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 My favorite COPS episodes.....
chapperjoe  [Team Member]
6/29/2006 9:51:48 PM
are when in the middle of something routine, they get alerted by a passerby to a nearby serious crime in progress, the cops show up and the look on the perps face when this cop comes with gun drawn and who knows how mnay camera and sound men behind him.. hilarious.
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SevenMMmag  [Member]
6/30/2006 1:00:13 AM
two cops responded to a domestic dispute in an townhouse complex. When they got in, the entire kitchen was covered with flour, food products, cooking utensils, everything. Same goes for the man and woman. The conversation went something like this:

Cop: WHAT IN THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?!
Man: we had a food fight
tvc184  [Member]
6/30/2006 2:26:40 AM
I loved the one (I think Fort Worth PD) where the cop saw a house on fire. He broke out several small windows (French windows?) to try to get into a house to rescue a woman or to get her to come out. She finally came to the door and he yelled for her to get out because her house was on fire... except he had the wrong house. It got even better when he tried to explain it to his supervisor on why he kept breaking out windows that were about 6 inches square.
Luckystiff  [Member]
6/30/2006 3:16:21 AM
How about the one where the Copper gets his unit stuck on the train tracks chasing a motorcycle. Two different trains come at him from different directs and he about shits himself. His Sgt. shows up and tries to be all stone cold but when the Captan calls he can't keep a strait face.

Best line in the hole thing, "Sometimes you got to take your medicine." Poor guy knew he was screwed.
scooter12589  [Member]
6/30/2006 3:18:14 AM
Man I love the train one.
SmilingBandit  [Team Member]
6/30/2006 12:58:58 PM

Originally Posted By Luckystiff:
How about the one where the Copper gets his unit stuck on the train tracks chasing a motorcycle. Two different trains come at him from different directs and he about shits himself. His Sgt. shows up and tries to be all stone cold but when the Captan calls he can't keep a strait face.

Best line in the hole thing, "Sometimes you got to take your medicine." Poor guy knew he was screwed.



You knew that one was going to be good when he started by talking about his sammich.
colin8651  [Member]
6/30/2006 1:01:27 PM
"Why my rights being reading?"
Vector_Joe  [Team Member]
6/30/2006 3:32:59 PM

Originally Posted By Luckystiff:
How about the one where the Copper gets his unit stuck on the train tracks chasing a motorcycle. Two different trains come at him from different directs and he about shits himself. His Sgt. shows up and tries to be all stone cold but when the Captan calls he can't keep a strait face.

Best line in the hole thing, "Sometimes you got to take your medicine." Poor guy knew he was screwed.



+1
Malpaso  [Member]
6/30/2006 4:28:31 PM
This one was in Boston, quite a few years ago. Girl calls 911 when she gets a message on her answering machine from her girlfriend telling her to call back asap, IT'S AN EMERGENCY. Girl tells the cop her girlfriend was going out on a blind date. Somehow, they actually find the couple, and pull the car over. After all is said and done, the fucking emergency was that the girl was out of hair gel (told you it was years ago, Boston girls had big hair back then).
Dilbert_556  [Team Member]
6/30/2006 4:41:23 PM
My favorite was the naked black guy in the barber shop. The cops were wrestling with him and there was nothing to hold onto.
jp_72  [Member]
6/30/2006 4:53:53 PM

Originally Posted By Dilbert_556:
My favorite was the naked black guy in the barber shop. The cops were wrestling with him and there was nothing to hold onto.



There WAS something to hold on to, but I'm sure neither one was about to grasp it. As I recall the man had been injured, was bleeding and was as greasy as a Vaseline covered pig at the family picnic on the 4th of July!
darealickt  [Member]
6/30/2006 5:12:38 PM
Dirt biker runs from the PD, over rural area and train tracks. Copper gets stuck on the tracks just as a frieght train is coming through. The sound of panic in the cop's voice is classic as he realizes how much trouble he is going to be in.
Chickenspigscows  [Member]
6/30/2006 5:25:44 PM
Low speed scooter chase was the best one.
SmilingBandit  [Team Member]
6/30/2006 6:15:52 PM

Originally Posted By colin8651:
"Why my rights being reading?"



"Reason?"


"Reason?"
OLY-M4gery  [Team Member]
6/30/2006 6:32:08 PM
The one where the cops find drugs in a guys pants and he immediately says "those aren't my pants".............................

