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What are you going to do with all this lube?! Wrestling match? Biggest adult party ever? If you are looking for a simply jaw-dropping amount of lube, Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant is ready to get the fun started with this 55 gallon drum! With its superb formula you will have a natural feel that keeps you moist longer and also works great with all toy materials. Easily washes away with warm water and mild soap. You may never run out of lube again!
Size: 55 gallons
Note: Includes pump
Ships via freight due to weight limit.
Im in for a few gallons.

I don't want to know how you found this
Put me down for 10 gallons.I gotta have something to do now that football season is over.
I love CTHTF
I just want to climb I to that drum with flippers, snorkel, goggles, and a dildo strapped to my head and a Glock in my banana hammock. Reenact my own birth ON MY FUCKING TERMS!
The trick is getting out. Nobody is going to be Able to give me a hand because they will slip right off.
Originally Posted By DanTSX:
Reenact my own birth ON MY FUCKING TERMS!
Let me get this straight...
You were born wearing flippers, snorkel and goggles with a dildo strapped to your head and a Glock in your underwear?
I am assuming C section or your mom... Well, I will keep that thought to myself.
Originally Posted By racer934:
Originally Posted By DanTSX:
Reenact my own birth ON MY FUCKING TERMS!
Let me get this straight...
You were born wearing flippers, snorkel and goggles with a dildo strapped to your head and a Glock in your underwear?
I am assuming C section or your mom... Well, I will keep that thought to myself.
Seeing that Dan was only 1 crib over from mine in the hospital I can say with certainty that he was NOT wearing flippers or a snorkel. The dildo, on the other hand...
Originally Posted By racer934:
Originally Posted By DanTSX:
Reenact my own birth ON MY FUCKING TERMS!
Let me get this straight...
You were born wearing flippers, snorkel and goggles with a dildo strapped to your head and a Glock in your underwear?
I am assuming C section or your mom... Well, I will keep that thought to myself.
No way man! I was born like anyone else. I want to go back and do it on my own terms. That would include flippers and sidearm
You spend the first 9 months of your life trying to get out
You spend the rest of it, trying to get back in.

Originally Posted By DanTSX:
No way man! I was born like anyone else.
Dan, I have not met you, but my brother has. I trust my brother's judgment and he stated to me that you were hatched, not born in the human sense.
I want to go back and do it on my own terms.
Life is full of opportunities and circumstances where there are no "do overs." Being born, or hatched in your case, is one such circumstance.
That would include flippers and sidearm
Chocolate and Peanut Butter. There aren't many circumstances that cannot be improved with flippers and a sidearm. Childbirth is one rare circumstance that is not improved with the introduction of flippers and a sidearm.
You spend the first 9 months of your life trying to get out
You spend the rest of it, trying to get back in.
That quote has always disturbed me and caused me to look at the one who utters it with a level of disgust.
You spend nine months doing what? Waiting to leave your mother's birth canal.
You spend the rest of your life doing what? Wanting to get back in what?
You see the logical conclusion, I don't need to type it.
Sick fuck.
Originally Posted By racer934:
Originally Posted By DanTSX:
No way man! I was born like anyone else.
Dan, I have not met you, but my brother has. I trust my brother's judgment and he stated to me that you were hatched, not born in the human sense.
I want to go back and do it on my own terms.
Life is full of opportunities and circumstances where there are no "do overs." Being born, or hatched in your case, is one such circumstance.
That would include flippers and sidearm
Chocolate and Peanut Butter. There aren't many circumstances that cannot be improved with flippers and a sidearm. Childbirth is one rare circumstance that is not improved with the introduction of flippers and a sidearm.
You spend the first 9 months of your life trying to get out
You spend the rest of it, trying to get back in.
That quote has always disturbed me and caused me to look at the one who utters it with a level of disgust.
You spend nine months doing what? Waiting to leave your mother's birth canal.
You spend the rest of your life doing what? Wanting to get back in what?
You see the logical conclusion, I don't need to type it.
Sick fuck.
I just want to be re-circumcised

. Just a little off the top this time rebbe!
Looked down at the pics below the ad and seen this

3B Scientific W43014 Testicle Self Exam Form

Now why don't those people from Doomsday preppers have this stockpiled? Or do they

