F&*cwit Roll Call
Sound off in here if your one
Apparently I'm in

I've got a fucked back at the moment, does it count?

I'm
not a fuckwit... Shit, I just don't get it, do I?

Clearly i'm in.....

"You're" not "your".... you fuckwit.
"You're" is a contraction........ "Your" is a possessive adjective.
Thread is off to a good start....
Oh, and in.

Just when you get a good thread started some predantic knob comes along and ruins it

Originally Posted By rbecks:
Just when you get a good thread started some predantic knob comes along and ruins it

Did you do that on purpose?

I'm in, possibly a founding fuckwit...

I dont understand the question, Its a tough one for a Monday.

No none of you are clever enough to be fuckwits, you are all mostly fucktards and regularly take part in UKHTF Clusterfucks.

been called worse , so in
Originally Posted By RN-Submariner:
No none of you are clever enough to be fuckwits, you are all mostly fucktards and regularly take part in UKHTF Clusterfucks.

Originally Posted By rbecks:
Just when you get a good thread started some predantic knob comes along and ruins it

Shouldn't that be pedantic, meaning meticulous?

Guess that's me in then!!
After the day I've had at work I'm in.

Originally Posted By RN-Submariner:
No none of you are clever enough to be fuckwits, you are all mostly fucktards and regularly take part in UKHTF Clusterfucks.

Sounds like you're some sort of expert on Fuckwits - are you a Fuckwit spotter?
Check out my CSR scores - I'm definitely in!
Originally Posted By zaz0903:
After the day I've had at work I'm in.

Oh, you were in before today

Originally Posted By BlackKnight1974:
Sounds like you're some sort of expert on Fuckwits - are you a Fuckwit spotter?
Check out my CSR scores - I'm definitely in!
I've met my fair share of Fuckwits, had the odd one or two work for me and seen a few promoted ahead of me too. Being in the military I've also witnessed several Clusterfucks over the years.
Originally Posted By RN-Submariner:
Originally Posted By BlackKnight1974:
Sounds like you're some sort of expert on Fuckwits - are you a Fuckwit spotter?
Check out my CSR scores - I'm definitely in!
I've met my fair share of Fuckwits, had the odd one or two work for me and seen a few promoted ahead of me too. Being in the military I've also witnessed several Clusterfucks over the years.
Is there such thing as a clusterfuckwit?
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
Is there such thing as a clusterfuckwit?
Oh, there most certainly is
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
Originally Posted By RN-Submariner:
Originally Posted By BlackKnight1974:
Sounds like you're some sort of expert on Fuckwits - are you a Fuckwit spotter?
Check out my CSR scores - I'm definitely in!
I've met my fair share of Fuckwits, had the odd one or two work for me and seen a few promoted ahead of me too. Being in the military I've also witnessed several Clusterfucks over the years.
Is there such thing as a clusterfuckwit?
A cluster of fuckwits could be the collective noun or a terry of fuckwits
Originally Posted By HaggisHunter:
Shouldn't that be pedantic, meaning meticulous?

Guess that's me in then!!
Your right, bloody perdictive laptips
Has anyone seen my car keys ???

Originally Posted By timlad07:
Has anyone seen my car keys ???

Ride a bike you fat cunt
yep, fuckwitt alright
Originally Posted By rbecks:
Originally Posted By timlad07:
Has anyone seen my car keys ???

Ride a bike you fat cunt
my bicycle clips are in the car

Originally Posted By rbecks:
Originally Posted By timlad07:
Has anyone seen my car keys ???

Ride a bike you fat cunt
Can we keep the foul language to a minimum please.
Originally Posted By rbecks:
Originally Posted By timlad07:
Has anyone seen my car keys ???

Ride a bike you fat cunt
Cant see how having sexual intercourse with a women of low moral values would help him find his car keys.
He is not fat he is just under tall for his weight.
Have you no ships to draw to the shore tonight!!
My life is complete page 2 is mine


Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
Originally Posted By rbecks:
Originally Posted By timlad07:
Has anyone seen my car keys ???

