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For my lady friends on ARFCOM: Quote of the day
4/14/2011 5:12:12 PM
This may have already been quoted here:
'Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'
'Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'
4/14/2011 6:02:39 PM
Love it 
4/14/2011 6:04:26 PM
4/14/2011 6:27:03 PM
I have an online lady friend in FLA (whom I've never met in person) who sends me stuff like this. I share it because (a) it is funny, and (b) I fear the estrogen.
4/15/2011 6:35:24 PM
Originally Posted By FrankSymptoms:
I have an online lady friend in FLA (whom I've never met in person) who sends me stuff like this. I share it because (a) it is funny, and (b) I fear the estrogen.
I have an online lady friend in FLA (whom I've never met in person) who sends me stuff like this. I share it because (a) it is funny, and (b) I fear the estrogen.
She seems very wise, and so are you, estrogen is a very dangerous thing.
4/16/2011 8:26:12 AM
Awesome. 
4/16/2011 9:51:10 AM
I came across these two earlier on an aquaintance's facebook page:
"Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to but if you push the wrong button you'll be disconnected."
"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."
"Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to but if you push the wrong button you'll be disconnected."
"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."
4/22/2011 6:13:38 AM
If a man speaks in the woods, and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?
4/22/2011 6:06:19 PM
Awesome
Agree
Agree