The one where the guy blows by the 2 cop cars at about 80/35, gets stopped, gets his hand on the hood of the cop car, and tells the cops he ain't going to move no matter what....................

He's about 6' 8" 325......................... The cops is much smaller. Then a third cop shows up with a Taser.........................

Drunk, no DL, etc.
Tanam  [Member]
6/30/2006 7:08:22 PM

Originally Posted By colin8651:
"Why my rights being reading?"



AssaultRifler  [Team Member]
6/30/2006 8:26:24 PM
Any episode where someone mouths off at the cop and then gets tazed
bigern  [Member]
6/30/2006 11:06:23 PM

Originally Posted By Dilbert_556:
My favorite was the naked black guy in the barber shop. The cops were wrestling with him and there was nothing to hold onto.



And at the end, one Baltimore Officer tells another, "your gun's over there." Yikes!
bigern  [Member]
6/30/2006 11:09:05 PM

Originally Posted By OLY-M4gery:
The one where the cops find drugs in a guys pants and he immediately says "those aren't my pants"..........



That officer was a Training Officer in my Academy. His reponse to the turd's statement was, what's that in you pants, A burrito?" Wrong thing to say on TV to a Mexican. But funny as hell.

colin8651  [Member]
7/7/2006 1:06:18 PM
That is a good old one.

The new ones are better because the Cops have Tazers. Tazers really changed the dynamic of the show, it added really comedy act to the show with more suspense ("Is he going to taze him").

I am sitting on my couch yelling at the screen "Come on, use the dam tazer that bastard is being a real jerk."

Another one I really got a kick out of was the officer responded to a drunk idiot at a bar. When the officer is talking to the low life the officer makes him a deal, he says if you get in the cab and go home I will let you go.

A block away the officer sees the guy run out of the cap and the officer gets in his car and speeds over to the runner. Gets out of his car, starts walking quickly while pulling out his OC and without breaking stride and without a word hits the guy in the face with the spray from about 10 feet and calmly slaps the cuffs on him. The spray was more of a justifiable punishment than required for the take down he just had to do it to the guy because he was so stupid.

The part that I find funny is that the officer really looked tactical with that spray, almost like he goes to the shooting range with his OC once a week.

For the record I was cheering for the officer.

LONG LIVE THE ONE LEGGED OFFICER THAT CAUGHT THE RUNNING CRACK HEAD.



s10ryan  [Member]
7/7/2006 1:21:39 PM
COPS is the greatest show ever!!!!
i watch it every time i know its on TV
i remember the one about the foodfight and the train track
good old fasioned police work!
--bullseye--  [Member]
7/7/2006 1:34:05 PM

Originally Posted By Luckystiff:
How about the one where the Copper gets his unit stuck on the train tracks chasing a motorcycle. Two different trains come at him from different directs and he about shits himself. His Sgt. shows up and tries to be all stone cold but when the Captan calls he can't keep a strait face.

Best line in the hole thing, "Sometimes you got to take your medicine." Poor guy knew he was screwed.


Best COPS ever! The part where he starts walking down the tracks, waving his arms, and tries to whistle is hilarious!

The one with the enormous guy in New Orleans bar that got pepper sprayed, and then ran to the bathroom and splashed water in his face while about 15 cops surrounded him, and then he rushes out with a yell into the group of them.. He was spouting some crap about ju-jitsu moves or something, too. That was pretty funny!
Vector_Joe  [Team Member]
7/7/2006 1:50:36 PM

Originally Posted By colin8651:


The new ones are better because the Cops have Tazers. Tazers really changed the dynamic of the show, it added really comedy act to the show with more suspense ("Is he going to taze him").

I am sitting on my couch yelling at the screen "Come on, use the dam tazer that bastard is being a real jerk."


LOL






LONG LIVE THE ONE LEGGED OFFICER THAT CAUGHT THE RUNNING CRACK HEAD.





That one was awesome.
Docsprague  [Member]
7/8/2006 3:44:14 PM

Originally Posted By --bullseye--:

Originally Posted By Luckystiff:
How about the one where the Copper gets his unit stuck on the train tracks chasing a motorcycle. Two different trains come at him from different directs and he about shits himself. His Sgt. shows up and tries to be all stone cold but when the Captan calls he can't keep a strait face.