Ride a bike you fat cunt
Can we keep the foul language to a minimum please.
Jesus H Christ
No C of C violation there
As grown ups, or adults if you will, can we not use 'adult' language anymore on this forum?
I know it's an open forum, but if people don't like swearing, surely they can fuck right off!
By the way, I'm in!
Originally Posted By rbecks:
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
Originally Posted By rbecks:
Originally Posted By timlad07:
Has anyone seen my car keys ???

Ride a bike you fat cunt
Can we keep the foul language to a minimum please.
Jesus H Christ
No C of C violation there
Irony is lost on you.....clearly

Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
Originally Posted By rbecks:
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
Originally Posted By rbecks:
Originally Posted By timlad07:
Has anyone seen my car keys ???

Ride a bike you fat cunt
Can we keep the foul language to a minimum please.
Jesus H Christ
No C of C violation there
Irony is lost on you.....clearly

It's not irony he's lost you twat, it's his car keys!



....well I dont get it as I am a foreigner...
what ever it is..
I am in

Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
Originally Posted By RN-Submariner:
Originally Posted By BlackKnight1974:
Sounds like you're some sort of expert on Fuckwits - are you a Fuckwit spotter?
Check out my CSR scores - I'm definitely in!
I've met my fair share of Fuckwits, had the odd one or two work for me and seen a few promoted ahead of me too. Being in the military I've also witnessed several Clusterfucks over the years.
Is there such thing as a clusterfuckwit?
Originally Posted By 1Turk:


....well I dont get it as I am a foreigner...
what ever it is..
I am in

A fine example of inclusive equality.

Originally Posted By RN-Submariner:
Originally Posted By BlackKnight1974:
Sounds like you're some sort of expert on Fuckwits - are you a Fuckwit spotter?
Check out my CSR scores - I'm definitely in!
I've met my fair share of Fuckwits, had the odd one or two work for me and seen a few promoted ahead of me too. Being in the military I've also witnessed several Clusterfucks over the years.
Can't say I'd know hot to "share a Fuckwit", but they do say that shit floats to the top.
Fuck it, I suppose that means I'm in..... Or should that be: Fuckwit, I suppose I'm in?
Originally Posted By RN-Submariner:
Originally Posted By BlackKnight1974:
Sounds like you're some sort of expert on Fuckwits - are you a Fuckwit spotter?
Check out my CSR scores - I'm definitely in!
I've met my fair share of Fuckwits, had the odd one or two work for me and seen a few promoted ahead of me too. Being in the military I've also witnessed several Clusterfucks over the years.
That's you out then.............you seem to know what you are talking about!..
I STILL CANT FIND MY FOOKIN CAR KEYS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted By timlad07:
I STILL CANT FIND MY FOOKIN CAR KEYS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
have you looked in the cat
Originally Posted By timlad07:
I STILL CANT FIND MY FOOKIN CAR KEYS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can fax you a spare...
Originally Posted By IcarusY625:
Originally Posted By timlad07:
I STILL CANT FIND MY FOOKIN CAR KEYS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can fax you a spare...
Do you know what, I have just found them in the bottom of my 11 year olds school bag, WTF

I have no answer ??
Originally Posted By timlad07:
Originally Posted By IcarusY625:
Originally Posted By timlad07:
I STILL CANT FIND MY FOOKIN CAR KEYS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can fax you a spare...
Do you know what, I have just found them in the bottom of my 11 year olds school bag, WTF

I have no answer ??
Don't you remember him asking if he could borrow the car?.................I hate it when they do that without asking
Originally Posted By IcarusY625:
Originally Posted By timlad07:
Originally Posted By IcarusY625:
Originally Posted By timlad07:
I STILL CANT FIND MY FOOKIN CAR KEYS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can fax you a spare...
Do you know what, I have just found them in the bottom of my 11 year olds school bag, WTF

I have no answer ??
Don't you remember him asking if he could borrow the car?.................I hate it when they do that without asking
He had better of put fuel in, its going up another 3p

oh, hang on, you have to be 16 to put fuel in

I'm in - with both feet.