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 Wicked Jester Clothing Line. I'm gonna go broke. (pics)
PantherArms762  [Team Member]
12/17/2008 11:26:49 AM EST
http://www.wickedjester.com/

Dude came into work today with one of these shirts on. I'm gonna go broke on this site.

Some of my favorites.











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gamesniper  [Member]
12/17/2008 11:33:57 AM EST
Cool shit.

I'm headed there.
votefromrooftops  [Member]
12/17/2008 11:34:14 AM EST
good stuff
Lifesaver  [Team Member]
12/17/2008 11:38:21 AM EST
I have this one.

swingset  [Team Member]
12/17/2008 11:41:25 AM EST
Cool slogans, but I don't think I wanna walk around Sears with Billy Badass t-shirts on.

A little over the top for me, fashion wise.

Appliance salesman: "Hi, welcome to Sears, can I help you?"

Me: "YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!!! THE TREE OF LIBERTY IS SOAKED WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS AND TYRANTS!!!"

Appliance salesman: "So, you'd be wanting a washing machine then?"

Me: "YOU'RE GOD DAMN STRAIGHT COCKSUCKER, NO MERCY, SWEEP THE LEG!!!!"
packinheavy  [Team Member]
12/17/2008 11:42:56 AM EST
Originally Posted By swingset:
Cool slogans, but I don't think I wanna walk around Sears with Billy Badass t-shirts on.

A little over the top for me, fashion wise.

Appliance salesman: "Hi, welcome to Sears, can I help you?"

Me: "YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!!! THE TREE OF LIBERTY IS SOAKED WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS AND TYRANTS!!!"

Appliance salesman: "So, you'd be wanting a washing machine then?"

Me: "YOU'RE GOD DAMN STRAIGHT COCKSUCKER, NO MERCY, SWEEP THE LEG!!!!"


crush_opposition  [Team Member]
12/17/2008 11:43:04 AM EST
Originally Posted By swingset:
Cool slogans, but I don't think I wanna walk around Sears with Billy Badass t-shirts on.

A little over the top for me, fashion wise.

Appliance salesman: "Hi, welcome to Sears, can I help you?"

Me: "YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!!! THE TREE OF LIBERTY IS SOAKED WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS AND TYRANTS!!!"

Appliance salesman: "So, you'd be wanting a washing machine then?"

Me: "YOU'RE GOD DAMN STRAIGHT COCKSUCKER, NO MERCY, SWEEP THE LEG!!!!"


LOL
Itchy  [Team Member]
12/17/2008 11:43:47 AM EST
Originally Posted By swingset:
Cool slogans, but I don't think I wanna walk around Sears with Billy Badass t-shirts on.

A little over the top for me, fashion wise.

Appliance salesman: "Hi, welcome to Sears, can I help you?"

Me: "YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!!! THE TREE OF LIBERTY IS SOAKED WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS AND TYRANTS!!!"

Appliance salesman: "So, you'd be wanting a washing machine then?"

Me: "YOU'RE GOD DAMN STRAIGHT COCKSUCKER, NO MERCY, SWEEP THE LEG!!!!"


You crack me up.
schizrade  [Member]
12/17/2008 11:44:12 AM EST
Originally Posted By swingset:
Cool slogans, but I don't think I wanna walk around Sears with Billy Badass t-shirts on.

A little over the top for me, fashion wise.

Appliance salesman: "Hi, welcome to Sears, can I help you?"

Me: "YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!!! THE TREE OF LIBERTY IS SOAKED WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS AND TYRANTS!!!"

Appliance salesman: "So, you'd be wanting a washing machine then?"

Me: "YOU'RE GOD DAMN STRAIGHT COCKSUCKER, NO MERCY, SWEEP THE LEG!!!!"


ROTFLMAO! "SWEEP THE LEG!"

Classic.
deadboi77  [Team Member]
12/17/2008 11:44:52 AM EST
Originally Posted By swingset:
Cool slogans, but I don't think I wanna walk around Sears with Billy Badass t-shirts on.

