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That is cute. And when he blew you off or ignored you then what?
Most people respond well to adult conversations, especially if you lay out your concerns in a civil manner. If he ignored me, then the next step is involving the local sheriff department.
Hope you do not have any annoying habits like barking dogs or other bullshit that would be akin to rocks thrown inside of a glass house.
Nope, no dogs or any other "annoying habits"....plus, having 220+ acres makes for great neighbors...
Well 220 acres would allow the guy to pretty much run anything he wants and not wake your kid.
Reason I mention yappy dogs, because I am only on 1/3 an acre, is due to a bitch neighbor behind me. Dog yaps constantly all day. Meanwhile my 720+ hours of overtime in a year ass has to occassionally get up at 2am to goto work.
You would think the time I went round the neighborhood to check in with neighbors, after seeing a suspicious vehicle with what was possibly a hooker and her john using their culdusac as a stop and blow, would have won me some favors. That was my chance to play nice and the first time I put bitch tits on polite notice to please shut her dog up.
6 months later and it is nice time of year for sleeping with windows open again. Low and behold still nothing done about shit dog. Tried over 2 weeks to knock on door and never got an answer. Finally called the cops, an allied agency that rarely responds to barking dog calls, actually showed up and did something within 15 minutes of my call. Only the rookie cop decided to try to play off the call. First it was telling me he drove by and didnt hear a dog barking. So I had him meet me in my drive way. As the dog is barking he tells me he heard a dog barking but it didnt sound like it was coming from the house in question. As we stand there he tells me the dog that we both clearly hear barking doesnt sound like it is coming from that house. I look at him like he is the retarded lying joke that he is and call his bluff. Asked him to goto the surrounding neighbors that I have talked to, the virtual lynch mob I was about to form, and to talk to all the neighbors to isolate just which damn yard holds the dog that we both hear. That or he could take my 5 years of living at the house as experience enough.
He tries a cop out to put it on animal control which is a "i don't want to handle this call" excuse. By the way, my own department has policy telling me I will handle such calls and not pawn it off on Animal Control.
Finally he agrees to do his job and asks me if I want him to go talk to her. Herp derp, well yeah that was the whole point of the call and asking for contact so I could directly make the request. 10 minutes after he leaves bitch tits takes her yappy POS inside and shuts up. Satisfying in that hey imagine that, it must have been the dog I was talking about after all. Annoying in that I had to argue with some snot nose with barely a year on that should have just been up front with me instead of trying to lie and bullshit his way out of the call for service.
2 weeks later though it is near christmas and I am talking with my nextdoor neighbor I like. Bitch tits drives by and sarcastically yells out the window "merrrrrryyyy christmas neeeeeighbooor". As if a threat or just to be a bitch.
Guess the friendly rookie cop decided to help things along by ratting out the reporting party. It is okay, karma has a way of coming around and I will see him again some day and will likely be able to blue falcon him.
Few more spats back and forth where she deliberately hung around to instigate shit, from a woman who evidently now has something to prove(that she is an indignant bitch), and it is obvious there was nothing good to come from any interaction with her.
What does this all have to do with loud cars and the police?
Well it was going to end with fantasies of petty revenge annoying loud exhausts and waking the neighbor from her sleep some hung over sunday morning. Fantasies that shall never be fulfilled for one simple reason.
Basically for the OP...
Messing with people who may have nothing to lose and everything to gain is not smart. Even just calling the cops so you don't have to deal with their stupid asses may be, in the eyes of the idiots, doing too much.
Meanwhile you have everything to lose. And that is why I edited out my sordid fantasies of Ride of the Valkaries and straight pipe headers aimed at her bedroom window.