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so i was peeing off the deck in my underpants this morning and...
1/31/2012 8:43:26 AM
i had the urge to vote for al gore. if this is man made global warming we're experiencing, i'll take it.
oh, and not to give this ass hat any real credit, i do the 'underpants early morning pee off the deck routine' every day whether it is 2 degrees or 102 degrees... mom is proud...
oh, and not to give this ass hat any real credit, i do the 'underpants early morning pee off the deck routine' every day whether it is 2 degrees or 102 degrees... mom is proud...
1/31/2012 10:19:43 AM
At least I'm not the only one!
Originally Posted By septic-tank13:
i had the urge to vote for al gore. if this is man made global warming we're experiencing, i'll take it.
oh, and not to give this ass hat any real credit, i do the 'underpants early morning pee off the deck routine' every day whether it is 2 degrees or 102 degrees... mom is proud...
i had the urge to vote for al gore. if this is man made global warming we're experiencing, i'll take it.
oh, and not to give this ass hat any real credit, i do the 'underpants early morning pee off the deck routine' every day whether it is 2 degrees or 102 degrees... mom is proud...
1/31/2012 12:08:11 PM
La Nina
1/31/2012 12:32:51 PM
Something invigorating about peeing outside when you have a perfectly good indoor plumbing system.
1/31/2012 12:55:33 PM
Originally Posted By SamW:
Something invigorating about peeing outside when you have a perfectly good indoor plumbing system.
Something invigorating about peeing outside when you have a perfectly good indoor plumbing system.
agreed.
1/31/2012 12:56:39 PM
I piss off my deck too but there is just too much information in this thread.
I do hope the string of good winter weather holds out. I hat the cold, snow and ice.
I do hope the string of good winter weather holds out. I hat the cold, snow and ice.
1/31/2012 1:42:23 PM
My nephew lives in Aurora Illinois (city right outside of Chicago), he comes back to stay with Grandpa and Grandma a few weeks every year, they live out in the country by La-porte, one of the best things a boy can do out in the country is pee whenever he wants while outside, this was great, until he went home and continued to pee outside, guess the neighborhood association did not think it was cute that an eight year old boy peed outside..... After the complaint, he can only "pee outside" at grandpas house...
1/31/2012 2:49:25 PM
Thats how I potty trained my son.
We do it cause we can
We do it cause we can
1/31/2012 5:08:07 PM
We're men.
The World is our Urinal.
The World is our Urinal.
1/31/2012 6:17:38 PM
Perhaps you could point out the general area of irrigation this Saturday to those without chairs.....
1/31/2012 6:22:39 PM
Originally Posted By 34ID11B:
We're men.
The World is our Urinal.
We're men.
The World is our Urinal.
Some people fail to realize this... If you don't exercise your rights they are likely to be taken away.
God gave you the ability to pee while standing, make him proud and do it whenever, wherever possible (as long as there are no children around, that's inappropriate).
1/31/2012 8:28:58 PM
Originally Posted By wantone:
Perhaps you could point out the general area of irrigation this Saturday to those without chairs.....
Perhaps you could point out the general area of irrigation this Saturday to those without chairs.....
Definitely...
2/1/2012 7:01:41 AM
Wife and I took a trip somewhere...don't remember which trip it was. We stopped at Mcdonalds and when we got out of the truck there was a family just about to get into there car to leave. The small boy, probably 6-8 years old, walked over to the brushes and started peeing right there in the parking lot. The mom FREAKED OUT!! I just looked at the dad and said "must be nice to live in the country." He just gave me one of these 
2/1/2012 9:26:10 AM
Originally Posted By hasbro_fan:
Definitely...
Originally Posted By wantone:
Perhaps you could point out the general area of irrigation this Saturday to those without chairs.....
Perhaps you could point out the general area of irrigation this Saturday to those without chairs.....
Definitely...
you'll know it when you find it...
2/1/2012 10:07:19 AM
When I lived in Minnesota, I used to pee off the deck in my undershorts when it was 30 below. 
And yeah, I would love it if every winter was this nice......
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2/1/2012 4:12:20 PM
Just make sure there is not an electric fence under that deck!
2/1/2012 5:39:58 PM
Originally Posted By Utopia:
Just make sure there is not an electric fence under that deck!
Just make sure there is not an electric fence under that deck!
Mythbuster'd.
Gotta be pretty close to get shocked.
2/1/2012 5:54:15 PM
Originally Posted By Spart:
Mythbuster'd.
Gotta be pretty close to get shocked.
Originally Posted By Utopia:
Just make sure there is not an electric fence under that deck!
