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Posted: 3/3/2014 11:33:46 AM EDT
So we recently got the chance to rename the Bradleys in my mechanized unit. A buddy of mine got the award winning rename of the day with "Snatch-Hammer". I want to hear what the best/funniest/cooliest callsigns you guys have ever heard of, or used are.
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One of the mrap crews in my platoon named their truck black dynamite and stencled it to the back doors while we were in iraq
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we had a hummer ambulance we called whiner, sounded like the power steering pump was bad. we ran it like that for years
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When we took over our MRAP's during inbound RIP/TOA, I took one look at the one I was assigned to and said to myself (so I thought), "Damn that's a dirty bitch." My driver overheard me and it was christened Dirty Bitch. Halfway through the tour I switched crews and my second truck was named Dirty Bitch 2.
On the radio and BFT, it was called the much more dull Gun4. |
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Bn sent down for us to comeup with Byry call signs ...
A Btry = Annihilator B Btry = Bushmaster C Btry = Chickenhawk HHB = head hunter Bn didn't like those so they had the chaplain assign names... Apocalypse Barak (AKA The Presidents Btry) Caleb Hellfire Joshua (TF name) |
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Bn sent down for us to comeup with Byry call signs ... A Btry = Annihilator B Btry = Bushmaster C Btry = Chickenhawk HHB = head hunter Bn didn't like those so they had the chaplain assign names... Apocalypse Barak (AKA The Presidents Btry) Caleb Hellfire Joshua (TF name) View Quote Wow. Just....wow. I tasked to do a suicide watch in the barracks once, shitheel had stolen a VCR (yeah, I know, I'm old) from another dude, got caught and was all upset about it. Checked out a radio, asked what I should use for a call sign and was told to just come up with something. Roger that. "Razor One, control, radio check." |
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Quoted: Bn sent down for us to comeup with Byry call signs ... A Btry = Annihilator B Btry = Bushmaster C Btry = Chickenhawk HHB = head hunter Bn didn't like those so they had the chaplain assign names... Apocalypse Barak (AKA The Presidents Btry) Caleb Hellfire Joshua (TF name) View Quote |
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You sure learn odd stuff on arfcom, Commanding officers waste time worrying about call signs for artillery batteries? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Bn sent down for us to comeup with Byry call signs ... A Btry = Annihilator B Btry = Bushmaster C Btry = Chickenhawk HHB = head hunter Bn didn't like those so they had the chaplain assign names... Apocalypse Barak (AKA The Presidents Btry) Caleb Hellfire Joshua (TF name) Yep. |
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I had a Marine O-4 christen me "Shop Vac" because im big and noisy and clean up messes. My partner was "claw hammer" because he was dull and good at smashing stuff. Everything was DIY related. The TOC was the toolbox.the fob was home depot etc etc. CO was buzz saw if Im not mistaken. This was ramadi 2007-ish
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I was in a Platoon with the call sign Sweet and Sour... it was the gayest call sign ever, and doing radio checks, you could hear people laughing their ass off, especially long rifle and bearmat, the two range controls of Camp Pendleton and 29 Palms.
Bn CO was all about our China Marines heritage. |
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I was in a Platoon with the call sign Sweet and Sour... it was the gayest call sign ever, and doing radio checks, you could hear people laughing their ass off, especially long rifle and bearmat, the two range controls of Camp Pendleton and 29 Palms. Bn CO was all about our China Marines heritage. View Quote Lolfags |
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The swedes in balkh province had an armored vehicle named Puma Swede.
Speaking of porn chicks, Any Anbar Marines here remember how all the streets in ramadi were named after porn stars or other famous hot chicks? How many convoy briefs went like so: "ok at this intersection we're going to turn left off of Michigan onto Jenna Haze, then we'll parallel on Eve Lawrence to Teagan and that will put us back on Michigan" |
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Quoted: Quoted: I was in a Platoon with the call sign Sweet and Sour... it was the gayest call sign ever, and doing radio checks, you could hear people laughing their ass off, especially long rifle and bearmat, the two range controls of Camp Pendleton and 29 Palms. Bn CO was all about our China Marines heritage. Lolfags |
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Back in Iraq we had internal callsigns for use around the FOB and junk. Our mechs were Bang Bus and our HE guys were Darkwing. The 1/2 COC was really confused one afternoon when they heard "Bang Bus, Bang Bus, this is Darkwing, over." multiple times. Apparently Darkwing didn't realize he was NOT on internal comms.
Several years later in Afghanistan we were tasked with coming up with our company's callsign for when we forward deployed. Due to our absolute shit workup, command issues, etc. we wanted to pay sarcastic homage to the command. In honor of our CO who had the last name Rowley we came up with "Ruff N' Rowley" and in honor of our 1stSgt, named Sullivan, we chose "Sully's Boys." Needless to say neither one was chosen and we ended up with something dumb like "Destruction." |
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My team was Sundevil because we were all from Arizona.
