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hammerkill  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 11:25:39 AM
I was riding my bicycle when i felt something on my arm. Somebody got me! There was a string of cars passed by but I had no idea which one and i could'nt have caught them anyway.
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ecgRN  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 11:43:20 AM
I'd throw the credit card machine at them...


BBossman  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 11:46:18 AM
As a former LEO, happened quite often once you got somebody in cuffs. Never "roughed em up", but they did tend to trip over shit and fall down.
SirHacksalot  [Member]
6/22/2009 11:47:55 AM
Originally Posted By hammerkill:
I was riding my bicycle when i felt something on my arm. Somebody got me! There was a string of cars passed by but I had no idea which one and i could'nt have caught them anyway.


Wait...they accidentally spit on you, or did it on purpose?

If it was an accident...get over it. If it was on purpose, they need their 2 front teeth knocked out.

Hax



einnor1040  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 11:48:58 AM
Yep.

He has a bridge where his front teeth were
MountainMan  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 11:49:50 AM
On the school bus in high school. I still see him every once in a while , and he still has the scar.
ARsonist  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 11:55:30 AM
Not that I know of but someone did drop a lit smoke bomb in the bed of my truck in heavy traffic on 85 North last year.
hammerkill  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 12:09:26 PM
Originally Posted By SirHacksalot:
Originally Posted By hammerkill:
I was riding my bicycle when i felt something on my arm. Somebody got me! There was a string of cars passed by but I had no idea which one and i could'nt have caught them anyway.


Wait...they accidentally spit on you, or did it on purpose?

If it was an accident...get over it. If it was on purpose, they need their 2 front teeth knocked out.

Hax







They did it on purpose.

Fat_McNasty  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 12:10:38 PM
You mean that I didnt pay for right?

Nope no one has ever spit on me..
TheCamaroKid  [Member]
6/22/2009 12:11:43 PM
In grade 8 some kid(he was always a prick) turned around and openly spit on me, so i stood up and punched him in the mouth in the middle of class, never got in any trouble. told him he'd get the same thing if it ever happened again.
eracer  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 12:12:22 PM
Some "friends of friends" came over to the house and proceeded to make asses of themselves. I ushered them out the door and the chick spit on me as I was closing the door.

I let it go, since her two boyfriends were pretty big, and I didn't feel like shooting anyone over a little saliva.

She's a loser - that's all I need to know.
TrojanMan  [Member]
6/22/2009 12:14:21 PM
Originally Posted By MountainMan:
On the school bus in high school. I still see him every once in a while , and he still has the scar.


Something about school busses, I guess.

Guy was "gleeking" on me and I had asked him repeatedly to knock it off. He called me on it and gleeked again. I mustered all the snot I could and hocked a huge loogie *thup!* directly into his left eye. We're talking yellow and green dripping gooey madness.

We didn't have to fight and he was always nice to me after that.
doggscube  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 12:15:26 PM
The best revenge is filing charges. In OH that's a felony.
bobbitybobbity  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 12:16:29 PM
One of the absolutely sure ways to convince me to kill you is to spit.
mmajunkie  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 12:19:23 PM
About 4 years ago I had words with a guy who outweighed me by about 100lbs. It was all words and chest thumping on both our parts until he spit in my face, it was on.

I battered him pretty good on our feet, but he got me to the ground and gave me the lumps back.
SGB  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 12:21:00 PM
Did you ever have someone spit on you?


Yes, then they went to Jail.
RedOx1  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 12:21:28 PM
On the bus back from a football game. The guy behind me was doin that thing where you spit from under your tongue. I wasnt sure what it was at first but he got some on my cousin skip sitting next to me. He looks at me and says "what was that". We were lookin at each other when the kid leaned forward and did it again. Both of us jump over the seat and started pounding him. It was dark so we couldnt really see. Just a flurry of punches and a lot of swearing by the three of us and the poor kid who was asleep in the seat with that guy. The spitter looked all kinds of fucked up monday at school.
DLaw  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 12:22:17 PM
Yes
CouncilOfDave  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 12:22:21 PM
Originally Posted By MountainMan:
On the school bus in high school. I still see him every once in a while , and he still has the scar.


This is almost exactly what I was going to say.
LANCEMAN  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 12:22:22 PM
Had an exgf spit in my face one time, which really wasn't a big deal because it's not like her saliva hadn't been all over me before anyway. I guess the action is supposed be demeaning or degrading. I didn't care. I guess when she didn't get any reaction out of me with that she decided it would be a good idea to sucker punch me in the mouth a little bit later and bust my lip (hint: if you laugh after someone does that, it really pisses them off even more) She got nuts when she drank alcohol, was great fun most of the time, kindergarten teacher lol. Almost called the law on her a few times, good times.
cluster  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 12:24:16 PM
my only adult fight was when someone felt the need to spit on me.,
Arms_Reach  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 12:31:44 PM
As a contractor I drive a work truck. Often enough illegal immigrants swarm my truck at Home Depot or if I have to stop at 7-11 or somewhere close to one of those.
I decline their help always.

