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speedboy  [Member]
4/24/2006 6:23:00 PM EST
For all you military vets, do you remember any favorite marching chants you would like to share with us.

Thanks,

Speedboy
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Valkyrie  [Member]
4/24/2006 6:25:07 PM EST
"I don't know but it's been said Air Force wings are made of lead. I don't know but i've been told Navy wings are made of gold."

Man can't remember them now....
SubnetMask  [Team Member]
4/24/2006 6:26:24 PM EST
My boots are too heavy, my pants are too tight,
My balls are swinging from left to right.
If you like your pussy tight,
Stomp your left and drag your right.
Napoleon_Tanerite  [Team Member]
4/24/2006 6:28:27 PM EST
On a bright and sunny day,
Two good friends went out to play.
First they gathered all they're money,
Then they bought a jar of honey.
Then the fat one ate it all,
And he made the small one crawl.
Now the fat ones on the run,
Cause the small one's got a gun.

Yogi Bear is dead.
Boo-Boo shot him in the head.
Yogi Bear is dead.
Boo-Boo pumped him full of lead.

Ranger Rick was on the hill,
He saw Boo-Boo make the kill.
Now the Rangers on the run,
Cause the small ones got a gun.

Ranger Rick is dead.
Boo-Boo shot him in the head.
Ranger Rick is dead,
Boo-Boo pumped him full of lead.

Daffy duck was on the lake
when he saw the little one start to spray
now daffy duck is on the fly
cause the little one caught his eye

Daffy duck is dead
boo-boo shot him in the head
daffy duck is dead
boo-boo pumped him full of lead
speedboy  [Member]
4/24/2006 6:47:39 PM EST
Yehaa those are great

selfishly bumped for more responces
DSVET91  [Member]
4/24/2006 6:52:44 PM EST
Queen Of Battle

Wake up to a mortar attack
Hit the ground, I'm out of the rack
My sergeant rushes me off to chow
But I don't eat it anyhow
Oh hail, Oh hail, Oh infantry
Queen of battle, follow me
Oh, airborne ranger's the life for me
For nothing in this world is free
From a big bird in the sky
All will jump and some will die
Off to battle we will go
To live or die, hell I don't know. Refrain

Hit the ground with American pride
A bullet through a commie's eye
He ought to be damn glad he died
He'd hate for me to take him alive

It's true that some of us will die
Airborne rangers learn to fly
But not today as I hit the ground
Lock and load another round

Over the hill, some men I've seen
Head to toe in Army green
Moving tactically, not a sound
Infantry soldiers on the ground

Assault, support are all in place
The enemy unaware of his fate
Claymores blast and 60's roar
Again, the airborne ranger scores

Its true that someday I'll be dead
Before I go I'll take more heads
Before us enemies all will flee
'Cause we're the airborne infantry





Martlet  [Team Member]
4/24/2006 6:57:57 PM EST
tag for tomorrow
CSM  [Team Member]
4/24/2006 7:00:42 PM EST
Graziani  [Team Member]
4/24/2006 7:24:22 PM EST
Then it's hi! hi! hee!
In the field artillery,
Shout out your numbers loud and strong,
For where e'er you go,
You will always know
That those caissons go rolling along.

mmx1  [Team Member]
4/24/2006 7:35:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By SubnetMask:
My boots are too heavy, my pants are too tight,
My balls are swinging from left to right.
If you like your pussy tight,
Stomp your left and drag your right.



I like it!
Fullauto_Shooter  [Member]
4/24/2006 10:03:20 PM EST
The Best of Fort McClellan - Summer of 86

I hear the choppers hovering
They're hovering overhead
They're picking up our wounded
They're picking up our dead

AIRBORNE - SHOOT TO KILL

My buddy's in our foxhole
A bullet in his head
The medics say he's wounded
But I know he is dead

AIRBORNE - SHOOT TO KILL

We're going to hunt Charlie
To make the fuckers pay
When we find Charlie
We'll waste them all away
_______________________

Hi Ho Diddly Bop Bop
I wish I was back on the Block
With my rifle in my hands
I'm gonna be a shooting man
A maiming man
A killing man

Hi Ho Diddly Bop Bop
I wish I was back on the Block
With my knife in my hands
I'm gonna be a cutting man
A stabbing man
A killing man

Hi Ho Diddly Bop Bop
I wish I was back on the Block
With my Beer in my hands
I'm gonna be a drinking man
A fighting man
A killing man