Other CA teams were Embezzler and Charlie co 422 teams were each named after alcohol. They were Cocktail company. I replaced Jameson. |
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During my time in Mosul in late 2008 we had a tiny PB on an IP training facility. I was running the PB TOC radio watch and heard a call from "Care Bear 6" requesting permission to enter our battle space and stop in to our PB. It was a legit MTT (team) in our AO doing whatever they did with the iP/IA. They came into the PB and the CO C/B6 was a huge black Army CPT; I thought it was a hilarious call sign. He, not so much. I guess they let one of the members name the team...
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Back in my early Army days, I think around 1992-93, we had an old duce and 1/2 that we named FuckHammer. I think it was because of the box of FMs we had in the back....also a couch, TV, generator, and coolers which were often filled with cheap ass beer (think PBR). We were Cav, so maybe that's why.......
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On my first deployment my LAV-LOG somehow got a bunch of white paint splattered on the back hatches, that earned us the name "speckled ass" on the platoon's tac. Also, my current ops chief (a large black man) dubbed himself "Black Storm", and is known by that call sign all the way up to the Company CO.
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Bn sent down for us to comeup with Byry call signs ... A Btry = Annihilator B Btry = Bushmaster C Btry = Chickenhawk HHB = head hunter Bn didn't like those so they had the chaplain assign names... Apocalypse Barak (AKA The Presidents Btry) Caleb Hellfire Joshua (TF name) View Quote Please tell me this is some sort of national guard foolishness. |
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Bn sent down for us to comeup with Byry call signs ... A Btry = Annihilator B Btry = Bushmaster C Btry = Chickenhawk HHB = head hunter Bn didn't like those so they had the chaplain assign names... Apocalypse Barak (AKA The Presidents Btry) Caleb Hellfire Joshua (TF name) Please tell me this is some sort of national guard foolishness. It is |
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Never made it to the military because of health but in Army ROTC on one FTX a couple of the cadets came up with ramrod and the gay blade for radio call signs in our platoon. Our cadre were Vietnam vets and they never would use the call signs when they were talking.
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A SF ODA's callsigns for gun trucks: Bitch Slap Betty (mini gun truck), Gutter Slut (MK47 truck), Smart Ass Motherfucker (50 cal truck) Beef Curtains (50 cal truck)
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Some of my old call signs (Unit prefixes):
Demon (1ID) Animal (2ID) Annihilator (25th ID) Creature (25th ID) Bulldog (101st) Ghost (1ID) Cobra (25th ID) Gator (2ID) Cuervo (2ID) |
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I can't/won't say who these belonged to, but,
Draft Beer Loanshark Gyspy Honey Badger Aggie Nomad Ox Blood |
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Once upon a time, back in '07 or so, there was a mortar platoon from the 82nd who had a sweet callsign. This callsign was so awesome that the officer in charge of a detention facility in Iraq mentioned them in a brigade-wide address about selecting appropriate and professional callsigns, stating that it was both inappropriate and unprofessional to write "Money Shot 6" in the callsign block on the prisoner transfer paperwork. And gleefully the Paratroopers of said motrar platoon with huge grins on their faces continued on in their ways, a new badge of honor on their chests.
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Bn sent down for us to comeup with Byry call signs ... A Btry = Annihilator B Btry = Bushmaster C Btry = Chickenhawk HHB = head hunter Bn didn't like those so they had the chaplain assign names... Apocalypse Barak (AKA The Presidents Btry) Caleb Hellfire Joshua (TF name) View Quote 1/108th FA? |
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Back in Iraq we had internal callsigns for use around the FOB and junk. Our mechs were Bang Bus and our HE guys were Darkwing. The 1/2 COC was really confused one afternoon when they heard "Bang Bus, Bang Bus, this is Darkwing, over." multiple times. Apparently Darkwing didn't realize he was NOT on internal comms. Several years later in Afghanistan we were tasked with coming up with our company's callsign for when we forward deployed. Due to our absolute shit workup, command issues, etc. we wanted to pay sarcastic homage to the command. In honor of our CO who had the last name Rowley we came up with "Ruff N' Rowley" and in honor of our 1stSgt, named Sullivan, we chose "Sully's Boys." Needless to say neither one was chosen and we ended up with something dumb like "Destruction." View Quote My EOD unit used this callsign until a female O-1 had a fit about it. Ma'am, I dont know what you are talking about...our trucks are packed with explosives. |
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I was in a Platoon with the call sign Sweet and Sour... it was the gayest call sign ever, and doing radio checks, you could hear people laughing their ass off, especially long rifle and bearmat, the two range controls of Camp Pendleton and 29 Palms. Bn CO was all about our China Marines heritage. View Quote Lol...that might be the gheyest real call sign I've heard of. Sweet and sour 6 this is sweet and sour 7. I'm ready to fill my belly with your steaming pork, over! |
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We started up a PSD team and we were allowed to come up with our own callsign. We decided on something like "Reaper". When we found out who we were being attached to, we had to change it as someone already had it. The BC came up with "Bucklers" Apparently a "buckler" is a Spartan shield and since we were being attached to the Spartan BDE of 10MTN he thought it was fitting. We thought it was fucking gay and had to explain it to nearly everyone we met.
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there was a female Lt. back at a FOB that had a callsign of dumptruck. Her ass was fucking perfect, but she was so damn dumb that she didn't realize that dumptruck was referring to her ass-et
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