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Posted: 12/1/2013 7:50:38 PM EDT
One for me is from "The outlaw Josey Wales "

"Dying ain't much of living boy" (Clint Eastwood)
Link Posted: 12/1/2013 7:56:36 PM EDT
[#1]

Don't call that dog "lifesaver;" call him "shithead."
Link Posted: 12/1/2013 8:06:57 PM EDT
[#2]
We're on a mission from god

Or


Damn! We're in a tight spot
Link Posted: 12/1/2013 8:24:47 PM EDT
[#3]
Christ almighty, it's like I'm sittin' here playin' cards with my brother's kids or somethin' ...yew nervewrackin sunsabitches
Link Posted: 12/1/2013 9:43:51 PM EDT
[#4]
Ever seen a grown man naked?
Link Posted: 12/1/2013 10:39:27 PM EDT
[#5]
"Would you like me to describe it to you or would you like me to get you a box?"
---  Legolas (a tall elf) to Gimli (a short dwarf) who could not see over the top of the parapet.  --


I could go on,... and will.

You can drink your fancy ales,
You can drink them by the flagon,
But the only brew for the brave and true,
Comes from the Green Dragon.
--  Merry & Pippin's song as the danced atop the table  --


Then there is the motivational speech before the greatest cavalry charge in cinematic history:


Arise! Arise! Riders of Théoden!
Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered!
A sword-day! A red day, ere the sun rises!
Ride now . . . Ride now . . . Ride!!!
Ride for ruin . . . and the worlds ending!
Death!
Death!
Death!
--  King Théoden to the Riders of the Rohirrim  --
Link Posted: 12/1/2013 10:45:41 PM EDT
[#6]
"Well here I am." Uttered by Jubel Early as the last words in the Firefly series. As he bounced off his space craft and is floating untethered out into open space. My favorite saying when I find myself in a pickle.
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 1:21:35 AM EDT
[#7]
What would you do with a brain if you had one?

Not quite a one-liner, but...
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 2:12:45 AM EDT
[#8]
Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges.  
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 2:24:45 AM EDT
[#9]
"You're an asshole Roscoe"

From the Gumball Rally 1976
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 2:29:23 AM EDT
[#10]
I didn't know the Wachutu....were biters!
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 3:02:22 AM EDT
[#11]
This ain`t Dodge City, and you ain`t Bill Hickock.

Quigley to the soon-to-be-deceased Marston
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 3:08:35 AM EDT
[#12]
"If I ever gave you any thought I probably wouldn't. "

From Casablanca. Bogart says it to Peter Lorre when Lorre asks him, "You don't like me do you Rick?"

I have used this line with great effect on several ocassions.
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 3:44:59 PM EDT
[#13]
I have it as a Sig line:

He should have killed me.  I would have killed me.
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 3:50:07 PM EDT
[#14]
" If your gonna shoot, shoot. Don't talk !" And " I'll be back ! "
Link Posted: 12/3/2013 10:45:50 AM EDT
[#15]
Childhood's over the moment you know you're gonna die.
Link Posted: 12/3/2013 11:32:10 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
One for me is from "The outlaw Josey Wales "

"Dying ain't much of living boy" (Clint Eastwood)
View Quote


Same movie but I liked, "You gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?"

"Well, we, can't let you do that"

"I know what you're thinkin"{

"With all due respect, you're starting to bore the hell out of me"

"Get off my lawn"

Starting to get a theme going I think
Link Posted: 12/3/2013 11:59:17 AM EDT
[#17]
Link Posted: 12/3/2013 12:03:52 PM EDT
[#18]
"Somebody's gotta go back and get a shit load of dimes"  
Link Posted: 12/3/2013 12:40:25 PM EDT
[#19]
"Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.”
Link Posted: 12/3/2013 12:51:00 PM EDT
[#20]
Gonna do something.......or stand there and bleed?
Link Posted: 12/3/2013 12:54:44 PM EDT
[#21]
"If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you."  

Chuck Norris in "Code of Silence".
Link Posted: 12/4/2013 5:41:05 AM EDT
[#22]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
"Well here I am." Uttered by Jubel Early as the last words in the Firefly series. As he bounced off his space craft and is floating untethered out into open space. My favorite saying when I find myself in a pickle.
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I use that line in the same situations myself.
Link Posted: 12/4/2013 9:49:19 AM EDT
[#23]
Nuke it from orbit....
Link Posted: 12/4/2013 5:58:16 PM EDT
[#24]
**NSFW**
Not sure if it is my favorite, but I do find myself using it quite a bit.

