Because they do shit like this!



I was out having a fire last night, when all of a sudden my big goofy boy Domino saunters up, steps into the fire pit, digs a hole, and drops a deuce not 18" from the fire. I thought they were supposed to be instinctively afraid of fire! He's already been hit by a car and survived (duh), he crosses the road now, starts shit with raccoons, and isn't afraid of fire. I bet he's down to maybe 3 or 4 lives left, tops.