Hi Ho Diddly Bop Bop
I wish I was back on the Block
With my Lady in my hands
I'm gonna be a loving man
A fucking man
A killing man man

Hi Ho Diddly Bop Bop
I wish I was back on the Block
With my Dick in my hands
I'm gonna be a whacking man
A cumming man
A killing man
_________________________

Left Right Left Right Left Right Kill
Left Right Left Right Left Right Kill

I'm gonna Kill a Commie
Shoot him in his Brain
And when we Kill this Commie
I'll make him feel real Pain
And when we Shoot the Commie
His blood - it will Drain

I Wanna Kill a Commie
Stab Him in the Chest
Twist the knife around
Just like all the Rest
And when I pull the knife Out
He'll know that I'm the Best

I Wanna Kill a Commie
With my bare Hands
I'll gouge his fucking eyes Out
And conquer all his Lands
And when he dies of blood loss
He'll have no future Plans




kpel308  [Team Member]
4/24/2006 10:16:29 PM EST
(to "Jesus Loves the Little Children")

Napalm sticks to little children
All the little children of the world
Red and yellow, black and white
you can watch them all ignite
Napalm sticks to little kids!


Then there's a running jody called Napalm Sticks to Kids, but different words and tune.

We also had a running jody that went like this:

"We are Fifty! (note: PLT 2050)
Motivated, dedicated Fifty!

Burn the village!
Rape, and pillage!
Eat the babies!
We don't mean maybe!

We swim faster than Aquaman
We climb further than Spiderman
We fly higher than Superman!
You can't beat us 'cause no one can!

(repeat ad nauseum)

Something tells me they don't sing 'em like that anymore...
20iner  [Member]
4/24/2006 10:25:08 PM EST
Who could forget....


We pull upon the risers, we fall upon the grass.
We never land upon our feet, we always hit our ass

Aye, aye, chist almighty who the hell are we?
Zim, zam god damn, we're Airborne infantry.



TimJ  [Team Member]
4/25/2006 4:37:28 AM EST
Running-
Whip me, beat me, I need love
Let me feel that leather glove
Walk spike heels up and down my back
Fishhooks through my scrotum sack
Whips and chains now they're a blast
C'mon baby, spank my ass

Marching-
My girl's a vegetable
She lives in the hospital
Refrain-
But I'd buy her anything
To keep her alive

She lives in an oxygen tent
it's hell to pay the rent

Ref

She's got her own TV
Calls it an EKG

Ref

She's got no hair at all
Looks like a big cue ball

Ref

My girl has got no eyes
Just two holes I sodomize

Ref

She's got no arms or legs
Just got four wooden pegs

etc. etc.
richardh247  [Team Member]
4/25/2006 5:30:18 AM EST
Momma told Sally not to go dowtown
Too many Rangers hangin around
Sally didn't listen, she went anyway,
Gone for a night and gone for a day.

9 months later, out it came
A little baby Ranger swinging a chain
Chimpy  [Team Member]
4/25/2006 5:33:08 AM EST
Tag, because nothing gives a bigger woody than a well executed marching or running cadence.
richardh247  [Team Member]
4/25/2006 5:34:31 AM EST
Don't let your dingle dangle dangle in the rocks
Pick up your dingle dangle, tuck it in your socks

Don't let your dingle dangle dangle in the roots
Pick up your dingle dangle lace on up your boots

Don't let your dingle dangle dangle in the sand
Pick up your dingle dangle, hump it in your hand

Don't let your dingle dangle dangle in the dirt
Pick up your dingle dangle tie it to your shirt

Don't let your dingle dangle slam into the boulder
Pick up your dingle dangle, sling arms on the shoulder
richardh247  [Team Member]
4/25/2006 5:35:56 AM EST
Tiny bubbles, of course! Can't ever forget tiny bubbles!

Geez, these are hard to remember after all these years.
richardh247  [Team Member]
4/25/2006 5:39:42 AM EST
"They all went home on your left!"

The frog went home on your left

Your RIGHT!

The dog went home on your left

Your RIGHT!

The hog went home on your left

Your RIGHT!

[insert absolutely hilarious rhymes here guarateed to make the platoon crack up and lose step]

Add all together to say, "The dog the frog the hog the polywog they ALL went home on your left"

Your RIGHT [laughter ensues]
wildthing  [Member]
4/25/2006 6:15:38 AM EST
Great big gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts...

Chopped up monkey meat...

Mutilated baby feet...

French fried eyeballs ...

All swimming in a pool of blood.......



