I've got an Arfcom GD relationship parody I'm thinking can use a little piano lead in the middle, and maybe some light piano throughout. When It's all done, I might throw it up on GD when the timing is right.

If you don't like NSFW language, this isn't the right song for you :)

Wish I could help.

Thanks.

If I can figure out how to post it, I'll put up a basic idea for you guys to hear anyway.

SoundCloud would probably be the easiest way.

My Balls Hurt

So I was riding around with my wife about a month back, and we were talking about writing, and about how much fun it is. I told her that I'd bet her that I could go home and write a song called my balls hurt.

I cheated a little. I was always a hard rock guitarist, but I wrote the guitar lick 20 or 25 years ago. When someone requested "Play some Country", we'd just jam around the lick.

I put the chorus and two or three verses together that night, and it started morphing into shit that an Arfcom GD relationship thread would probably contain.

Warning, BAD LANGUAGE