Just read some of the reviews
This review is from: Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon (Health and Beauty)
A little over a decade ago, I bought my 55 gallon drum of lube. I never thought I'd use it all but a few days ago the pump finally ran dry. I've had a lot of good times with it. My wife, too. And not just what you'd think. One day I just hosed down our hardwood-floored hallway so I could use it as a slip-n-slide. You shouldn't think of this as a 'purchase.' It's an 'investment.' An investment sure to pay off in spades
This review is from: Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon (Health and Beauty)
As a Fertility Specialist for Pachyderms, this was exactly what we needed to help rebuild elephant populations all over sub-saharan africa. It's not all just Medications and IVF treatments. Some times you need a loudspeaker, a Barry White CD and a 55 Gallon drum of Lube.
Slide Back Into the Game!, October 12, 2011
By
Jerome Albertson - See all my reviews
This review is from: Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon (Health and Beauty)
I knew getting back in the "dating game" would be a challenge after being out of it for over 5 years. When I was released from Joliet, I had to learn all the new things "the dating crowd" was trying. I knew about scented candles and Luther Vandross CDs, and sure was glad to hear people still use them. But I had no idea that "lube" was so popular with the "romantics" out there. All it took was one stroll through the Walgreens personal hygiene aisle to prove I had to learn a new thing.
"Where to start?", I wondered. I wanted something simple. However, all I saw in the stores were lubricants that were flavored with cinnamon and paprika, or designed to somehow "heat" your private parts. No way, Jose! (I experienced the "heat" thing personally once after an adventurous incident with a toaster. I'll stick with "room temperature" from now on, thank you very much.)
Luckily, I found a plain, old-fashioned lubricant that would not make me smell like a dessert topping. And it came in this HUGE tub! No more awkward late-night Walgreens runs for me, once I could get my hands on this lubricant bin. Now, I admit the price tag was kinda hefty. But after selling the ol' Pontiac Sunfire and borrowing some cash from Aunt Gladys, I was "ready to place my order."
The product only took a week to arrive, and got to my apartment just in time for my first real "date" since the gas station incident. You can bet I was nervous for this one. When I got off the bus to meet Carla in front of the Chili's, I just about had a heart attack! The only thing keeping me calm was knowing that I could not possibly run out of lube that night. I gave Carla a reassuring nod and smile, as if to say "Don't worry, Carla, I have plenty of lubricant for later."
The dinner was great, and after knocking back a couple Mojo Mango Margaritas, we were ready to head back to my apartment. I winked and told Carla, "Let's SLIP on out of here," to see if she understood the lubricant lingo. I think she did. Throughout the bus ride back, I grinned and hummed Luther Vandross tunes to set the mood.
When we got to my place, I already had a candle burning. It was by "Glade", which I think you pronounce like the singer Sade, because it is an exotic candle that smells just like real pine. After we got comfortable, I asked Carla if she could help me with the lube. She looked at me weird, and I couldn't tell if it was because she thought it was "too soon" or because I was pushing a mechanical lift to get the drum barrel out of the storage closet.
So I "took the initiative", as women like men to do, and rolled the barrel out into the living room. "Ready to tap the keg?" I joked, and by "keg" I meant "55-gallon barrel of personal lubricant." She looked at me all shocked, and said "That's it, I'm out of here!" I asked why, since she didn't need to run to Walgreens for more lubricant - there was plenty right here. But she didn't answer, and got up to leave anyway. Then, as Carla was about to pass me and the barrel, she tripped on my dog Poochie and fell right into the lube barrel! The force of the impact downed the barrel and knocked its lid off, sending 55 gallons of water-based lubricant across my faux-hardwood floors.
Carla was completely drenched, and her momentum slid her to the front door - which she somehow managed to pry open with a pair of oven mitts. The last thing I knew, "No-Fun Carla" was screaming profanities and sliding down three flights of steps. I didn't pay much attention because I was too busy trying to salvage the lube. I managed to get about half of it back into the barrel - the other half probably seeped into Mrs. Pulaski's unit below me. I never bothered to ask if she appreciated the free gift of lubricant.
Anyway, despite my "user error", I was quite pleased with the product. These days it's hard to find 55 gallons of scent-free water-based lubricant, and you can find it right here at a discount rate! I had to give it only "4 Stars" because it didn't come with a lifting apparatus. I had to buy my own mechanical lift separately to haul the bin to my future "dates". So if you're ready for fun, "slide" on down to a high quality product at a bargain price!
There are more
Originally Posted By 19Cohiba75:
Just read some of the reviews
This review is from: Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon (Health and Beauty)
A little over a decade ago, I bought my 55 gallon drum of lube. I never thought I'd use it all but a few days ago the pump finally ran dry. I've had a lot of good times with it. My wife, too. And not just what you'd think. One day I just hosed down our hardwood-floored hallway so I could use it as a slip-n-slide. You shouldn't think of this as a 'purchase.' It's an 'investment.' An investment sure to pay off in spades
This review is from: Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon (Health and Beauty)
As a Fertility Specialist for Pachyderms, this was exactly what we needed to help rebuild elephant populations all over sub-saharan africa. It's not all just Medications and IVF treatments. Some times you need a loudspeaker, a Barry White CD and a 55 Gallon drum of Lube.
Slide Back Into the Game!, October 12, 2011
By
Jerome Albertson - See all my reviews
This review is from: Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon (Health and Beauty)
I knew getting back in the "dating game" would be a challenge after being out of it for over 5 years. When I was released from Joliet, I had to learn all the new things "the dating crowd" was trying. I knew about scented candles and Luther Vandross CDs, and sure was glad to hear people still use them. But I had no idea that "lube" was so popular with the "romantics" out there. All it took was one stroll through the Walgreens personal hygiene aisle to prove I had to learn a new thing.
"Where to start?", I wondered. I wanted something simple. However, all I saw in the stores were lubricants that were flavored with cinnamon and paprika, or designed to somehow "heat" your private parts. No way, Jose! (I experienced the "heat" thing personally once after an adventurous incident with a toaster. I'll stick with "room temperature" from now on, thank you very much.)
Luckily, I found a plain, old-fashioned lubricant that would not make me smell like a dessert topping. And it came in this HUGE tub! No more awkward late-night Walgreens runs for me, once I could get my hands on this lubricant bin. Now, I admit the price tag was kinda hefty. But after selling the ol' Pontiac Sunfire and borrowing some cash from Aunt Gladys, I was "ready to place my order."
The product only took a week to arrive, and got to my apartment just in time for my first real "date" since the gas station incident. You can bet I was nervous for this one. When I got off the bus to meet Carla in front of the Chili's, I just about had a heart attack! The only thing keeping me calm was knowing that I could not possibly run out of lube that night. I gave Carla a reassuring nod and smile, as if to say "Don't worry, Carla, I have plenty of lubricant for later."
The dinner was great, and after knocking back a couple Mojo Mango Margaritas, we were ready to head back to my apartment. I winked and told Carla, "Let's SLIP on out of here," to see if she understood the lubricant lingo. I think she did. Throughout the bus ride back, I grinned and hummed Luther Vandross tunes to set the mood.
When we got to my place, I already had a candle burning. It was by "Glade", which I think you pronounce like the singer Sade, because it is an exotic candle that smells just like real pine. After we got comfortable, I asked Carla if she could help me with the lube. She looked at me weird, and I couldn't tell if it was because she thought it was "too soon" or because I was pushing a mechanical lift to get the drum barrel out of the storage closet.
So I "took the initiative", as women like men to do, and rolled the barrel out into the living room. "Ready to tap the keg?" I joked, and by "keg" I meant "55-gallon barrel of personal lubricant." She looked at me all shocked, and said "That's it, I'm out of here!" I asked why, since she didn't need to run to Walgreens for more lubricant - there was plenty right here. But she didn't answer, and got up to leave anyway. Then, as Carla was about to pass me and the barrel, she tripped on my dog Poochie and fell right into the lube barrel! The force of the impact downed the barrel and knocked its lid off, sending 55 gallons of water-based lubricant across my faux-hardwood floors.
Carla was completely drenched, and her momentum slid her to the front door - which she somehow managed to pry open with a pair of oven mitts. The last thing I knew, "No-Fun Carla" was screaming profanities and sliding down three flights of steps. I didn't pay much attention because I was too busy trying to salvage the lube. I managed to get about half of it back into the barrel - the other half probably seeped into Mrs. Pulaski's unit below me. I never bothered to ask if she appreciated the free gift of lubricant.
Anyway, despite my "user error", I was quite pleased with the product. These days it's hard to find 55 gallons of scent-free water-based lubricant, and you can find it right here at a discount rate! I had to give it only "4 Stars" because it didn't come with a lifting apparatus. I had to buy my own mechanical lift separately to haul the bin to my future "dates". So if you're ready for fun, "slide" on down to a high quality product at a bargain price!
There are more
More more, this is the funniest shit I have read all day
Is this lube reusable?

