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Posted: 7/21/2014 12:02:32 AM EDT

So, this has come up before where I have compared the Malinos to the Ferrari and pointed out that most people would be better off with a 'mini-van' breed.

I thought it would be fun to describe different dog breeds with car analogies.

Malinois - Ferrari

Lab or Golden Retriever - mini van

Newfoundlander - full sized van

Rottweiler - SUV

Jack Russel - dirt bike

Yorkie - Vespa

Let's grow the list!

Posted: 7/21/2014 12:09:25 AM EDT

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Mastiff = F350?

Posted: 7/21/2014 12:12:39 AM EDT

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Pug=yugo

Posted: 7/21/2014 1:26:13 AM EDT

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with lift kit

Posted: 7/21/2014 1:51:34 AM EDT

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Dachshund = hummer limo

Posted: 7/21/2014 5:09:49 AM EDT

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Collie = old school Land Rover

Posted: 7/21/2014 5:39:32 AM EDT

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Catahoula = diesel hilux

Posted: 7/21/2014 6:14:55 AM EDT

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Greyhounds= Suburban, because there is no way that they can stand up in the back of a Smart Car

Posted: 7/21/2014 6:20:15 AM EDT

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And it would be necessary lol

Posted: 7/21/2014 6:22:59 AM EDT

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I'm not sure why you think a JRT would be a dirt bike. Maybe a fighter jet or a top fuel dragster.

They are either sitting still or going moch three

Posted: 7/21/2014 6:24:54 AM EDT

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Fuck you....I don't drive a YUGO...

Posted: 7/21/2014 6:44:36 AM EDT

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Fail.

Yorkie and F250

Yorkie just tore his ACL and the truck had a fuel temp sensor fail within 17000 miles.

Posted: 7/21/2014 6:58:28 AM EDT

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Malamute - D9

Posted: 7/21/2014 5:35:54 PM EDT

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Since the Malinois is covered...

Posted: 7/21/2014 5:50:11 PM EDT

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My Brittany's name is Enzo so you figure it out.

Posted: 7/21/2014 5:51:14 PM EDT

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I have two labs. No mini-van. I drive a Silverado.

Posted: 7/21/2014 6:28:48 PM EDT

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Thats what I think of labs. Good ole American pickup truck

Posted: 7/21/2014 8:50:21 PM EDT

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Ditto. My lab rides with me everywhere in the bed of my Silverado

Posted: 7/23/2014 7:37:04 PM EDT

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Shelties=Mustang, a small package that will run circles around you.

Posted: 7/23/2014 10:11:23 PM EDT

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Bull Terriers = clown cars

You may not know exactly what's going on under the hood, but no matter what, they leave you laughing.

Posted: 7/23/2014 10:15:19 PM EDT

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Brittney = Subaru Outback.

Posted: 7/24/2014 5:45:41 AM EDT

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Ehh... i got 3 pit mixes and they love going for rides in my avalanche. To bad the youngest gets car sick if we take the back roads camping and hit to many turns

Posted: 7/24/2014 6:26:23 AM EDT

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All my Goldens rode in lifted ford SUVs with the diesel Excursion being the top choice.

Leave it to ARFCOM to not know Goldens are gun dogs

Posted: 7/25/2014 12:15:24 AM EDT

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Leave it to ARFCOM to not know Goldens are gun dogs

You realize poodles are gun dogs too, originally, right?

You realize that like poodles, the vast majority of goldens for many generations have been bred for and sold not as hunting dogs but as companion dogs, right?

You realize that only a tiny percentage of the goldens in this country are still used to actively hunt, right?

You realize that while there are hunting lines of goldens, the number of serious hunters (i.e. more than just a couple weekends per season) who choose golden over other retrieving breeds is again a very small fraction, right?

You also realize this isn't a 'what does my dog ride in' thread, right? After all, it started out saying the Malinois is the Ferrari of the dog world, and yet few Ferrari owners actually drive around with a Mal in the back.

Posted: 7/25/2014 1:35:30 PM EDT

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All my Goldens rode in lifted ford SUVs with the diesel Excursion being the top choice.

Leave it to ARFCOM to not know Goldens are gun dogs

You realize poodles are gun dogs too, originally, right?

You realize that like poodles, the vast majority of goldens for many generations have been bred for and sold not as hunting dogs but as companion dogs, right?

You realize that only a tiny percentage of the goldens in this country are still used to actively hunt, right?

You realize that while there are hunting lines of goldens, the number of serious hunters (i.e. more than just a couple weekends per season) who choose golden over other retrieving breeds is again a very small fraction, right?

You also realize this isn't a 'what does my dog ride in' thread, right? After all, it started out saying the Malinois is the Ferrari of the dog world, and yet few Ferrari owners actually drive around with a Mal in the back.

having had goldens the last 33 years I know a lot about them and they are the SUV of the dog world