Well we are getting close to that.
I tried to open a business account, but they wanted $25 to open it.
This was after they kept trying to tell me I needed a Sierra Vista Business Licence.
I don't if I don't do business in SV. Then they insisted I need a Whetstone business License. I live there.
Whetstone is a wide spot in the road, they have no government to issue a business license.
Then they tried to say I needed a state business license. I don't, and read the details to them from the Secretary of State website.
Then they fell back on Wells Fargo policy.
I told them I am already jumping through enough tax hoops from the government that I refuse to jump through theirs which were arbitrary and made up.
I tried to leave.
Then I saw the branch manager and asked her. She used to be the small business advocate. She confirmed that everything I said was correct.
Then she walked me over to the first girl and set her straight.
Then they found out I have no money.
FML.