Just make sure there is not an electric fence under that deck!
Mythbuster'd.
Gotta be pretty close to get shocked.
Or a really enlarged urethra that allows the pee stream to remain solid.
2/1/2012 6:36:12 PM
Originally Posted By Spart:
Mythbuster'd.
Gotta be pretty close to get shocked.
Originally Posted By Utopia:
Just make sure there is not an electric fence under that deck!
Just make sure there is not an electric fence under that deck!
Mythbuster'd.
Gotta be pretty close to get shocked.
Somebody didnt see the episode of Jackass where Raab peed on a fence
Even if they claim the myth was "Busted" you are better off not finding out for yourself.
2/1/2012 6:51:37 PM
Originally Posted By SamW:
Something invigorating about peeing outside when you have a perfectly good indoor plumbing system.
Something invigorating about peeing outside when you have a perfectly good indoor plumbing system.
Amen Brother!!! I love peeing in the moonlight!
ML
2/1/2012 6:56:37 PM
Originally Posted By JoelAC89:
Somebody didnt see the episode of Jackass where Raab peed on a fence
Even if they claim the myth was "Busted" you are better off not finding out for yourself.
Originally Posted By Spart:
Mythbuster'd.
Gotta be pretty close to get shocked.
Originally Posted By Utopia:
Just make sure there is not an electric fence under that deck!
Just make sure there is not an electric fence under that deck!
Mythbuster'd.
Gotta be pretty close to get shocked.
Somebody didnt see the episode of Jackass where Raab peed on a fence
Even if they claim the myth was "Busted" you are better off not finding out for yourself.
my brother can attest to that
it ain't no myth when you can't walk for 2-3 minutes
2/1/2012 9:18:45 PM
disregard
2/1/2012 10:00:21 PM
so this explains why your deck is rotten in the corner..
2/1/2012 11:01:34 PM
Originally Posted By JoelAC89:
Somebody didnt see the episode of Jackass where Raab peed on a fence
Even if they claim the myth was "Busted" you are better off not finding out for yourself.
Somebody didnt see the episode of Jackass where Raab peed on a fence
Even if they claim the myth was "Busted" you are better off not finding out for yourself.
If you watch the ep, the key to it is how long the stream is.
Longer stream = stream is broken into droplets = air doesn't conduct electricity that well.
So, peeing on an electrified wire about knee-high? That will probably work.
On the ground? Probably not.
Septic peeing on a fence below his deck? Definitely not.
Here's to more education on how much stream distance is safe stream distance.
Oh, and I used to live on a farm. Tried to pee on an electric fence once. They're generally only electrified in small bursts every few seconds. It's harder to get shocked than you think. Grabbing it works just fine though!
2/2/2012 12:43:05 AM
Originally Posted By Spart:
If you watch the ep, the key to it is how long the stream is.
Longer stream = stream is broken into droplets = air doesn't conduct electricity that well.
So, peeing on an electrified wire about knee-high? That will probably work.
On the ground? Probably not.
Septic peeing on a fence below his deck? Definitely not.
Here's to more education on how much stream distance is safe stream distance.
Oh, and I used to live on a farm. Tried to pee on an electric fence once. They're generally only electrified in small bursts every few seconds. It's harder to get shocked than you think. Grabbing it works just fine though!
Originally Posted By JoelAC89:
Somebody didnt see the episode of Jackass where Raab peed on a fence
Even if they claim the myth was "Busted" you are better off not finding out for yourself.
Somebody didnt see the episode of Jackass where Raab peed on a fence
Even if they claim the myth was "Busted" you are better off not finding out for yourself.
If you watch the ep, the key to it is how long the stream is.
Longer stream = stream is broken into droplets = air doesn't conduct electricity that well.
So, peeing on an electrified wire about knee-high? That will probably work.
On the ground? Probably not.
Septic peeing on a fence below his deck? Definitely not.
Here's to more education on how much stream distance is safe stream distance.
Oh, and I used to live on a farm. Tried to pee on an electric fence once. They're generally only electrified in small bursts every few seconds. It's harder to get shocked than you think. Grabbing it works just fine though!
Kick that fence up to 5kv+ and then lets see what kind of arc gap we can get!
2/2/2012 5:56:03 AM
When I was a kid I watched a stray male dog piss on one of our weed chopper fence wires that was low for rootin' pigs. He yipped and howled the whole time he was "stuck" in place. When he finally got free he ran full speed yipping farther than I could see him and hear him. He never came back either. Having felt the bite of the fences we had I really felt sorry for that poor dog.
2/2/2012 12:21:34 PM
Peeing on a electric fence, guilty as charged. 