One time I had one spit on the ground right in front of where I needed to put my foot. There were probably 6-7 of them on that little stretch of sidewalk and maybe 20-25 of them within eyeshot. I didn't escalate the matter. I wanted to, but I didn't. By eye contact there was not going to be any laughing though.

I had my CCW with me. Thinking back if I had stared something over that little fuck things could have gotten really bad. Who knows? He was too small to be messing with someone a foot taller than him too...

I know I did the right thing but I can't help but wonder about it from time to time.
bloatingfloater  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 12:34:50 PM
Good ol' Jenny, this brings back memories...


Wait, does it count if they spit in their hand first?


Marcbme  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 12:37:43 PM
my stepfather...............
PhuzzyGnu  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 12:40:09 PM


I spit on my ex-wife once.

-p.
Arms_Reach  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 12:50:18 PM
Originally Posted By PhuzzyGnu:


I spit on my ex-wife once.

-p.


Me too
Glockgirl26  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 12:51:41 PM
Originally Posted By doggscube:
The best revenge is filing charges. In OH that's a felony.



Some kid is currently sitting in prison for the privilige of spitting in my face a couple years ago when I was still working corrections.


DienBienPhu54  [Member]
6/22/2009 1:01:55 PM
a red neck trailor trash guy tried to spit a mouthfull of beer on me from his truck as I was riding a bicycle up a steep hill.
PhuzzyGnu  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 1:07:09 PM
Originally Posted By Arms_Reach:
Originally Posted By PhuzzyGnu:


I spit on my ex-wife once.

-p.


Me too


You spit on MY ex wife or YOUR ex-wife?

Either way, good for you.

-j.
Enigma102083  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 1:16:55 PM
Someone spit on me while I was in uniform getting pizza. I broke his nose.
Ridge_Runner_5  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 1:19:53 PM
One guy did it to do me at work. I made a run for the door to catch that fucker but he was gone...my boss said he woulda gone through the window after that guy..

Another time, a guy tried to and failed. After I dodged it he....
Originally Posted By ecgRN:
I'd throw the credit card machine at them...



Yeah. That was the other time.
cableguy221  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 1:21:39 PM
Were you like the bicylists in my town riding in the middle of the fucking road?

If not then kick ass, if so then you deserved it.
thedoctors308  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 1:23:04 PM
Yes.
I was walking foot patrol in the projects.
The corner boys (correctly) surmised that I was a new officer, and decided to try and punk me.
I walked by, one of them spit on me, and then they all went to jail.
hammerkill  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 1:30:11 PM
Originally Posted By cableguy221:
Were you like the bicylists in my town riding in the middle of the fucking road?

If not then kick ass, if so then you deserved it.



I was to the right of the white line, well out of the way and off the road.

45FMJoe  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 1:31:15 PM
Originally Posted By BBossman:
As a former LEO, happened quite often once you got somebody in cuffs. Never "roughed em up", but they did tend to trip over shit and fall down.




Fucking hell that response is so you.
ColonelHurtz  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 1:39:29 PM
I chased two kids through the local mall after one of them spit on me off of a walk bridge.
Apparently the sight of my hugeness running full tilt boogie through the mall and pushing people out of the way as I ran up the escalator
attracted enough attention so that two cops showed up within minutes.

I caught them coming around a corner. I think they were surprised I gave chase.
Two Korean kids, about 13yo. I grabbed both of them by their collars and slammed them up against a wall.
One of the kids blurted out, "He did it!" so I eased up on him and lifted the other one up off of his feet.
I was in his face giving him a WTF? shoutdown when I saw the two counties jogging up on the scene so I let them both go.

The cops took them into custody and we all went down to the security office for questioning.
The officer eventually came out and reported to me that the one kid confessed to doing it but claimed that I had "choked" him.
He had abrasions around his neck but I made it very clear to the officer that I had "restrained" him by holding his clothing but at no time did I grasp his throat.
I insisted that I had been assaulted and that I wanted to press charges.
I ended up writing a statement and the one kid was arrested and the other was released to his parents.

They were both juveniles. I got a hearing notice about a month later that gave me the option of testifying.
I figured the kids Korean dad had already taken care of it with the belt so I declined.
I didn't hear any more about it until maybe six months later when I got some papers from the juvi court stating that the kid had completed some kind of juvi rehab program.