A little over the top for me, fashion wise.

Appliance salesman: "Hi, welcome to Sears, can I help you?"

Me: "YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!!! THE TREE OF LIBERTY IS SOAKED WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS AND TYRANTS!!!"

Appliance salesman: "So, you'd be wanting a washing machine then?"

Me: "YOU'RE GOD DAMN STRAIGHT COCKSUCKER, NO MERCY, SWEEP THE LEG!!!!"


hd_pancho  [Team Member]
12/17/2008 11:45:33 AM EST
Originally Posted By swingset:
Cool slogans, but I don't think I wanna walk around Sears with Billy Badass t-shirts on.

A little over the top for me, fashion wise.

Appliance salesman: "Hi, welcome to Sears, can I help you?"

Me: "YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!!! THE TREE OF LIBERTY IS SOAKED WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS AND TYRANTS!!!"

Appliance salesman: "So, you'd be wanting a washing machine then?"

Me: "YOU'RE GOD DAMN STRAIGHT COCKSUCKER, NO MERCY, SWEEP THE LEG!!!!"




RacerXXL  [Team Member]
12/17/2008 11:45:35 AM EST
Originally Posted By swingset:
Cool slogans, but I don't think I wanna walk around Sears with Billy Badass t-shirts on.

A little over the top for me, fashion wise.

Appliance salesman: "Hi, welcome to Sears, can I help you?"

Me: "YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!!! THE TREE OF LIBERTY IS SOAKED WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS AND TYRANTS!!!"

Appliance salesman: "So, you'd be wanting a washing machine then?"

Me: "YOU'RE GOD DAMN STRAIGHT COCKSUCKER, NO MERCY, SWEEP THE LEG!!!!"


OMG That's some hysterical shit right there.

Dusty_C  [Team Member]
12/17/2008 11:45:59 AM EST
Wicked Jester has been really popular in the ink world for years. Good clothes.
Evil_Ed  [Life Member]
12/17/2008 11:46:04 AM EST
Originally Posted By swingset:
Cool slogans, but I don't think I wanna walk around Sears with Billy Badass t-shirts on.

A little over the top for me, fashion wise.

Appliance salesman: "Hi, welcome to Sears, can I help you?"

Me: "YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!!! THE TREE OF LIBERTY IS SOAKED WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS AND TYRANTS!!!"

Appliance salesman: "So, you'd be wanting a washing machine then?"

Me: "YOU'RE GOD DAMN STRAIGHT COCKSUCKER, NO MERCY, SWEEP THE LEG!!!!"



This.

Though, it'd be kind of funny, if say 6 or 7 people dressed in those t-shirts with high-and-tight cuts and sunglasses, and all went to a starbucks or similar at the same time...sat all over the store...and all stared at their watches at the same time every few minutes.

I'd almost pay to watch everyone's reaction to that.

ohiobr  [Member]
12/17/2008 11:47:40 AM EST
Originally Posted By swingset:
Cool slogans, but I don't think I wanna walk around Sears with Billy Badass t-shirts on.

A little over the top for me, fashion wise.

Appliance salesman: "Hi, welcome to Sears, can I help you?"

Me: "YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!!! THE TREE OF LIBERTY IS SOAKED WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS AND TYRANTS!!!"

Appliance salesman: "So, you'd be wanting a washing machine then?"

Me: "YOU'RE GOD DAMN STRAIGHT COCKSUCKER, NO MERCY, SWEEP THE LEG!!!!"


Nothing wrong with that

ultramagbrion  [Team Member]
12/17/2008 11:49:22 AM EST
Originally Posted By Evil_Ed:
Originally Posted By swingset:
Cool slogans, but I don't think I wanna walk around Sears with Billy Badass t-shirts on.

A little over the top for me, fashion wise.

Appliance salesman: "Hi, welcome to Sears, can I help you?"

