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hawzwood  [Team Member]
3/16/2012 8:13:05 PM
You're walking down a deserted Wisconsin street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams recall Walker and other obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a Kimber 1911, cal. 45 ACP Glock recently DuraCoated by Flamethrower, new concealed carry permit, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?


THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:










Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! · What is a Kimber 1911, cal. 45 ACP Glock? · I don't like that color, can I have pink? · Does the man look poor or oppressed? · Is he really a terrorist, I mean, person about to engage in a "man-caused disaster"? · Am I guilty of profiling? · Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? · Could we run away? · What does my wife think? · What about the kids? · What about his kids? · Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? · What does the law say about this situation? · Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it? · Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? · Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? · Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? · If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? · Should I call 9-1-1? · Why is this street so deserted? · We need to raise taxes and have a paint & weed day to make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. · I said "weed", I could use some weed. · I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. · Darn, I forgot to sign the recall petition again today. · Is this what democracy looks like? Yes, this is what democracy looks like! · This is all so confusing!!!


Republican's Answer:

BANG!



Average WI HTF Arfcommer's Answer:

BANG! BANG!..... BANG! BANG! BANG!...... BANG! BANG!..... BANG!........
BANG ! BANG!........ BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click...

(Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!

BANG!

Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!' 'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?!'

Son: 'Not fair, can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You are NOT taking that to the Taxidermist but you can take it to the next Roasted Nuts shoot in July so mark your calendar!'

Son: 'Then you better tell Parruthead to get a bigger smoker'

Daughter: 'Mmm... I love smoked terrorist with a side of beans and a cold bottle of Dang! Butterscotch Rootbeer'






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Rob940  [Member]
3/16/2012 9:13:09 PM
wheres the "take the knife away while giving him a hip throw and snapping his arm during an extreme arm bar"?
WI57  [Team Member]
3/16/2012 9:15:36 PM
I thought the WI-HTF forums answer was to offer the terrorist a cup of coffe and ask why he was on the street with a knife at 2am...?


NewGunNut  [Team Member]
3/16/2012 9:21:33 PM
Originally Posted By WI57:
I thought the WI-HTF forums answer was to offer the terrorist a cup of coffe and ask why he was on the street with a knife at 2am...?





hawzwood  [Team Member]
3/16/2012 9:45:12 PM

Originally Posted By WI57:
I thought the WI-HTF forums answer was to offer the terrorist a cup of coffe and ask why he was on the street with a knife at 2am...?





I did put "average" WI-HTF'er for a reason. I'm sure the special ones will be along eventually.


Unique1  [Team Member]
3/16/2012 10:39:10 PM

Originally Posted By WI57:
I thought the WI-HTF forums answer was to offer the terrorist a cup of coffe and ask why he was on the street with a knife at 2am...?



All I could think of the whole time is, is the perp more than 21 feet away when i see him????
MaverickAR6  [Team Member]
3/16/2012 11:10:09 PM
Oh hell. Everyone knows HTF-WI ARFCOM travels in packs. One Glock.... shit, there would of been
a medium-sized army carrying everything from .22L pocket pistols to tank-braked .50 cals. Some would
of even had BOTH. And then there's Machine Gun Henry.

Poor bastard terrorist would of been lucky if there were enough of him found to fill a salt shaker.
Darkhors5  [Member]
3/16/2012 11:49:37 PM
No blading at 45???
hawzwood  [Team Member]
3/17/2012 12:08:01 AM

Originally Posted By Darkhors5:
No blading at 45???

That would be in the GD version.


Darkhors5  [Member]
3/17/2012 1:05:07 AM
LOL
lumberjacker  [Member]
3/17/2012 3:12:00 AM
why wasnt that knife above the window line?
Wishoot1  [Member]
3/17/2012 11:25:14 AM
Well, you wouldn't want to shoot the guy with the Glock because the news media would consider that to be an automatic assault rifle.
rfb45colt  [Team Member]
3/17/2012 12:54:17 PM
Originally Posted By hawzwood:
You're walking down a deserted Wisconsin street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams recall Walker and other obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a Kimber 1911, cal. 45 ACP Glock recently DuraCoated by Flamethrower, new concealed carry permit, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?


THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:










Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! · What is a Kimber 1911, cal. 45 ACP Glock? · I don't like that color, can I have pink? · Does the man look poor or oppressed? · Is he really a terrorist, I mean, person about to engage in a "man-caused disaster"? · Am I guilty of profiling? · Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? · Could we run away? · What does my wife think? · What about the kids? · What about his kids? · Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? · What does the law say about this situation? · Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it? · Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? · Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? · Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? · If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? · Should I call 9-1-1? · Why is this street so deserted? · We need to raise taxes and have a paint & weed day to make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. · I said "weed", I could use some weed. · I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. · Darn, I forgot to sign the recall petition again today. · Is this what democracy looks like? Yes, this is what democracy looks like! · This is all so confusing!!!


Republican's Answer:

BANG!



Average WI HTF Arfcommer's Answer:

BANG! BANG!..... BANG! BANG! BANG!...... BANG! BANG!..... BANG!........
BANG ! BANG!........ BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click...

(Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!

BANG!

Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!' 'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?!'

Son: 'Not fair, can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You are NOT taking that to the Taxidermist but you can take it to the next Roasted Nuts shoot in July so mark your calendar!'

Son: 'Then you better tell Parruthead to get a bigger smoker'

Daughter: 'Mmm... I love smoked terrorist with a side of beans and a cold bottle of Dang! Butterscotch Rootbeer'








I counted 16 BANGS... then 15 more BANGS after reloading.
Glock 19 perhaps? Hmmmm..... I usually carry a G17 mag as my back-up (only cuz the 33s are a bit too long)... so if that were me, there would've been 17 BANGS after the reload.