Link Posted: 12/5/2013 3:32:37 AM EDT
[#25]
"English motherf*cker, do you speak it?"

Samuel L. Jackson - Pulp Fiction
Link Posted: 12/7/2013 12:43:43 PM EDT
[#26]

Link Posted: 12/7/2013 3:14:49 PM EDT
[#27]
I don't speak chicken.
Link Posted: 12/8/2013 5:10:35 AM EDT
[#28]
One of my favs is from Blade Trinity.  When Hannibal King calls Danica Talos "You cock juggling thunder c*nt!"  But King had lots of great lines in that movie.
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 4:55:10 PM EDT
[#29]
Go ahead, make my day.
Link Posted: 12/10/2013 5:02:37 PM EDT
[#30]
"Where da white wimmen at?"
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:05:32 AM EDT
[#31]
"Gator needs his gat, you punk ass bitch!!"
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:07:07 AM EDT
[#32]
Who the f#$k is this cherry?     Above the Law
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:00:05 PM EDT
[#33]
No, we now have discrimination down to a science.
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 6:29:58 AM EDT
[#34]
John Wayne in the original True Grit. "Fill your hands you son of a bitch".


Link Posted: 12/14/2013 3:03:11 PM EDT
[#35]
"Touch me again and I'll kill ya."
Last Boy Scout spoken by Bruce Willis.
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 3:08:48 PM EDT
[#36]
Edited: Not GD, Sorry guys.
Link Posted: 12/18/2013 6:03:47 PM EDT
[#37]
A lot of the good ones that come to mind have already been listed,  but here's a few more.

Never tell me the odds

I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum!

I'm your huckleberry

Hey come to think of it Nathan Fillion makes the same quote from Firefly in the game Halo ODST

Son- fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

We've got a full tank, half a pack of cigarettes, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it!

We're gonna need a bigger boat!

It's a trap! (or tarp if you prefer )

Do you like gladiator movies Billy?
Link Posted: 12/18/2013 6:20:41 PM EDT
[#38]
Full Metal Jacket:

"Two Hole Price of One"
Link Posted: 12/20/2013 5:46:13 AM EDT
[#39]
Sit down and shut up you big bald fuck
-Snatch

Don't waste my motherfucking time!
-Heat
Link Posted: 12/20/2013 10:18:35 PM EDT
[#40]
It's "We're on a mission from god" .
Link Posted: 12/21/2013 5:57:28 PM EDT
[#41]
"Game over man, game over!"
Link Posted: 12/22/2013 5:01:28 PM EDT
[#42]
Markharry1

I stand corrected.
Link Posted: 12/22/2013 5:24:53 PM EDT
[#43]
OP's is hard to beat, from Josey Wales.  But here's another great one, from another great American.
"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I expect the same from them."
John Wayne in the Shootist.
Link Posted: 12/24/2013 9:38:20 AM EDT
[#44]
Oh you're such an asset.  Give a man a gun and he's Superman.  Give him two and he's God.
Link Posted: 12/26/2013 9:55:08 AM EDT
[#45]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
"If I gave you any thought at all I probably would. "

From Casablanca. Bogart says it to Peter Lorre when Lorre asks him, "You despise me don't you Rick?"

I have used this line with great effect on several ocassions.
View Quote


One of my favorite quotes too and you got it totally wrong - fixed it for ya.
Link Posted: 12/26/2013 10:23:08 AM EDT
[#46]
"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle."
Link Posted: 12/27/2013 9:17:23 AM EDT
[#47]
“There’s only one God, ma’am, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.”
Link Posted: 12/27/2013 12:30:06 PM EDT
[#48]
Fifth Element...Bruce Willis:

Sailor: "We're sending someone in to negotiate!"

BOOM (headshot)

Willis: "anybody else want to negotiate?"


Or Mila (yum): "MultiPass!"
Link Posted: 12/27/2013 12:36:34 PM EDT
[#49]
Buckaroo Bonzai:

"Hey, hey, hey....no need to be mean.  Just remember.  No matter where you go, there you are."

Or John Lithgo:

"Laugh all you want Monkey Boy!"
Link Posted: 12/27/2013 1:01:41 PM EDT
[#50]
Put... the bunny... back... in the box.
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