Thanks for the replies so far guys. I was used to dogs, big dogs. They were outside dogs as well, and would eat anything, didn't care, and it never bothered them to change food abruptly, ever. If food did make them smell worse when they took a dump, well, it didn't matter, they were outside. The cat on the other hand......
I need to get him neutered. Hence the Long Haired American Pisser. He only does it if a male cat shows up to look at him through the big glass doors at the patio. So it's not more than once a month that he sprays something to mark his territory. Little sucker pissed on my flip flops last month. I went outside to run of a stray male and stepped through something wet in the tall grass. Sucker had peed there. I left my flip flops out for a while and then brought them in and sat them on an old sales paper. When I wasn't in the room he went over and peed on them. Not happy with that, and he actually looked at me like I should be happy that he reclaimed them for me or something.
Can someone tell me if neutering him will change his personality? I don't want him to change. He's a great cat, and honestly, while I have put up with them for my ex, and for my son, ( this one is his too ), and have never really liked them. This one is different. He has a very loving and gentle character, he is very playful as well. He loves to hold a conversation. He will get right up to you and start meowing, and look you right in the eyes for an answer. So you say something, then he'll meow, or make one of his chirping/cackling noises. This will go on for several minutes. Then he's like, "OK, just wanted to get your opinion. " and goes off into another part of the house to do whatever it is that he does in that part of the house. He also runs up when the phone rings and meows in a way that sounds like he's trying to say hello. It sounds like hello, but instead of the L sound, it's a W, so it's like Hewwo? Hewwo? He does this when the phone rings when I'm not in the room too. He's been in other rooms and when it rings he runs in here to the phone and does it. I was playing piano in the other room when it rang, and he was in here going, "Hewwo? Hewwo?" He will sometimes do that if a female cat comes to the glass door as well. They will sit and cackle and stuff at each other. So I really don't want his personality to change. And, no, I'm not crazy, friends have seen him do the hewwo thing and tripped out over it.
Thanks guys.