Me: "YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!!! THE TREE OF LIBERTY IS SOAKED WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS AND TYRANTS!!!"

Appliance salesman: "So, you'd be wanting a washing machine then?"

Me: "YOU'RE GOD DAMN STRAIGHT COCKSUCKER, NO MERCY, SWEEP THE LEG!!!!"



This.

Though, it'd be kind of funny, if say 6 or 7 people dressed in those t-shirts with high-and-tight cuts and sunglasses, and all went to a starbucks or similar at the same time...sat all over the store...and all stared at their watches at the same time every few minutes.

I'd almost pay to watch everyone's reaction to that.




Sounds like a Tucker Max moment in the making.

cbrooks  [Team Member]
12/17/2008 11:50:00 AM EST
Me like
Zedhead  [Member]
12/17/2008 11:51:25 AM EST
Poser gear. If that suits you go for it!
navvet89  [Team Member]
12/17/2008 11:51:48 AM EST
Originally Posted By swingset:
Cool slogans, but I don't think I wanna walk around Sears with Billy Badass t-shirts on.

A little over the top for me, fashion wise.

Appliance salesman: "Hi, welcome to Sears, can I help you?"

Me: "YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!!! THE TREE OF LIBERTY IS SOAKED WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS AND TYRANTS!!!"

Appliance salesman: "So, you'd be wanting a washing machine then?"

Me: "YOU'RE GOD DAMN STRAIGHT COCKSUCKER, NO MERCY, SWEEP THE LEG!!!!"


That's the stuff that keeps me coming back here every day
macman37  [Team Member]
12/17/2008 11:52:04 AM EST
Not my cup of coffee but to each their own.

I like the message but wouldn't be caught dead in a shirt like that. Can I get those phrases on maybe a Mr. Rogers cardigan or something?
PantherArms762  [Team Member]
12/17/2008 11:52:11 AM EST
Originally Posted By swingset:
Cool slogans, but I don't think I wanna walk around Sears with Billy Badass t-shirts on.

A little over the top for me, fashion wise.

Appliance salesman: "Hi, welcome to Sears, can I help you?"

Me: "YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!!! THE TREE OF LIBERTY IS SOAKED WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS AND TYRANTS!!!"

Appliance salesman: "So, you'd be wanting a washing machine then?"

Me: "YOU'RE GOD DAMN STRAIGHT COCKSUCKER, NO MERCY, SWEEP THE LEG!!!!"


Who the fuck goes to Sears these days anyway?

Brians_45  [Team Member]
12/17/2008 11:53:12 AM EST
Originally Posted By swingset:
Cool slogans, but I don't think I wanna walk around Sears with Billy Badass t-shirts on.

A little over the top for me, fashion wise.

Appliance salesman: "Hi, welcome to Sears, can I help you?"

Me: "YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!!! THE TREE OF LIBERTY IS SOAKED WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS AND TYRANTS!!!"

Appliance salesman: "So, you'd be wanting a washing machine then?"

Me: "YOU'RE GOD DAMN STRAIGHT COCKSUCKER, NO MERCY, SWEEP THE LEG!!!!"


Dusty_C  [Team Member]
12/17/2008 11:53:20 AM EST
Originally Posted By Zedhead:
Poser gear. If that suits you go for it!


So my friends in the Army that wear some of these shirts are posers?
Evil_Ed  [Life Member]
12/17/2008 11:53:33 AM EST
Originally Posted By ultramagbrion:
Sounds like a Tucker Max moment in the making.



Which Tucket Max moment? The "Get drunk and fuck a hot but insane she-bitch" or the "Get drunk and make fun of a fat girl" moment?





schizrade  [Member]
12/17/2008 11:53:39 AM EST
Originally Posted By PantherArms762:
Originally Posted By swingset:
Cool slogans, but I don't think I wanna walk around Sears with Billy Badass t-shirts on.

A little over the top for me, fashion wise.

Appliance salesman: "Hi, welcome to Sears, can I help you?"

