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 The Kentucky Turtleman - I have a new hero
BillSouthCarolina  [Member]
10/1/2008 6:07:16 AM EST
Does it get any better than this?
He seems to be having such a great time that I'm considering leaving my freaking boring job and moving back stateside just to drag turtles out of the water and yell a victory cry

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn8EQ0azXpQ
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TNROBOCOP  [Team Member]
10/1/2008 6:23:14 AM EST
That's funny as hell. Read the comments too.
thedave1164  [Member]
10/1/2008 6:31:25 AM EST
BillSouthCarolina  [Member]
10/1/2008 12:52:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By TNROBOCOP:
That's funny as hell. Read the comments too.


Yeah he's part Injun too
MrMojoRising  [Team Member]
10/1/2008 12:59:58 PM EST
Uh......yup.
Blaze261  [Member]
10/1/2008 1:01:30 PM EST
Fish in the neck
30Caliber  [Member]
10/1/2008 1:08:33 PM EST
Watched it with a stupid grin on my face.
jkstexas2001  [Team Member]
10/1/2008 1:18:25 PM EST
That man has my respect.
ShortMikeB  [Team Member]
10/1/2008 1:20:45 PM EST
I WANNA HEAR HOW YOU LOSE YOUR TEETH IN A CHAINSAW ACCIDENT AND KEP YER FACE!!!
CWO  [Team Member]
10/1/2008 1:24:38 PM EST
It takes some cajones to fish around blind for snapping turtles underwater. I especially like how he feels around for the head end with his feet.
lancegardner22  [Member]
10/1/2008 1:43:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By ShortMikeB:
I WANNA HEAR HOW YOU LOSE YOUR TEETH IN A CHAINSAW ACCIDENT AND KEP YER FACE!!!


it could happen when the saw kicks back, the rear of it probably hit him.
larkinmusic  [Team Member]
10/1/2008 1:45:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By CWO:
It takes some cajones to fish around blind for snapping turtles underwater. I especially like how he feels around for the head end with his feet.


Wonder if he has all of his toes.
30Caliber  [Member]
10/1/2008 1:48:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By ShortMikeB:
I WANNA HEAR HOW YOU LOSE YOUR TEETH IN A CHAINSAW ACCIDENT AND KEP YER FACE!!!


The chain spins pretty fast around that bar. If it snags (particularly at the tip), you stand a good chance of getting kilt.
ohiobr  [Team Member]
10/1/2008 1:48:32 PM EST
Someone on youtube already said it...last happy man in America.
DT120  [Team Member]
10/1/2008 1:55:13 PM EST
No way in hell would I do that. Snappers obviously have a really bad temperament. Notice how they get along with their own kind in the video.
mrclark2  [Member]
10/1/2008 2:05:50 PM EST
Where are his teeth??
Camaroman  [Member]
10/1/2008 2:35:24 PM EST
Turtle Man: You might catch a few bull frogs, a fish or a snake."

Camera Man: "Or Typhoid."

Turtle Man: "No, probably a water maccosin."



junebug68  [Team Member]
10/1/2008 2:41:51 PM EST
Holy shit. I'm glad the guy is good at what he does, but I'd hate to be on the receiving end of a snapping turtle's temperament. They WILL fuck you up.
storminnorman  [Member]
10/1/2008 3:20:15 PM EST
That's one CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER!!!
legonas  [Team Member]
10/1/2008 3:25:21 PM EST
i found his son, who died hunting turtles but came back as a zombie his love for turtles was so strong.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y
jkstexas2001  [Team Member]
10/1/2008 6:19:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By storminnorman:
That's one CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER!!!


I have seen alligator snapping turtles up close - they have little resemblance to regular turtles. They look like turtles would be if the devil had a hand in creating them. That man has balls the size of watermelons.
emcs31089  [Team Member]
10/1/2008 6:27:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By Camaroman:
Turtle Man: You might catch a few bull frogs, a fish or a snake."

Camera Man: "Or Typhoid."

Turtle Man: "No, probably a water maccosin."



I was wondering if I heard that right
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