Because they make me laugh, how about a bunch of posts with pictures like the one that says, "bail out!" Yep, tomorrow I'm getting married!
May God have mercy on your soul.
or
Congratulations!!!
Tagging thread for 5 year follow up, and tell me which way it went :P
Congrats!
Now for the special last second bail out pic:
Remember...a date is a non recurring expense......a wife is overhead......
Congrats, buddy. I hope you've got a good one like I do. If she puts up with my grumpy ass, she HAS to be a good one.

You know why a bride is smiling as she walks down the aisle, right?
She knows it was the last blowjob she ever had to give.
Goodluck and enjoy.
Originally Posted By ExKalifornian:
You know why a bride is smiling as she walks down the aisle, right?
She knows it was the last blowjob she ever had to give.
Goodluck and enjoy.

I'm all married up and back in the house with my bride!
The day before our wedding:
And the day of:

Originally Posted By ExKalifornian:
You know why a bride is smiling as she walks down the aisle, right?
She knows it was the last blowjob she ever had to give.
Goodluck and enjoy.
hahahahaha thats great
Originally Posted By ExKalifornian:
You know why a bride is smiling as she walks down the aisle, right?
She knows it was the last blowjob she ever had to give.
Goodluck and enjoy.

lol so true for some guys

congrats and well done, she's way hotter than you lol

Originally Posted By shagwag3n:
congrats and well done, she's way hotter than you lol

Oh, I definetly married outside of my league!
You must be playing in the right league because you won the game. Congrats my friend. Good prize.