Me: "YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!!! THE TREE OF LIBERTY IS SOAKED WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS AND TYRANTS!!!"

Appliance salesman: "So, you'd be wanting a washing machine then?"

Me: "YOU'RE GOD DAMN STRAIGHT COCKSUCKER, NO MERCY, SWEEP THE LEG!!!!"


Who the fuck goes to Sears these days anyway?



People who like parting with their money.
feedmyAR  [Team Member]
12/17/2008 11:54:08 AM EST
Originally Posted By Evil_Ed:
Originally Posted By swingset:
Cool slogans, but I don't think I wanna walk around Sears with Billy Badass t-shirts on.

A little over the top for me, fashion wise.

Appliance salesman: "Hi, welcome to Sears, can I help you?"

Me: "YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!!! THE TREE OF LIBERTY IS SOAKED WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS AND TYRANTS!!!"

Appliance salesman: "So, you'd be wanting a washing machine then?"

Me: "YOU'RE GOD DAMN STRAIGHT COCKSUCKER, NO MERCY, SWEEP THE LEG!!!!"



This.

Though, it'd be kind of funny, if say 6 or 7 people dressed in those t-shirts with high-and-tight cuts and sunglasses, and all went to a starbucks or similar at the same time...sat all over the store...and all stared at their watches at the same time every few minutes.

I'd almost pay to watch everyone's reaction to that.



That would be EPIC if it happened in a Starbuck's.
Mal_means_bad  [Member]
12/17/2008 11:56:02 AM EST
The "die on our feet" shirt has a slight gay vibe to it, possibly due to the hulked out dude in the tiny speedo on the front. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Jarhead_22  [Team Member]
12/17/2008 11:56:05 AM EST
So much for the gray man.
sixgunsblazing  [Team Member]
12/17/2008 12:00:37 PM EST
Originally Posted By packinheavy:
Originally Posted By swingset:
Cool slogans, but I don't think I wanna walk around Sears with Billy Badass t-shirts on.

A little over the top for me, fashion wise.

Appliance salesman: "Hi, welcome to Sears, can I help you?"

Me: "YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!!! THE TREE OF LIBERTY IS SOAKED WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS AND TYRANTS!!!"

Appliance salesman: "So, you'd be wanting a washing machine then?"

Me: "YOU'RE GOD DAMN STRAIGHT COCKSUCKER, NO MERCY, SWEEP THE LEG!!!!"




Leave it to swingset to pull a seamless hijack..


HarryStone  [Team Member]
12/17/2008 12:01:05 PM EST
SWEEP THE LEG!!!!



Maybe not an epic thread, but an epic post nonetheless.
dealer  [Member]
12/17/2008 12:01:32 PM EST
The site is blocked from work, but it looks like they all come in black and... black.
Marty369  [Member]
12/17/2008 12:01:54 PM EST
Originally Posted By swingset:
Cool slogans, but I don't think I wanna walk around Sears with Billy Badass t-shirts on.

A little over the top for me, fashion wise.

Appliance salesman: "Hi, welcome to Sears, can I help you?"

Me: "YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!!! THE TREE OF LIBERTY IS SOAKED WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS AND TYRANTS!!!"

Appliance salesman: "So, you'd be wanting a washing machine then?"

Me: "YOU'RE GOD DAMN STRAIGHT COCKSUCKER, NO MERCY, SWEEP THE LEG!!!!"


Holy Hell that was funny!
NathanJK  [Member]
12/17/2008 12:03:16 PM EST
Originally Posted By swingset:
Cool slogans, but I don't think I wanna walk around Sears with Billy Badass t-shirts on.

A little over the top for me, fashion wise.

Appliance salesman: "Hi, welcome to Sears, can I help you?"

Me: "YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!!! THE TREE OF LIBERTY IS SOAKED WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS AND TYRANTS!!!"

Appliance salesman: "So, you'd be wanting a washing machine then?"