I find spitting to be a nasty and repulsive habit. I think it's vulgar when people do it casually or demonstratively.
If it's directed at another person I fully consider it assault and battery.
AJE  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 1:41:16 PM
Originally Posted By doggscube:
The best revenge is filing charges. In OH that's a felony.


GaCracker  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 1:58:08 PM

Once.
It won't happen again.
SimonPhoto  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 2:01:16 PM

Originally Posted By AJE:
Originally Posted By doggscube:
The best revenge is filing charges. In OH that's a felony.



I don't know about OH specifically, but there is a charge of "assault with a bodily fluid" in some states. How would you like it if someone who was HIV positive spit in your eye? Every bit as lethal as a gunshot wound, just slower.
fettesbrotde  [Member]
6/22/2009 2:12:47 PM
I had this happen back in high school once by a kid from Saudi Arabia. This was all pre 9/11 of course, but looking back this kid showed all the signs of a radical / future terrorist. For the longest time I remember him constantly throwing racial slurs at me for being a white boy, trying to jump me, and generally being a little shit. This was also the WORST school to be a white kid at in my town, and was almost like a prison. If I let this kid keep going I would never be left alone.

Well, one day at lunch I was sitting with a couple lady friends, chatting them up and generally flirting like teenagers in HS do. One of them asked if I would throw their tray away for them so being a gentleman I did. Along the way my little muji friend was sitting so I had to pass him. He gave me a nasty look as always but I thought nothing of it and returned to my seat.

I return to my meal and chatting only to find my friend coming towards me. As I look up and start to say "Hey what's up" but make it to "he.." this motherfucking dirty ass camel bitch proceeds to spit in my face and my food, in front of the ladies no less.

At this point it was it, I had had enough. I stood up, wiped the spit from my face to see him standing there ready to fight with both hands to the side of his head like some pseudo boxer. I thought to myself, "self, this looks as good a time as any" and let him have one square in the middle of the face, breaking his nose. When he came to after flailing back like a little girl and swinging at me like a windmill, I managed to get him in a solid headlock about my waist level and started throwing knees to his chest and face and punches to his back until he was pulled away. It must have been a good minute before the staff and teachers separated us as well, and by this point I was well exhausted.

That little gig of course earned me a week of out of school suspension, but a reputation that followed me throughout high school that I would fuck up anyone who wanted to mess with me. After that I had no problems with my new found friend and he was very respectful to me and apologized for everything he had ever done.

Looking back it was pretty damn stupid, but I would not be spit on then or now by anyone.

Heuristic  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 3:23:10 PM
I got spit on in a high school assembly when I was a junior. The kid was a sophomore and he spit in my hair from about 2 rows behind me. About 5 people confirmed who it was, and I found him after school in the gym. I walked up to him without saying a word and kicked him in the nuts as hard as I could. He dropped on the ground and rolled around for about 10 seconds, before puking all over the floor. His friends started talking shit to me about a cheap shot and all that, and I told them all to go fuck themselves, and that he spit on me. They stood there talking more shit for a minute then walked off. I told that kid as he was rolling in his own hurl to not fuck with me again, ever.

About 2 days later after a football game I came back to my truck to find a cinder-block through my windshield. I could never prove it was him either...
mayoroscarmayer  [Member]
6/22/2009 3:26:35 PM
Originally Posted By LANCEMAN:
Had an exgf spit in my face one time, which really wasn't a big deal because it's not like her saliva hadn't been all over me before anyway. I guess the action is supposed be demeaning or degrading. I didn't care. I guess when she didn't get any reaction out of me with that she decided it would be a good idea to sucker punch me in the mouth a little bit later and bust my lip (hint: if you laugh after someone does that, it really pisses them off even more) She got nuts when she drank alcohol, was great fun most of the time, kindergarten teacher lol. Almost called the law on her a few times, good times.


i would have knocked her face off.
itsARanchrifle  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 3:42:37 PM
I've posted this before , but here goes.
I had some guys get all road raged because I passed them.

They where in a new mustang with paper tags.
They where yelling at me and I was yelling back

The passenger tried to spit on me but it was weak.
I had just left the house for work and had about 44 oz. of very hot coffee.

The passenger ended up with it in the face.
He breathed out and coffee came out.
I yelled I hope you like cream and sugar motherfucker as I drove away laughing.
MrClean4Hire  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 3:48:07 PM
I was sitting outside eating in front of a deli once when a Jewish guy asked if he could use one of the empty chairs at my table. I told him I had some friends coming soon, sorry.

He threw his knish at me

I stood up with a wtf I'm gonna kick your ass and he spit on me and bailed.

I didn't know whether to laugh or be pissed at the moment. I couldn't believe that someone would spit on you and not be 3 years old.

