjoying it. 6 Rachel Maddow starts to look hot. Shit I am guilty of 1 3 5 and 6 I was drunk and watching her and somewhat of 2, I watched them with my exgirl

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