Best line in the hole thing, "Sometimes you got to take your medicine." Poor guy knew he was screwed.


Best COPS ever! The part where he starts walking down the tracks, waving his arms, and tries to whistle is hilarious!


At that point it would not have done much good if the train would have been on that track.
21BoomCBTENGR  [Member]
7/8/2006 10:26:42 PM
I like the one where the skinhead with swastikas on his jacket gets caught shoplifting a 40oz and he gets brought outside where a VERY large unhappy black officer got to "pat him down"
CTKurt  [Member]
7/10/2006 11:43:19 AM

Originally Posted By Vector_Joe:

Originally Posted By colin8651:


The new ones are better because the Cops have Tazers. Tazers really changed the dynamic of the show, it added really comedy act to the show with more suspense ("Is he going to taze him").

I am sitting on my couch yelling at the screen "Come on, use the dam tazer that bastard is being a real jerk."


LOL






LONG LIVE THE ONE LEGGED OFFICER THAT CAUGHT THE RUNNING CRACK HEAD.





That one was awesome.

When the crack head asked him mwhy he was breathing soo hard he actually sounded concerned. "Cuz I'm outta shape thats why"
What a cool dude. He ran pretty good for one leg.
smurfsgonewild  [Member]
7/10/2006 10:51:09 PM

Originally Posted By tvc184:
I loved the one (I think Fort Worth PD) where the cop saw a house on fire. He broke out several small windows (French windows?) to try to get into a house to rescue a woman or to get her to come out. She finally came to the door and he yelled for her to get out because her house was on fire... except he had the wrong house. It got even better when he tried to explain it to his supervisor on why he kept breaking out windows that were about 6 inches square.


Haha. I saw that episode the other day. Gotta love it.
In one of the Mardi Gras episodes there was a guy from my school arrested. Didn't know him but my speech teacher was telling us about it. Missed a test because he was in jail haha. I think he was the one peeing on the police horse trailer..not a bright fella.
jgeiken  [Team Member]
7/12/2006 3:38:04 PM
What about the one where the blonde white trash lady was trying to talk (in cuffs) but her false teeth kept falling out. Craziest woman I've ever seen.
spinaBifida  [Team Member]
7/13/2006 1:20:13 AM

Originally Posted By 21BoomCBTENGR:
I like the one where the skinhead with swastikas on his jacket gets caught shoplifting a 40oz and he gets brought outside where a VERY large unhappy black officer got to "pat him down"


I think I remember that one. Nazi boy, when he saw the camera, did the usual Nazi salute, said something about Jews, and then he saw the black cop. The cop told him something along the lines of, "say blacks. blacks are always next." Nazi boy replied, "I've got no problem with blacks. Blacks are fine." or something to tht effect. I just thought that was amusing. The coward couldn't say what he really believed when it came right down to it.
21BoomCBTENGR  [Member]
7/13/2006 1:42:33 AM
yeah! thats it!
PaDanby  [Team Member]
7/13/2006 1:59:32 AM
Favorite is the one where Ma Danby's cousin is playing a supporting roll. Korean tries the "I don't speak English." routine. Wife's cousin speaks pretty good Korean but looks Mexican.

The next is the one where they are going through the multi-story abandoned mortuary. The Sgt (?) has been there before, but there are supposed to be squatters in there. Instruments still on some of the tables etc. Sgt is trying to be calm, but you can tell he's getting edgier and edgier expecting to find somebody. I was waiting for one of the patrolman to "Boo" at him, probably would have pooped himself while shooting the guy though.
charliedontsurf  [Member]
7/13/2006 2:11:55 AM
How about the one w/the old drunk immigrant couple.The husband doesn't speak any English and the wife isn't from the same country as her spouse & she barely speaks English. To make matters worse, they're both obviously shitfaced, and the old lady had her dentures knocked out of her mouth by grandpa,so it's even harder to understand what the Hell is going on...Well,come to find out,when the dentures went flying they flew out the second story window.....The cops didn't really know how to respond to the whole matter w/o cracking up........
criley  [Team Member]
7/13/2006 2:16:34 AM
Just finished watching the X-Files "COPS" episode.

Pretty good.
AJE  [Team Member]
7/13/2006 5:09:10 AM
I liked TROOPS

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