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3/1/2012 5:38:16 PM
Baking a cake for my son Matthew who is 8 tomorrow.
Can you guess what flavour it is?
Can you guess what flavour it is?
3/1/2012 5:42:34 PM
Banana....?
3/1/2012 5:54:08 PM
Shit?
3/1/2012 6:19:53 PM
Orange with pistacio?
-S
-S
3/1/2012 6:22:02 PM
Gun Oil?
3/1/2012 6:23:50 PM
The curly toppings aren't equally spaced 
3/1/2012 6:28:44 PM
Originally Posted By Bradders:
The curly toppings aren't equally spaced
The curly toppings aren't equally spaced
If my flavour guess is right, curly topping spacing won't be what his son worries about!
3/1/2012 6:55:43 PM
Originally Posted By FALus:
If my flavour guess is right, curly topping spacing won't be what his son worries about!
Originally Posted By Bradders:
The curly toppings aren't equally spaced
The curly toppings aren't equally spaced
If my flavour guess is right, curly topping spacing won't be what his son worries about!
Well all thoughts of him showing his lad this thread disappeared with your choice of words
3/1/2012 7:15:59 PM
Cake looks good.
Tonight I got covered in jizz twice.
Actually it was foam delivered from a giant penis.
Tonight I got covered in jizz twice.
Actually it was foam delivered from a giant penis.
3/1/2012 7:18:59 PM
WTF 
3/1/2012 7:28:09 PM
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
Cake looks good.
Tonight I got covered in jizz twice.
Actually it was foam delivered from a giant penis.
Cake looks good.
Tonight I got covered in jizz twice.
Actually it was foam delivered from a giant penis.
yeah again, WTF?
3/1/2012 7:29:54 PM
I think Funky is just making sure nobody shows their son this thread!
And Mark didn't like what I posted!
And Mark didn't like what I posted!
3/1/2012 7:46:08 PM
Originally Posted By FALus:
Shit?
Shit?
Nice....
3/1/2012 9:51:56 PM
while it is strange looking. Kudos for the work. I have bought my son a few cakes but never made him one.
3/2/2012 2:07:03 AM
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
Cake looks good.
Tonight I got covered in jizz twice.
Actually it was foam delivered from a giant penis.
Cake looks good.
Tonight I got covered in jizz twice.
Actually it was foam delivered from a giant penis.
What's the matter with you?
3/2/2012 2:35:16 AM
Thanks for all the kind comments, I'm sure my boy will really appreciate them.
To be fair, it's not a great cake but I'm sure he will like it.
To be fair, it's not a great cake but I'm sure he will like it.
3/2/2012 2:37:28 AM
Originally Posted By Renegade_Master:
Thanks for all the kind comments, I'm sure my boy will really appreciate them.
To be fair, it's not a great cake but I'm sure he will like it.
Thanks for all the kind comments, I'm sure my boy will really appreciate them.
To be fair, it's not a great cake but I'm sure he will like it.
He must be a mature lad for his age if you're baking him a coffee flavour cake.
3/2/2012 2:43:05 AM
I was only joking, I'm sure it tastes lovely.
3/2/2012 3:08:49 AM
Originally Posted By Bradders:
What's the matter with you?
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
Cake looks good.
Tonight I got covered in jizz twice.
Actually it was foam delivered from a giant penis.
Cake looks good.
Tonight I got covered in jizz twice.
Actually it was foam delivered from a giant penis.
What's the matter with you?
Went to see Rammstein last night.
Part of the stage show is him riding round on stage with a big foam cannon painted to look like a phallus and spurting white foam.
I was right at the front last night and getting a phone out to take pics was risky....... so here's one someone prepared earlier.
3/2/2012 3:11:51 AM
Originally Posted By Bradders:
Well all thoughts of him showing his lad this thread disappeared with your choice of words
Originally Posted By FALus:
If my flavour guess is right, curly topping spacing won't be what his son worries about!
Originally Posted By Bradders:
The curly toppings aren't equally spaced
The curly toppings aren't equally spaced
If my flavour guess is right, curly topping spacing won't be what his son worries about!
Well all thoughts of him showing his lad this thread disappeared with your choice of words
Given the language and shenanigans that go on here, I'd be disinclined to show my son a thread on here to be honest.
3/2/2012 3:13:09 AM
Originally Posted By FALus:
I was only joking, I'm sure it tastes lovely.
I was only joking, I'm sure it tastes lovely.
No worries, I wouldn't have posted if I wasn't prepared for the abuse.
3/2/2012 3:15:57 AM
Originally Posted By Renegade_Master:
Thanks for all the kind comments, I'm sure my boy will really appreciate them.
To be fair, it's not a great cake but I'm sure he will like it.
Thanks for all the kind comments, I'm sure my boy will really appreciate them.
To be fair, it's not a great cake but I'm sure he will like it.
Looks damned impressive. If my folks made me something like that I'd be chuffed to bits. Unfortunately my mother's attempts came out like large anti-tank mines, bless her.
