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1/15/2012 2:17:01 PM
Running concurrently with the other war film thread.
Name your war films that were so shite that you couldn't finish watching them, here's my starter for 10
1/15/2012 2:21:15 PM
The Thin Red Yawn
1/15/2012 2:26:02 PM
Pearl Harbour. Massive pile of shite.
1/15/2012 2:26:28 PM
Behind Enemy Lines II : Axis of Evil
1/15/2012 2:30:26 PM
Hell boats .
Escape to Athena
A couple of BW films set in Korea but can't remember names...
Oh and a couple set during Battle of the Bulge BW...
All truly awful
Escape to Athena
A couple of BW films set in Korea but can't remember names...
Oh and a couple set during Battle of the Bulge BW...
All truly awful
1/15/2012 2:31:06 PM
Seal Team VI
What a load of bollocks!
What a load of bollocks!
1/15/2012 2:31:22 PM
The second guns of navarone film - more turkey than Christmas 
1/15/2012 2:31:29 PM
Originally Posted By DI_Burnside:
Pearl Harbour. Massive pile of shite.
Pearl Harbour. Massive pile of shite.
You mean the love story one
1/15/2012 2:37:13 PM
The Patriot, Mel Gibson. Utter shit, didn't make half way 
1/15/2012 2:38:14 PM
Originally Posted By JABBER-JAW:
You mean the love story one
Originally Posted By DI_Burnside:
Pearl Harbour. Massive pile of shite.
Pearl Harbour. Massive pile of shite.
You mean the love story one
The very same
It probably shouldn't be classified as a war film to be fair....
1/15/2012 2:41:34 PM
Originally Posted By LV426:
The second guns of navarone film - more turkey than Christmas
The second guns of navarone film - more turkey than Christmas
Force 10 from Navarone
1/15/2012 2:42:14 PM
Age of heroes with Sean Bean & Danny dyer , (of all people) :-/
Endured the first 30 mins then had to switch it off :-(
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Endured the first 30 mins then had to switch it off :-(
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1/15/2012 2:46:20 PM
Second Dirty Dozen
Cross of iron 2
Cross of iron 2
1/15/2012 2:47:58 PM
Bought the pacific box set...and didn,t rate it. Not a patch on band of brothers.
1/15/2012 2:48:34 PM
Originally Posted By JABBER-JAW:
Force 10 from Navarone
Originally Posted By LV426:
The second guns of navarone film - more turkey than Christmas
The second guns of navarone film - more turkey than Christmas
Force 10 from Navarone
That's the one. So bad I couldn't even remember it's name.
1/15/2012 2:58:29 PM
If you have Sky and like bad war movies then you really must try movies for men.
You will be absolutely spoilt for choice. Go on, fill your boots.
You will be absolutely spoilt for choice. Go on, fill your boots.
1/15/2012 3:05:29 PM
Not sure what it was called ( Nam movie with a pic of a blackhawk on the cover ) but I sent the DVD to someone on here and it stared making the rounds.
I felt I needed to share my pain
Wonder who was the latest to view it.
I felt I needed to share my pain
Wonder who was the latest to view it.
1/15/2012 3:22:52 PM
U-571, all the inaccuracies, and Jon Bon Jovi can't act, stick to music...
1/15/2012 4:03:54 PM
Originally Posted By B_R:
Not sure what it was called ( Nam movie with a pic of a blackhawk on the cover ) but I sent the DVD to someone on here and it stared making the rounds.
I felt I needed to share my pain
Wonder who was the latest to view it.
Not sure what it was called ( Nam movie with a pic of a blackhawk on the cover ) but I sent the DVD to someone on here and it stared making the rounds.
I felt I needed to share my pain
Wonder who was the latest to view it.
Tunnel Rats.
1/15/2012 4:06:51 PM
Originally Posted By limey1:
Tunnel Rats.
Originally Posted By B_R:
Not sure what it was called ( Nam movie with a pic of a blackhawk on the cover ) but I sent the DVD to someone on here and it stared making the rounds.
I felt I needed to share my pain
Wonder who was the latest to view it.
Not sure what it was called ( Nam movie with a pic of a blackhawk on the cover ) but I sent the DVD to someone on here and it stared making the rounds.
I felt I needed to share my pain
Wonder who was the latest to view it.
Tunnel Rats.