Parruthead  [Team Member]
3/17/2012 2:27:56 PM
Geez you had to go and count . Couldn't let a good joke stand on it's own merits....
MrNate  [Team Member]
3/17/2012 4:02:10 PM
LOL, the arfcommer response was great.
Flamethrower  [Team Member]
3/17/2012 7:09:45 PM
Originally Posted By rfb45colt:
Originally Posted By hawzwood:
You're walking down a deserted Wisconsin street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams recall Walker and other obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a Kimber 1911, cal. 45 ACP Glock recently DuraCoated by Flamethrower, new concealed carry permit, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?


THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:










Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! · What is a Kimber 1911, cal. 45 ACP Glock? · I don't like that color, can I have pink? · Does the man look poor or oppressed? · Is he really a terrorist, I mean, person about to engage in a "man-caused disaster"? · Am I guilty of profiling? · Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? · Could we run away? · What does my wife think? · What about the kids? · What about his kids? · Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? · What does the law say about this situation? · Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it? · Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? · Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? · Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? · If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? · Should I call 9-1-1? · Why is this street so deserted? · We need to raise taxes and have a paint & weed day to make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. · I said "weed", I could use some weed. · I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. · Darn, I forgot to sign the recall petition again today. · Is this what democracy looks like? Yes, this is what democracy looks like! · This is all so confusing!!!


Republican's Answer:

BANG!



Average WI HTF Arfcommer's Answer:

BANG! BANG!..... BANG! BANG! BANG!...... BANG! BANG!..... BANG!........
BANG ! BANG!........ BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click...

(Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!

BANG!

Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!' 'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?!'

Son: 'Not fair, can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You are NOT taking that to the Taxidermist but you can take it to the next Roasted Nuts shoot in July so mark your calendar!'

Son: 'Then you better tell Parruthead to get a bigger smoker'

Daughter: 'Mmm... I love smoked terrorist with a side of beans and a cold bottle of Dang! Butterscotch Rootbeer'








I counted 16 BANGS... then 15 more BANGS after reloading.
Glock 19 perhaps? Hmmmm..... I usually carry a G17 mag as my back-up (only cuz the 33s are a bit too long)... so if that were me, there would've been 17 BANGS after the reload.



Nah, had to be a Beretta. If it was a Glock it would have been something like BAN BANG BOOM! SHIT!, FUCK! The slide is sticking out of my forehead! My hand! MY hand! stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab............................
hawzwood  [Team Member]
3/17/2012 8:35:53 PM

Originally Posted By Flamethrower:

<SNIP>

Nah, had to be a Beretta. If it was a Glock it would have been something like BAN BANG BOOM! SHIT!, FUCK! The slide is sticking out of my forehead! My hand! MY hand! stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab............................






... it was in fact a Glock 19 (good counting RFB, it was by design)

So much for Flame doing the Glow-In-The-Dark and bedazzling treatment on my G19 now.





ETA –– and by the way, EVERYBODY knows when a Grenadelock goes off, there are no measurable pieces of the slide or forehead left to become embedded in. BOOM!

Dersu  [Member]
3/17/2012 10:26:18 PM
Originally Posted By hawzwood:
Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams recall Walker and other obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you...


Substitute "zombie" for "terrorist".

The term "terrorist" implies that the subject instills terror and may even possess a functioning brian. Not true for recall zombies.
MaverickAR6  [Team Member]
3/17/2012 11:03:36 PM
Originally Posted By Dersu:
Originally Posted By hawzwood:
Suddenly, a Recall Zombie with a clipboard comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams "Recall Walker!", and other obscenities, raises a pen, and charges at you...


Substitute "zombie" for "terrorist".

The term "terrorist" implies that the subject instills terror and may even possess a functioning brain. Not true for recall zombies.


Fixed it!
Hey, you may be on to something. Then, the recall zombie would blade at a 45 past you, and your Glock, to try and get your kids (and dog) to sign the petition, too. Oh, the HORROR! The story ends with you paper cutting the bastard to death with a handy job application.
IEC  [Member]
3/18/2012 1:01:58 AM
Define "huge knife"?

I'm a CCW holder, so I carry a large blade around wherever I go. Easier to conceal than a handgun...
hawzwood  [Team Member]
3/18/2012 1:11:19 AM

Originally Posted By MaverickAR6:
Originally Posted By Dersu:
Originally Posted By hawzwood:
Suddenly, a Recall Zombie with a clipboard comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams "Recall Walker!", and other obscenities, raises a pen, and charges at you...


Substitute "zombie" for "terrorist".

The term "terrorist" implies that the subject instills terror and may even possess a functioning brain. Not true for recall zombies.


Fixed it!
Hey, you may be on to something. Then, the recall zombie would blade at a 45 past you, and your Glock, to try and get your kids (and dog) to sign the petition, too. Oh, the HORROR! The story ends with you paper cutting the bastard to death with a handy job application.

Yeah but only if your kids smoke and wanted some free cigarettes.




Green0  [Member]
3/18/2012 6:12:43 AM
Originally Posted By WI57:
I thought the WI-HTF forums answer was to offer the terrorist a cup of coffe and ask why he was on the street with a knife at 2am...?




No that's the Ar15 general latenight discussion board consensus opinion. Terrorist is really the new new name for "cuddly teddy bear".

Dersu  [Member]
3/18/2012 8:09:03 PM
Originally Posted By MaverickAR6:
Then, the recall zombie would blade at a 45 past you...


...or ride his Segway. You guys remember this toolbox, don't you?:



All hail Segway Boy!
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