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Found my dream home, but wife won't let me buy it.
10/11/2011 4:43:05 PM
She doesn't have the eye for potential that I do. The Water-Mobile Man Bunker! I could do so much with this. Some window treatments, a couple hanging petunia baskets...
10/11/2011 5:08:50 PM
You let other people tell you what to do? No time to discuss this now my wife has chores for me.
10/11/2011 5:24:37 PM
She would never understand how liberating it is to take a dump in a hole in the floor and watch it float away! 
10/11/2011 6:09:07 PM
It's got a front and a back porch.
What the hell is her problem?
10/11/2011 9:31:43 PM
Originally Posted By jcncc:
You let other people tell you what to do? No time to discuss this now my wife has chores for me.
You let other people tell you what to do? No time to discuss this now my wife has chores for me.
10/11/2011 10:34:14 PM
There are a few here that look very similar on Lake Nottely!
10/11/2011 11:03:28 PM
Toss some camo on it and you have one hellofa duck blind.
10/12/2011 5:52:03 AM
Time to let her know, we testosterone carriers run the show.........
HTR.
HTR.
10/12/2011 7:36:54 AM
Needs a couple of 150 horse evinrudes
10/12/2011 8:48:40 AM
Real men don't let their wives tell them what to do.
They have a secret slush fund and lie to their wives a lot.
"It's not mine, a friend loaned it to me"
"Look what I found for $25 at a garage sale/Craigslist/that crackhead from work"
"No, it's not a new one. It's the same old one that I had"
Az
They have a secret slush fund and lie to their wives a lot.
"It's not mine, a friend loaned it to me"
"Look what I found for $25 at a garage sale/Craigslist/that crackhead from work"
"No, it's not a new one. It's the same old one that I had"
Az
10/12/2011 9:07:12 AM
Originally Posted By AzB:
Real men don't let their wives tell them what to do.
They have a secret slush fund and lie to their wives a lot.
"It's not mine, a friend loaned it to me"
"Look what I found for $25 at a garage sale/Craigslist/that crackhead from work"
"No, it's not a new one. It's the same old one that I had"
Real men don't let their wives tell them what to do.
They have a secret slush fund and lie to their wives a lot.
"It's not mine, a friend loaned it to me"
"Look what I found for $25 at a garage sale/Craigslist/that crackhead from work"
"No, it's not a new one. It's the same old one that I had"
I thought that was only for sneaking new guns in the house.
10/12/2011 5:23:36 PM
Originally Posted By AzB:
Real men don't let their wives tell them what to do.
They have a secret slush fund and lie to their wives a lot.
"It's not mine, a friend loaned it to me"
"Look what I found for $25 at a garage sale/Craigslist/that crackhead from work"
"No, it's not a new one. It's the same old one that I had"
Az
Real men don't let their wives tell them what to do.
They have a secret slush fund and lie to their wives a lot.
"It's not mine, a friend loaned it to me"
"Look what I found for $25 at a garage sale/Craigslist/that crackhead from work"
"No, it's not a new one. It's the same old one that I had"
Az
+1
10/12/2011 5:26:21 PM
She hated the basement?
10/12/2011 10:32:47 PM
Originally Posted By Rodent:
She doesn't have the eye for potential that I do. The Water-Mobile Man Bunker! I could do so much with this. Some window treatments, a couple hanging petunia baskets...
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c116/Oblio13/IMG_0094.jpg
She doesn't have the eye for potential that I do. The Water-Mobile Man Bunker! I could do so much with this. Some window treatments, a couple hanging petunia baskets...
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c116/Oblio13/IMG_0094.jpg
buy it anyways
10/12/2011 11:48:05 PM
Originally Posted By Rodent:
She doesn't have the eye for potential that I do. The Water-Mobile Man Bunker! I could do so much with this. Some window treatments, a couple hanging petunia baskets...
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c116/Oblio13/IMG_0094.jpg
She doesn't have the eye for potential that I do. The Water-Mobile Man Bunker! I could do so much with this. Some window treatments, a couple hanging petunia baskets...
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c116/Oblio13/IMG_0094.jpg
Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission
Rule#6: Never apologize. It's a sign of weakness.
PITA45
10/13/2011 6:34:27 AM
Originally Posted By Mike_314:
She hated the basement?
She hated the basement?
Isn't that where her sewing room.is supposed to be?
10/13/2011 1:47:53 PM
MacGyver and Huck Finn approve.
10/13/2011 1:56:28 PM
1. Buy the boat?house?.
2. Start a cult.
3. Call it the Floating Church Of The Prepared Noah
4. Rules:
Booze- you have to bring your own and plenty for the rest of us.
No religious discussions.
No negligent discharges into the engines, fuel, or hulls.
Dogs welcome.
5. Claim as many religious exemptions as you can in order to shield assets of dubious provenance.
6. Profit.
2. Start a cult.
3. Call it the Floating Church Of The Prepared Noah
4. Rules:
Booze- you have to bring your own and plenty for the rest of us.
No religious discussions.
No negligent discharges into the engines, fuel, or hulls.
Dogs welcome.
5. Claim as many religious exemptions as you can in order to shield assets of dubious provenance.
6. Profit.
10/14/2011 5:58:16 PM
You need to reframe it from her point of view. Photoshop it against a Carribean or Hawaii background. Maybe a sunset on the lake, then whisper in her ear, "We could be the one's living in that, enjoying that sunset, sitting on the porch having coffee in the morning, listening to the waves, and the rocking motion is supposed to improve sex...." Womenz dig that bs 
10/14/2011 6:22:39 PM
Shoot, time for a new wife. I think you could even get one with 5 or 6 teeth with that sweet of a git'up.
10/14/2011 6:28:40 PM
Only needs a firepit on the porch.
... and some sort of turret...so it officially becomes a "fort".
... and some sort of turret...so it officially becomes a "fort".
10/14/2011 6:42:25 PM
Originally Posted By Cheesebeast:
1. Buy the boat?house?.
4. Rules:
No negligent discharges into the engines, fuel, or hulls.
1. Buy the boat?house?.
4. Rules:
No negligent discharges into the engines, fuel, or hulls.
Spoil-sport !!!...How else are they going to practice on how to prepare for taking on water?...
10/14/2011 9:04:23 PM
10/17/2011 9:41:40 AM
It needs a third pontoon.
10/17/2011 10:12:21 AM
Originally Posted By twistedcomrade:
It needs a third pontoon.
It needs a third pontoon.
Nonsense, I'm not a chubby-chaser.
10/18/2011 11:12:39 PM
Mount a Seawhiz on the roof. I was considering a converted 50' barge years ago as a residence, it was pretty damn sweet. The dock fees turned me off though.
10/24/2011 10:15:35 PM
Originally Posted By Cheesebeast:
1. Buy the boat?house?.
2. Start a cult.
3. Call it the Floating Church Of The Prepared Noah
4. Rules:
Booze- you have to bring your own and plenty for the rest of us.
No religious discussions.
No negligent discharges into the engines, fuel, or hulls.
Dogs welcome.
5. Claim as many religious exemptions as you can in order to shield assets of dubious provenance.
6. Profit Prophet.
1. Buy the boat?house?.
2. Start a cult.
3. Call it the Floating Church Of The Prepared Noah
4. Rules:
Booze- you have to bring your own and plenty for the rest of us.
No religious discussions.
No negligent discharges into the engines, fuel, or hulls.
Dogs welcome.
5. Claim as many religious exemptions as you can in order to shield assets of dubious provenance.
6. Profit Prophet.
Fixed that for you.