I actually enjoyed that film, it is the only film I have ever seen where every person that appears in it ends up dead, don't know where the film ended up though.
1/15/2012 4:42:07 PM
Originally Posted By timlad07:
I actually enjoyed that film, it is the only film I have ever seen where every person that appears in it ends up dead, don't know where the film ended up though.
I think I gave it to Limey....Originally Posted By limey1:
Tunnel Rats.
Originally Posted By B_R:
Not sure what it was called ( Nam movie with a pic of a blackhawk on the cover ) but I sent the DVD to someone on here and it stared making the rounds.
I felt I needed to share my pain
Wonder who was the latest to view it.
Not sure what it was called ( Nam movie with a pic of a blackhawk on the cover ) but I sent the DVD to someone on here and it stared making the rounds.
I felt I needed to share my pain
Wonder who was the latest to view it.
Tunnel Rats.
I actually enjoyed that film, it is the only film I have ever seen where every person that appears in it ends up dead, don't know where the film ended up though.
1/15/2012 5:01:51 PM
Originally Posted By timlad07:
I actually enjoyed that film, it is the only film I have ever seen where every person that appears in it ends up dead, don't know where the film ended up though.
Originally Posted By limey1:
Tunnel Rats.
Originally Posted By B_R:
Not sure what it was called ( Nam movie with a pic of a blackhawk on the cover ) but I sent the DVD to someone on here and it stared making the rounds.
I felt I needed to share my pain
Wonder who was the latest to view it.
Not sure what it was called ( Nam movie with a pic of a blackhawk on the cover ) but I sent the DVD to someone on here and it stared making the rounds.
I felt I needed to share my pain
Wonder who was the latest to view it.
Tunnel Rats.
I actually enjoyed that film, it is the only film I have ever seen where every person that appears in it ends up dead, don't know where the film ended up though.
Reservoir dogs?
1/15/2012 5:45:05 PM
I've still got it, as well as the other one that was with it - last time I tried there were no takers to have it next though 
1/15/2012 7:12:59 PM
The worst war film ever made is Steel Tempest, the biggest pile of steaming shit ever produced.
It's a badly written, badly acted embarrassment from start to finish. The 'special effects' are laughable, but seeing as the budget looks to have been about £10, I suppose they had an excuse. I was sent a preview tape before it had a cinema release, but after the dreadful reception it received they cancelled the big do up town.
Fuck me it's awful.
It's a badly written, badly acted embarrassment from start to finish. The 'special effects' are laughable, but seeing as the budget looks to have been about £10, I suppose they had an excuse. I was sent a preview tape before it had a cinema release, but after the dreadful reception it received they cancelled the big do up town.
Fuck me it's awful.
1/15/2012 7:23:17 PM
Who Dares Wins (1982) starring Lewis Collins, who said after the film had been made that it was a pile of crap.
Without doubt the worst war/internal security film I have ever seen.
er.......did I mention the trooper on the stairs in the embassy who took out Faisal is an old mucker?
Without doubt the worst war/internal security film I have ever seen.
er.......did I mention the trooper on the stairs in the embassy who took out Faisal is an old mucker?
1/16/2012 3:33:32 AM
Made to cash in on the Iranian Embassy. The film is utter rubbish - would have been a better film if they'd scrapped everything except the shoot out at the end.
1/16/2012 4:01:35 AM
Originally Posted By Strangely_Brown:
er.......did I mention the trooper on the stairs in the embassy who took out Faisal is an old mucker?
er.......did I mention the trooper on the stairs in the embassy who took out Faisal is an old mucker?
The competition is over
1/16/2012 2:06:42 PM
Originally Posted By Strangely_Brown:
Who Dares Wins (1982) starring Lewis Collins, who said after the film had been made that it was a pile of crap.
Without doubt the worst war/internal security film I have ever seen.
er.......did I mention the trooper on the stairs in the embassy who took out Faisal is an old mucker?
Who Dares Wins (1982) starring Lewis Collins, who said after the film had been made that it was a pile of crap.
Without doubt the worst war/internal security film I have ever seen.
er.......did I mention the trooper on the stairs in the embassy who took out Faisal is an old mucker?
Thanks for that link today, he speaketh the troof
1/16/2012 2:12:33 PM
Originally Posted By LV426:
The second guns of navarone film - more turkey than Christmas
The second guns of navarone film - more turkey than Christmas
Did have a boob scene though