Me: "YOU'RE GOD DAMN STRAIGHT COCKSUCKER, NO MERCY, SWEEP THE LEG!!!!"


QFT. Yeah...unfortunately for me I don't wear shirts with logo's or words on them. I recently graduated to owning ONE shirt with stripes on it though, so maybe in about 10,000 years I can own a shirt as "loud" as these. I like the designs well enough though!
Aimless  [Site Staff]
12/17/2008 12:03:42 PM EST
Originally Posted By swingset:
Cool slogans, but I don't think I wanna walk around Sears with Billy Badass t-shirts on.

A little over the top for me, fashion wise.

Appliance salesman: "Hi, welcome to Sears, can I help you?"

Me: "YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!!! THE TREE OF LIBERTY IS SOAKED WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS AND TYRANTS!!!"

Appliance salesman: "So, you'd be wanting a washing machine then?"

Me: "YOU'RE GOD DAMN STRAIGHT COCKSUCKER, NO MERCY, SWEEP THE LEG!!!!"

No shit
Disintegr8or  [Team Member]
12/17/2008 12:03:46 PM EST
I would hang one up in my Man Room, but that is way too much for me to wear out in public. I try my best to blend in, and not draw that kind of attention.
KN  [Member]
12/17/2008 12:08:58 PM EST


I kind of like this one.

I could probably get away with wearing it out. I got the biker looking going on already. Small children cry when they see me.
swingset  [Team Member]
12/17/2008 12:09:55 PM EST
Originally Posted By schizrade:
Originally Posted By PantherArms762:
Originally Posted By swingset:
Cool slogans, but I don't think I wanna walk around Sears with Billy Badass t-shirts on.

A little over the top for me, fashion wise.

Appliance salesman: "Hi, welcome to Sears, can I help you?"

Me: "YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!!! THE TREE OF LIBERTY IS SOAKED WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS AND TYRANTS!!!"

Appliance salesman: "So, you'd be wanting a washing machine then?"

Me: "YOU'RE GOD DAMN STRAIGHT COCKSUCKER, NO MERCY, SWEEP THE LEG!!!!"


Who the fuck goes to Sears these days anyway?



People who like parting with their money.


Sears has great prices on shoes if you must know, and I break hand-tools at a break-neck pace. Having them hand me a shiny new one is cool shit.

Would be even badasser if I had a skull with a knife in its teeth on my chest tho.
XDBACKUPGUN  [Team Member]
12/17/2008 12:11:31 PM EST
Originally Posted By swingset:
Cool slogans, but I don't think I wanna walk around Sears with Billy Badass t-shirts on.

A little over the top for me, fashion wise.

Appliance salesman: "Hi, welcome to Sears, can I help you?"

Me: "YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!!! THE TREE OF LIBERTY IS SOAKED WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS AND TYRANTS!!!"

Appliance salesman: "So, you'd be wanting a washing machine then?"

Me: "YOU'RE GOD DAMN STRAIGHT COCKSUCKER, NO MERCY, SWEEP THE LEG!!!!"




Post of the day!




bloatingfloater  [Team Member]
12/17/2008 12:12:24 PM EST
Originally Posted By ohiobr:
Originally Posted By swingset:
Cool slogans, but I don't think I wanna walk around Sears with Billy Badass t-shirts on.

A little over the top for me, fashion wise.

Appliance salesman: "Hi, welcome to Sears, can I help you?"

Me: "YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!!! THE TREE OF LIBERTY IS SOAKED WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS AND TYRANTS!!!"

Appliance salesman: "So, you'd be wanting a washing machine then?"

Me: "YOU'RE GOD DAMN STRAIGHT COCKSUCKER, NO MERCY, SWEEP THE LEG!!!!"


Nothing wrong with that


I will take a "Sweep the Leg!" shirt, please.


cvanbrunt  [Team Member]
12/17/2008 12:15:13 PM EST
Originally Posted By packinheavy:
Originally Posted By swingset:
Cool slogans, but I don't think I wanna walk around Sears with Billy Badass t-shirts on.