He got away with it that day, for a little while anyways
DangerJ  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 3:49:20 PM
I have been spit on three times in my life. On all three occasions the individual ended up bleeding, crying, and apologizing.

There aren't many things in this world that piss me off more than getting spit on.
Hendricks5150  [Member]
6/22/2009 3:50:18 PM
Kill it with fire?
Furyataurus  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 3:51:40 PM
Originally Posted By cableguy221:
Were you like the bicylists in my town riding in the middle of the fucking road?

If not then kick ass, if so then you deserved it.


This.
Furyataurus  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 3:53:51 PM
Someone spit on you??? You got da aids now!!!!!

Dibs on guns and ammo!!!!
JA_Magnum  [Member]
6/22/2009 3:56:57 PM
I work with developmentally disabled individuals. I have been spit on numerous times. In my job, you have to take it with a smile on your face.
jbombelli  [Team Member]
6/22/2009 4:03:06 PM

Originally Posted By AJE:
Originally Posted By doggscube:
The best revenge is filing charges. In OH that's a felony.



In Indiana, Battery by Body Waste is a felony.

IC 35-42-2-6
Battery by body waste
Sec. 6. (a) As used in this section, "corrections officer" includes a person employed by:
(1) the department of correction;
(2) a law enforcement agency;
(3) a probation department;
(4) a county jail; or
(5) a circuit, superior, county, probate, city, or town court.
(b) As used in this section, "firefighter" means a person who is a:
(1) full-time, salaried firefighter;
(2) part-time, paid firefighter; or
(3) volunteer firefighter (as defined in IC 36-8-12-2).
(c) As used in this section, "first responder" means a person who:
(1) is certified under IC 16-31 and who meets the Indiana emergency medical services commission's standards for first responder certification; and
(2) responds to an incident requiring emergency medical services.
(d) As used in this section, "human immunodeficiency virus (HIV)" includes acquired immune deficiency syndrome (AIDS) and AIDS related complex.
(e) A person who knowingly or intentionally in a rude, insolent, <o:p></o:p>


or angry manner places blood or another body fluid or waste on a law enforcement officer, firefighter, first responder, or corrections officer identified as such and while engaged in the performance of official duties or coerces another person to place blood or another body fluid or waste on the law enforcement officer, firefighter, first responder, or corrections officer commits battery by body waste, a Class D felony. However, the offense is:
(1) a Class C felony if the person knew or recklessly failed to know that the blood, bodily fluid, or waste was infected with:
(A) hepatitis B or hepatitis C;
(B) HIV; or
(C) tuberculosis;
(2) a Class B felony if:
(A) the person knew or recklessly failed to know that the blood, bodily fluid, or waste was infected with hepatitis B or hepatitis C and the offense results in the transmission of hepatitis B or hepatitis C to the other person; or
(B) the person knew or recklessly failed to know that the blood, bodily fluid, or waste was infected with tuberculosis and the offense results in the transmission of tuberculosis to the other person; and
(3) a Class A felony if:
(A) the person knew or recklessly failed to know that the blood, bodily fluid, or waste was infected with HIV; and
(B) the offense results in the transmission of HIV to the other person.
(f) A person who knowingly or intentionally in a rude, an insolent, or an angry manner places human blood, semen, urine, or fecal waste on another person commits battery by body waste, a Class A misdemeanor. However, the offense is:
(1) a Class D felony if the person knew or recklessly failed to know that the blood, semen, urine, or fecal waste was infected with:
(A) hepatitis B or hepatitis C;
(B) HIV; or
(C) tuberculosis;
(2) a Class C felony if:
(A) the person knew or recklessly failed to know that the blood, semen, urine, or fecal waste was infected with hepatitis B or hepatitis C and the offense results in the transmission of hepatitis B or hepatitis C to the other person; or
(B) the person knew or recklessly failed to know that the blood, semen, urine, or fecal waste was infected with tuberculosis and the offense results in the transmission of tuberculosis to the other person; and
(3) a Class B felony if:
(A) the person knew or recklessly failed to know that the blood, semen, urine, or fecal waste was infected with HIV; and


(B) the offense results in the transmission of HIV to the other person.

As added by P.L.298-1998, Sec.1.Amended by P.L.88-2002, Sec.1;P.L.85-2004, SEC.53;P.L.178-2007, SEC.3








But apparently it's only a felony when done to a LEO, corrections officer, firefighter, courthouse employee, etc. Otherwise it seems to be a class A misdemeanor. I'm sure it's similar in other states.


A2cat-man  [Member]
6/22/2009 4:08:26 PM
A kid spit in my food in the cafeteria in junior high once. I dumped my tray onto his head and the fight was on. He wasn't able to spit for a week. Never did it again either.
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