Just learned that my bird needs her wings clipped... The hard way.
Tess got spooked and flew off my shoulder, over and around the house, right into the neighbor's tall ass tree.
Climb the tree to old/to fat
Use the ladder and grab her not tall enough
Call to her and get her to come down got the "eat a dick" look
Shake the tree limb she held on tighter and yelled at me
Use ladder and 15' pvc pipe... Got her. Till she flew off my shoulder, around the house again, around the neighbor's house, then landed in the other neighbor's yard, which is generally guarded by four loud, obnoxious ankle biting fuckhead dogs. Luckily the fuckheads werent in the yard and their fence is a four foot chain link.
Turns out the ladder spooked her both times.
Thankfully this isn't a pet memorial thread.
Someone is getting her fucking wings clipped