i gota say, i see and hear some fucked up shit in the firehouse. but you guys, you take the cake, hands down. dont get me wrong, im pretty fucked myself
I leave town and look what you idiots get into..a 55 gallon jug of gooo...
Glad to see the deep ghey CTHTF is not a fleeting notion..drive on brothers, drive on.
got to order some lube.
wife bought me a jesse jane fleshlight.
it will be here monday. i'll post pics when i get. i may have to edit out the lips though.
cant wait to fuck it, i must say
Originally Posted By Got_Guns:
got to order some lube.
wife bought me a jesse jane fleshlight.
it will be here monday. i'll post pics when i get. i may have to edit out the lips though.
cant wait to fuck it, i must say
I have it on good authority that they now sell kits so the wimin can make fleshlight molds for their partners. Guaranteed to be there for you multiple times EVERY day of the month. Just sayin...
Originally Posted By Got_Guns:
got to order some lube.
wife bought me a jesse jane fleshlight.
it will be here monday. i'll post pics when i get. i may have to edit out the lips though.
cant wait to fuck it, i must say
That's a good women right there I must say.
Originally Posted By Andrapos:
Originally Posted By Got_Guns:
got to order some lube.
wife bought me a jesse jane fleshlight.
it will be here monday. i'll post pics when i get. i may have to edit out the lips though.
cant wait to fuck it, i must say
I have it on good authority that they now sell kits so the wimin can make fleshlight molds for their partners. Guaranteed to be there for you multiple times EVERY day of the month. Just sayin...
Hmmmm...DO WANT!
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I love the CTHTF

I like that the "Customer's who bought this also bought" section there was this
Here
Already have that
My girl was out at a bar for her birthday 2 weeks ago and a guy was wearing that horse head all night. Apparently he lost a bet.
I knew this would be the correct place to post the lube.
that looks like an average saturday for me

Thanks for the link, The lube and horse mask work great!!

this thread needs music...and I have just the song...
ETA: if only there were a local band that could play this at their next show...
ETA: and I'll add this...
