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Posted: 11/28/2011 4:39:09 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/28/2011 4:39:55 PM EST by die-tryin]
KICKING AND SCREAMING.

Yea Mondays.

Shit day at work, Ive lost all hope in humanity and firmly believe its a true dog eat dog world.

I learned how low some people will stoop to get at someone without any regards to their actions.

I witnessed the true shortcomings of our society - lack of integrity and honesty.

If you have small kids, instill this into them daily.

Teach them the meaning of honor and integrity and honesty.

This world is missing these traits. I see it day in and day out.
There is no level playing field in life ~ Para069

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Link Posted: 11/28/2011 4:49:24 PM EST
I like ending that sentence with ".. covered in somebody else's blood." much better.

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Link Posted: 11/28/2011 6:14:36 PM EST
When I need a pick-me-up, I seek out your avatar and laugh at it for a few minutes!

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Link Posted: 11/28/2011 6:58:48 PM EST
I thought it was going to be naked and crying.

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Link Posted: 11/28/2011 8:37:08 PM EST
Originally Posted By lukus:
I thought it was going to be naked and crying.


hehehe, i thought the same thing.

kicking & screaming does sound better though
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Link Posted: 11/28/2011 9:16:23 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/28/2011 9:17:04 PM EST by Sixtigers]
Originally Posted By die-tryin:
KICKING AND SCREAMING.


...Kicking and screaming, and covered in someone else's blood!

ETA: Beat! Dammit!
THe ARFCOM commando regiment is waiting for the word to pop the covers off their P-mags, don their airsoft assault vests, and charge! They'll make it about three feet befor the heart attack kills them, but they'll die screaming MOLON LABAAAAGAHAGAHA!!!
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Link Posted: 11/29/2011 12:07:59 AM EST
What? It's only today that you finally lost faith in humanity? Damn Skippy, you should try working my job, where it is a daily chore to stifle the impulse to instil manners in at least a dozen idiots with the help of a large blunt object!

The only people who say they want to work with people are those that have never done it.

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Link Posted: 11/29/2011 1:35:25 AM EST
Regardless....

Congratulations on your election to congress....
Fill your arms with those you lift up....you'll have no room left to tear others down....
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Link Posted: 11/29/2011 3:27:26 AM EST
Originally Posted By lukus:
I thought it was going to be naked and crying.


More than likely it will be hairless, toothless and wearing a diaper.


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Link Posted: 11/29/2011 3:39:45 AM EST
Now you know why I became a "backwoods Buddhist" cos a little healthy emotional "detachment" relieves stress, helps to cope and is a sort of survival strategy all its own. By the way a backwoods buddhist doesn't go to the temple or read the Dalai Lama books, or any of that stuff. He just puts into practice a little mental discipline, loosely follows the philosophy, along with good manners, respect, and some compassion for others. We also try to sweep our own back porch first, before going after others. This is hard enought to remember and do. You will never rid the world of assholes.

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Link Posted: 11/29/2011 3:53:13 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/29/2011 3:53:33 AM EST by PA22-400]
nm...
Asking for opinions on the internet and then getting upset for getting them is like stirring up a hornets' nest and then getting pissed because you got stung.
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Link Posted: 11/29/2011 4:09:03 PM EST
I want to go out while being in a woman's vagina, if I can. Thats the same way I came in, so it seems fitting...

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Link Posted: 11/29/2011 4:36:12 PM EST
I'm catholic and believe life starts at conception....soooo...
in a screaming orgasm would be nice

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Link Posted: 11/29/2011 5:49:00 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/29/2011 5:50:43 PM EST by EBK]
"I came into this world kicking,screaming and covered in someone elses blood. I have no problems going out the same way"

Its a personal motto of mine

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Link Posted: 11/29/2011 7:08:31 PM EST
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You left out hairless and toothless.



If some catastrophic event happens and most of humanity is wiped from the face of the earth, the only people left to hang out with will be you guys! Oh the horror! -- Boombastic

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Link Posted: 11/29/2011 8:38:54 PM EST
I have Worked Construction(Union) for the past 27 years. The Back Stabbing, Down Right Lying ,ass Kissing just to Keep a Job a little longer,When it will eventually end and you will have to look for another job anyway.
A lot of them never Finished High School, Most have and Nothing more.. Everyone is Smarter than you , can do it better and Quicker.
For Me it may take a tad longer but I never have to go back and Fix something
I have maybe 1 1/2 years of night school 4-5 1/2 if I decide to be a Liar and They can all Kiss my ass

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Link Posted: 11/30/2011 4:50:49 AM EST
I hope to go out peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandpa did.

Not screaming in terror like the rest of the people who were in his car at the time.

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Link Posted: 12/7/2011 8:25:23 AM EST
Originally Posted By lukus:
I thought it was going to be naked and crying.


Naked and in bed with a woman

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Link Posted: 12/7/2011 1:23:12 PM EST
. . . naked and covered in goo.

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Link Posted: 12/7/2011 2:05:57 PM EST
We come into the world naked, screaming and covered in someone elses blood.....and with the right kind of choices that type of thing doesn't have to end there.

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Link Posted: 12/7/2011 2:08:00 PM EST
Originally Posted By lukus:
I thought it was going to be naked and crying.


I thought the same thing.
"One of the ordinary modes, by which tyrants accomplish their purposes without resistance, is, by disarming the people, and making it an offense to keep arms."
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