A little over the top for me, fashion wise.

Appliance salesman: "Hi, welcome to Sears, can I help you?"

Me: "YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!!! THE TREE OF LIBERTY IS SOAKED WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS AND TYRANTS!!!"

Appliance salesman: "So, you'd be wanting a washing machine then?"

Me: "YOU'RE GOD DAMN STRAIGHT COCKSUCKER, NO MERCY, SWEEP THE LEG!!!!"







Holy Hell....

I cant stop laughing.

Fuggles  [Team Member]
12/17/2008 12:18:23 PM EST
Originally Posted By swingset:
Cool slogans, but I don't think I wanna walk around Sears with Billy Badass t-shirts on.

A little over the top for me, fashion wise.

Appliance salesman: "Hi, welcome to Sears, can I help you?"

Me: "YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!!! THE TREE OF LIBERTY IS SOAKED WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS AND TYRANTS!!!"

Appliance salesman: "So, you'd be wanting a washing machine then?"

Me: "YOU'RE GOD DAMN STRAIGHT COCKSUCKER, NO MERCY, SWEEP THE LEG!!!!"


runcible  [Team Member]
12/17/2008 12:18:57 PM EST
Those shirts look like something the guy in the "Fantasy Sword" thread would wear.
Jrock82  [Team Member]
12/17/2008 12:22:21 PM EST
Originally Posted By runcible:
Those shirts look like something the guy in the "Fantasy Sword" thread would wear.


Exactly.

The graphics on them are horrendous. To ICP, Mystic Dragon, Fantasy Sword, Hot Topic "Look at me I have my eyebrow pierced" crap.
SpacemanSpiff  [Member]
12/17/2008 12:24:20 PM EST

AWESOME.
45FMJoe  [Team Member]
12/17/2008 12:25:35 PM EST
Originally Posted By packinheavy:
Originally Posted By swingset:
Cool slogans, but I don't think I wanna walk around Sears with Billy Badass t-shirts on.

A little over the top for me, fashion wise.

Appliance salesman: "Hi, welcome to Sears, can I help you?"

Me: "YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!!! THE TREE OF LIBERTY IS SOAKED WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS AND TYRANTS!!!"

Appliance salesman: "So, you'd be wanting a washing machine then?"

Me: "YOU'RE GOD DAMN STRAIGHT COCKSUCKER, NO MERCY, SWEEP THE LEG!!!!"






I was thinking something very similar.
ArKay  [Member]
12/17/2008 12:26:36 PM EST
Originally Posted By Evil_Ed:
Originally Posted By swingset:
Cool slogans, but I don't think I wanna walk around Sears with Billy Badass t-shirts on.

A little over the top for me, fashion wise.

Appliance salesman: "Hi, welcome to Sears, can I help you?"

Me: "YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!!! THE TREE OF LIBERTY IS SOAKED WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS AND TYRANTS!!!"

Appliance salesman: "So, you'd be wanting a washing machine then?"

Me: "YOU'RE GOD DAMN STRAIGHT COCKSUCKER, NO MERCY, SWEEP THE LEG!!!!"





This.

Though, it'd be kind of funny, if say 6 or 7 people dressed in those t-shirts with high-and-tight cuts and sunglasses, and all went to a starbucks or similar at the same time...sat all over the store...and all stared at their watches at the same time every few minutes.

I'd almost pay to watch everyone's reaction to that.



sobe  [Team Member]
12/17/2008 12:28:33 PM EST
Originally Posted By swingset:
Cool slogans, but I don't think I wanna walk around Sears with Billy Badass t-shirts on.

A little over the top for me, fashion wise.

Appliance salesman: "Hi, welcome to Sears, can I help you?"

Me: "YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!!! THE TREE OF LIBERTY IS SOAKED WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS AND TYRANTS!!!"

Appliance salesman: "So, you'd be wanting a washing machine then?"

