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Posted: 7/11/2012 2:01:43 PM

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So if you ran out of food do you think you could just eat zombies? If you cook them really good do you think it would be safe to eat? Sounds like easy food.
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Posted: 7/11/2012 3:10:24 PM
considering that the virus is in the hosts body NO you will get infected faster than I bite. especially since its a blood borne virus in most told zombie stories
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Posted: 7/11/2012 5:03:20 PM
I don't think I would want rotten meat, especially infected rotten meat.
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Posted: 7/11/2012 5:51:20 PM
Originally Posted By bhouse1545:
considering that the virus is in the hosts body NO you will get infected faster than I bite. especially since its a blood borne virus in most told zombie stories


Yes I know that. But if you cook the shit out of it. It should kill everything. Heat kills everything at some point.
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Posted: 7/11/2012 6:02:16 PM
I'm not taking any chances. Kill them with fire and move along.
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Posted: 7/11/2012 6:04:18 PM
Originally Posted By 1911xdm:
So if you ran out of food do you think you could just eat zombies? If you cook them really good do you think it would be safe to eat? Sounds like easy food.


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Posted: 7/11/2012 6:15:25 PM
I was at one of those zombie bar crawls. I tried real hard to eat a zombie or two, its harder than you think, they slap if you try. I did think to myself "something smells fishy here these girls are dead they should be easy hmmm"
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Posted: 7/11/2012 10:13:01 PM
Originally Posted By jsand6769:
I was at one of those zombie bar crawls. I tried real hard to eat a zombie or two, its harder than you think, they slap if you try. I did think to myself "something smells fishy here these girls are dead they should be easy hmmm"


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Posted: 7/12/2012 8:56:09 AM
Originally Posted By 1911xdm:
Originally Posted By bhouse1545:
considering that the virus is in the hosts body NO you will get infected faster than I bite. especially since its a blood borne virus in most told zombie stories


Yes I know that. But if you cook the shit out of it. It should kill everything. Heat kills everything at some point.


I would never eat a fucking millipede in my life no matter how hungry I was. After reading your idea about eating zombies and some other fellow's idea about capturing a female zombie for relations I am beginning to think that I may be able to eat that fucking millipede after all.
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Posted: 7/12/2012 11:47:06 AM
Ramen is cheap, stock up now.

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Posted: 7/12/2012 5:31:11 PM
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Posted: 7/13/2012 12:45:38 PM
Do you eat diseased rotting steak now?
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Posted: 7/13/2012 3:30:40 PM
Tell you what take a steak, place it on a plate, cover it in plastic wrap, and set it on your counter for a couple of weeks. Let it get good and ripe. Then try cooking and eating it. After you've recovered from food poisoning report back here. That should give you some kind of idea about eating a zombie.

The only explanation I have for you ever even thinking of this is that your mother was a horrible cook...
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Posted: 7/15/2012 2:37:05 PM
Originally Posted By Chacal87:
Tell you what take a steak, place it on a plate, cover it in plastic wrap, and set it on your counter for a couple of weeks. Let it get good and ripe. Then try cooking and eating it. After you've recovered from food poisoning report back here. That should give you some kind of idea about eating a zombie.

The only explanation I have for you ever even thinking of this is that your mother was a horrible cook...



Lol came to post the same thing,well minus the your moms a bad cook thing

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Posted: 7/15/2012 3:06:02 PM
I woudn't eat infected meat.
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Posted: 7/15/2012 5:59:00 PM
ABSOLUTELY!!!! you sure could....but first, can you give me the exact location of your ZPoc base and grid coordinates and instructions for all your caches???





Cmon....really...use your brain! Or just let them eat it!
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Posted: 7/16/2012 3:22:10 PM
Originally Posted By 1911xdm:
Originally Posted By bhouse1545:
considering that the virus is in the hosts body NO you will get infected faster than I bite. especially since its a blood borne virus in most told zombie stories


Yes I know that. But if you cook the shit out of it. It should kill everything. Heat kills everything at some point.


even if you cook the shit out of it, it would one: attract zombies because of smell two: you would get rashes from eating human flesh three: i would puke even looking at it. there are plenty of thing out in the woods you can savage for food ie: berries, mushrooms, fish in the streams, small game, etc....
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Posted: 7/18/2012 10:21:44 AM
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I generally try to avoid cannibalism to begin with, much less in any scenario involving a lethal communicable disease.
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Posted: 7/18/2012 8:14:59 PM
Originally Posted By 1911xdm:
So if you ran out of food do you think you could just eat zombies? If you cook them really good do you think it would be safe to eat? Sounds like easy food.


Darwin at work. Survival is not for the lazy.
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Posted: 7/25/2012 11:04:52 PM
Anyone interested can have my share.
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Posted: 7/26/2012 3:34:21 AM
That basically makes you a zombie, too.
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Posted: 7/29/2012 12:11:11 AM
Uhhhhhh....NO.

I rate it right up there to having sex with one. Get a scratch, sore, or raw spot and you might as well shoot yourself in the head. You're ZED.

Good question for a newb...and NO is the answer. Is there a cooking temperature you are recommending? Me...only completely incinerated will work.
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Posted: 7/29/2012 12:59:10 AM
Canned potted meat on pilot bread sounds like fine dining compared to filet o' zombie. Hell the the FOUR FINGERS OF DEATH is more appealing.