3/2/2012 3:17:26 AM
It's a bit lopsided, and as Mark kindly pointed out my work with the icing bag wasn't great, but it's got enough chocolate and sugar in it to keep him running round the garden all evening.
3/2/2012 3:26:13 AM
Originally Posted By Renegade_Master:
It's a bit lopsided, and as Mark kindly pointed out my work with the icing bag wasn't great, but it's got enough chocolate and sugar in it to keep him running round the garden all evening.
It's a bit lopsided, and as Mark kindly pointed out my work with the icing bag wasn't great, but it's got enough chocolate and sugar in it to keep him running round the garden all evening.
Sugar does that.
We can usually time the sugar hit to around 10 minutes after consumption with our little one. You can actually see him winding up like an air-raid siren before he goes flippin' mental and runs around for 20 minutes or more.
Children may take over your lives in the nicest possible way. However, us parents control the sugar. He who has sugar is all powerful.
3/2/2012 3:31:06 AM
Originally Posted By Renegade_Master:
No worries, I wouldn't have posted if I wasn't prepared for the abuse.
Originally Posted By FALus:
I was only joking, I'm sure it tastes lovely.
I was only joking, I'm sure it tastes lovely.
No worries, I wouldn't have posted if I wasn't prepared for the abuse.
It's still unnecessary
3/2/2012 3:34:00 AM
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
Sugar does that.
We can usually time the sugar hit to around 10 minutes after consumption with our little one. You can actually see him winding up like an air-raid siren before he goes flippin' mental and runs around for 20 minutes or more.
Children may take over your lives in the nicest possible way. However, us parents control the sugar. He who has sugar is all powerful.
Originally Posted By Renegade_Master:
It's a bit lopsided, and as Mark kindly pointed out my work with the icing bag wasn't great, but it's got enough chocolate and sugar in it to keep him running round the garden all evening.
It's a bit lopsided, and as Mark kindly pointed out my work with the icing bag wasn't great, but it's got enough chocolate and sugar in it to keep him running round the garden all evening.
Sugar does that.
We can usually time the sugar hit to around 10 minutes after consumption with our little one. You can actually see him winding up like an air-raid siren before he goes flippin' mental and runs around for 20 minutes or more.
Children may take over your lives in the nicest possible way. However, us parents control the sugar. He who has sugar is all powerful.
When Matthew was younger we had to ban him from having Smarties, especially the blue ones. Christ knows what's in them, but they sent him looney.
3/2/2012 3:55:30 AM
Originally Posted By Renegade_Master:
When Matthew was younger we had to ban him from having Smarties, especially the blue ones. Christ knows what's in them, but they sent him looney.
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
Sugar does that.
We can usually time the sugar hit to around 10 minutes after consumption with our little one. You can actually see him winding up like an air-raid siren before he goes flippin' mental and runs around for 20 minutes or more.
Children may take over your lives in the nicest possible way. However, us parents control the sugar. He who has sugar is all powerful.
Originally Posted By Renegade_Master:
It's a bit lopsided, and as Mark kindly pointed out my work with the icing bag wasn't great, but it's got enough chocolate and sugar in it to keep him running round the garden all evening.
It's a bit lopsided, and as Mark kindly pointed out my work with the icing bag wasn't great, but it's got enough chocolate and sugar in it to keep him running round the garden all evening.
Sugar does that.
We can usually time the sugar hit to around 10 minutes after consumption with our little one. You can actually see him winding up like an air-raid siren before he goes flippin' mental and runs around for 20 minutes or more.
Children may take over your lives in the nicest possible way. However, us parents control the sugar. He who has sugar is all powerful.
When Matthew was younger we had to ban him from having Smarties, especially the blue ones. Christ knows what's in them, but they sent him looney.
Noted, thanks for the heads up.
James only drinks milk and water so we don't have the Juice rushes some kids have. He refuses to drink juice if it's put in front of him.
Sometimes I think that he has a lower sugar tolerance level because when he does have it he goes nuts........
3/2/2012 12:46:27 PM
Originally Posted By Renegade_Master:
Baking a cake for my son Matthew who is 8 tomorrow.
Can you guess what flavour it is?
http://inlinethumb18.webshots.com/49105/2302402810057383504S600x600Q85.jpg
Baking a cake for my son Matthew who is 8 tomorrow.
Can you guess what flavour it is?
http://inlinethumb18.webshots.com/49105/2302402810057383504S600x600Q85.jpg
that is a big old cake , looks good
3/2/2012 12:50:39 PM
You know what, it was fucking lovely. Tasted better than it looked. 
3/2/2012 1:32:44 PM
Originally Posted By Renegade_Master:
You know what, it was fucking lovely. Tasted better than it looked.
You know what, it was fucking lovely. Tasted better than it looked.
if only you had placed a gun and some other stuff about you could have claimed it as a dinner pic thread
