Gentlemen......there is a man card that may need to be revoked.....assemble the Manliness Council.

It gives me no pleasure, but it is my duty to report that one of our brothers has broken the sacred trust of manliness.

He has not only willingly participated in a less than manly act, but he openly flaunted his estrogen filled escapade
in a public forum, and by doing so has disgraced his fellow arfcom brethren.

His heinous offense is documented in the thread below:
http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1318332_Any_of_you_or_your_SO_read_50_Shades_of_Grey_.html

Click on the link, and on the 15th post on page 1, crawlin95 admits to reading AND enjoying naughty women's romance novels.

Son......I am disappoint!


Should we revoke his man card? Force him to wear a pink tutu at the next 3 gun match? Make him prove his manliness by drinking a pint of whiskey and then farting to the tune of The National Anthem?

What sayeth the Manliness Council?

I think the question should be, what were YOU doing reading that thread.....?




HKO

I was reading the thread because my wife is reading that smut book and I was trying to determine from the other guys responses
if I should expect a higher than normal output of vaginal hugs as a result of her reading the aforementioned literary work.

How dare you question MY manliness in a thread where I am questioning someone else's manliness!

Rrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhttttttttttttt................!




HKO


(eta.....are you getting a higher output...???)

She just started reading it.

I haven't noticed any increased output yet, but now that you mention it, that damned milkman sure has been
delivering alot more dairy products than usual. We've got 12 gallons of milk in the fridge and we're all lactose intolerant!

My wife read all 3 in record speed.
Output is above average.

Laters.

I'm completely out of my zone here...I don't even have a frame of reference on WTF were dicussing.

I'll lend you the books


And output has been higher for me! , for sure. Don't knock it till you read it. It's a good story line with a pretty good plot. The drama build is great and it's well written. The sexual context of the book is secondary, I just think it's a good read.

And while I don't really like Ellen, I found this the other day. Pretty damn funny if you have even started reading the books.

Ellen references in a Man Card Pull call out thread... interdasting...

I think he's like a Transformer... there's more than meets the eye...

For shame. I guess.

You know I'm just breaking balls bro.

Whatever it takes to keep things fresh and keep the output at a high level.

Just throw in a war novel in your reading list once in awhile and we will let you keep hanging out with us!

Son i am disapoint.

I say the both of you need to wear blouses to the next shoot.

Is he from the Memphis crew?

Yup yup

Yeah, he was beaten in, not sexed in, so I don't see what this is all about.

Or maybe that is the issue.

Yeah, beaten in with some feather dusters and whip cream knuckles you big silly man.

We know how West TN rolls.

Oh, th-top it, you brute!

You'd be amazed at how bad those feather cuts hurt! Like sleeping on a firm pillow, almost unbearable!

I guess it's official now. It's in writing on my windshield when I left work today'

I didnt have time to find a horses head........consider yourself lucky!

too damn funny!!!! man card REVOKED!

Now who the heck did that!

LB

Remind me not to join Crawlin's book of the month club.

One of the surgeons that I work with...caught me reading a book by Nicholas Sparks and has not let me live it down...and that was 3 yrs ago.

Oh, the baby Jesus wept!

All those dirty novels out there & he has to read that claptrap?

Hmmmmm. Sounds like he watches, if not RECORDS Oprah show episodes too.................

He needs to watch FMJ a bunch of times, read all of the WEB Griffin books & change the oil on all of his neighbors vehicles by himself..............

I think we should applaud Crawlin for two reasons...

1. He's from Tennessee and can read.
2. Admitting he read a sissy novel to his peers takes guts.

I vote that we reward him by making him the new mod of the HOTD forum.



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This thread delivers!

You guys are so damned funny.

A good example of "be careful what you post on the internet".

But that is the thing, if HermanSnerds gaydar had not been squealin' like sweet men at a Cher concert, allowing him to find the thread where Crawlin was
commenting with other ARFCOMers that were ALSO reading the book, we here at the TnHTF would have never known. he was sharing in a safe place.
Its not like he would bring it up in the middle of a next 3-gun match...

well, wait. Someone did mention he brought some pink shotgun shells once.



LB

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