Me: "YOU'RE GOD DAMN STRAIGHT COCKSUCKER, NO MERCY, SWEEP THE LEG!!!!"


That actually made me laugh

Enigma102083  [Team Member]
12/17/2008 12:30:04 PM EST
Originally Posted By Evil_Ed:
Originally Posted By swingset:
Cool slogans, but I don't think I wanna walk around Sears with Billy Badass t-shirts on.

A little over the top for me, fashion wise.

Appliance salesman: "Hi, welcome to Sears, can I help you?"

Me: "YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!!! THE TREE OF LIBERTY IS SOAKED WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS AND TYRANTS!!!"

Appliance salesman: "So, you'd be wanting a washing machine then?"

Me: "YOU'RE GOD DAMN STRAIGHT COCKSUCKER, NO MERCY, SWEEP THE LEG!!!!"



This.

Though, it'd be kind of funny, if say 6 or 7 people dressed in those t-shirts with high-and-tight cuts and sunglasses, and all went to a starbucks or similar at the same time...sat all over the store...and all stared at their watches at the same time every few minutes.

I'd almost pay to watch everyone's reaction to that.



oh fuck yes.
livefreeordieNH  [Team Member]
12/17/2008 12:30:48 PM EST
Originally Posted By swingset:
Cool slogans, but I don't think I wanna walk around Sears with Billy Badass t-shirts on.

A little over the top for me, fashion wise.

Appliance salesman: "Hi, welcome to Sears, can I help you?"

Me: "YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!!! THE TREE OF LIBERTY IS SOAKED WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS AND TYRANTS!!!"

Appliance salesman: "So, you'd be wanting a washing machine then?"

Me: "YOU'RE GOD DAMN STRAIGHT COCKSUCKER, NO MERCY, SWEEP THE LEG!!!!"


LOL


RomeoDeltaEcho  [Team Member]
12/17/2008 12:31:30 PM EST
Originally Posted By Evil_Ed:
Originally Posted By swingset:
Cool slogans, but I don't think I wanna walk around Sears with Billy Badass t-shirts on.

A little over the top for me, fashion wise.

Appliance salesman: "Hi, welcome to Sears, can I help you?"

Me: "YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!!! THE TREE OF LIBERTY IS SOAKED WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS AND TYRANTS!!!"

Appliance salesman: "So, you'd be wanting a washing machine then?"

Me: "YOU'RE GOD DAMN STRAIGHT COCKSUCKER, NO MERCY, SWEEP THE LEG!!!!"



This.

Though, it'd be kind of funny, if say 6 or 7 people dressed in those t-shirts with high-and-tight cuts and sunglasses, and all went to a starbucks or similar at the same time...sat all over the store...and all stared at their watches at the same time every few minutes.

I'd almost pay to watch everyone's reaction to that.



Very few would even notice.
Enigma102083  [Team Member]
12/17/2008 12:32:53 PM EST
Originally Posted By RomeoDeltaEcho:
Originally Posted By Evil_Ed:
Originally Posted By swingset:
Cool slogans, but I don't think I wanna walk around Sears with Billy Badass t-shirts on.

A little over the top for me, fashion wise.

Appliance salesman: "Hi, welcome to Sears, can I help you?"

Me: "YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!!! THE TREE OF LIBERTY IS SOAKED WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS AND TYRANTS!!!"

Appliance salesman: "So, you'd be wanting a washing machine then?"

Me: "YOU'RE GOD DAMN STRAIGHT COCKSUCKER, NO MERCY, SWEEP THE LEG!!!!"



This.

Though, it'd be kind of funny, if say 6 or 7 people dressed in those t-shirts with high-and-tight cuts and sunglasses, and all went to a starbucks or similar at the same time...sat all over the store...and all stared at their watches at the same time every few minutes.

I'd almost pay to watch everyone's reaction to that.



Very few would even notice.


if they don't notice 7, then you get 10, if they don't notice 10, you get 15. You see where I'm going with this....
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