And I forgot my spoon!!!!
CSM  [Team Member]
4/25/2006 8:25:16 AM EST
I know most of us know this one but...

Momma and papa were layin in bed
momma rolled over and this is what she said
Now giveme some!
PT
Umm! Good!

up in the mornin to the risin sun!
gonna run all day til the runnins done

ho chi minh is a sonofabitch
got the fluballs crabs and the seven year itch

bostonirish67  [Team Member]
4/25/2006 8:44:33 AM EST
President Johnson drop the Bomb
Cause I don't want to go to Nam.
Am I right or wrong? Your right!
Your left, your left, your left, right left.


I don't know but I have been told
Eskimo Pussy is mighty cold.
Am I right or wrong? etc

If I die on the Russian front bury me with a Russian cunt
Lay my arms across my chest and tell my mother I've done my best
echo6  [Team Member]
4/25/2006 8:56:52 AM EST

Originally Posted By richardh247:
Tiny bubbles, of course! Can't ever forget tiny bubbles!

Geez, these are hard to remember after all these years.



Tiny bubbles
in my beer
Makes me happy
and full of cheer

Tiny bubbles
in my wine
makes me happy
all the time

Tiny bubbles
in her twat
makes me wonder
what she's got
echo6  [Team Member]
4/25/2006 9:02:53 AM EST
My all time fave (sung at doubletime)

The prettiest girl
I ever saw
was sippin bourbon
through a straw
The prettiest girl
I ever saw
was sippin bourbon
through a straw

I walked right up
I sat right down
I ordered us
another round
I walked right up
I sat right down
I ordered us
another round

I picked her up
I laid her down
her long blond hair
lay all around
I picked her up
I laid her down
her long blond hair
lay all around

I pushed it in
I pulled it out
it felt so good
I had to shout
I pushed it in
I pulled it out
it felt so good
I had to shout

The wedding was
a formal one
her daddy had
a white shotgun
The wedding was
a formal one
her daddy had
a white shotgun

and now I've got
a mother in law
and 42 kids
they call me Pa
and now I've got
a mother in law
and 42 kids
they call me Pa

The moral of
this story is clear
instead of bourbon
stick to beer
The moral of
this story is clear
instead of bourbon
stick to beer


Their is another verse or three that I cant remember
It's hell getting older, but it still beats the shit out of the alternative.

echo6
crurifragium  [Member]
4/25/2006 9:03:42 AM EST
2 Live Crew cadence from Ft. Leonard Wood 1989:

One by One, we're having some fun
in the bedroom all day, and all through the night

Two by Two, I'll be doing you
in the bedroom all day, and all through the night

Three by Three, she's down on her knees,
in the bedroom all day, and all through the night

Four by Four, we've down on the floor,
in the bedroom all day, and all through the night

Five by Five, we're staying alive,
in the bedroom all day, and all through the night

Six by Six, she's sucking my dick,
in the bedroom all day, and all through the night

etc. etc.
echo6  [Team Member]
4/25/2006 9:08:35 AM EST
and one more...


Mama Mama cant ya see
What the Army done for me
Mama Mama cant ya see
What the Army done for me

Shave my head and shine my shooes
Dress me up in BDU's
Shave my head and shine my shooes
Dress me up in BDU's

I usta drive a Caddilac
now I carry it on my back
I usta drive a Caddilac
now I carry it on my back

I usta date a teenaged queen
now I got my M-16
I usta date a teenaged queen
now I got my M-16

I usta wear some nice blue jeans
now I'm wearing Army green
I usta wear some nice blue jeans
now I'm wearing Army green

My girlfriends name was betty sue
When I left her she was blue
now I'm goin home again
she'll be on her back again
DvlDog  [Member]
4/25/2006 9:27:05 AM EST
When i came out of my mommas womb
i found myself in the delivery room

grabbed the umbilical rapelled to the floor
cleared the rope and ran for the door

down the hall i hear cryin like heck
walked in and yelled ATTENTION ON DECK

got me some little baby black shoes
butter knife sword and BABY DRESS BLUES

im all decked out and i got it made
the new CO of the baby brigade.




Nimitz  [Member]
4/25/2006 9:31:32 AM EST
look up some of the military cadence CD's

one of my favorite is

I can run to iraq..cant remeber the lyrics right this second.

If I die in a combat zone
box me up and ship me home
put me in a set of dress blues
comb my hair and shine my shoes
pin my medals upon my chest
tell my mama I done my best
ma, mama don't you cry
Marine Corps motto is do or die

theres one.
Nimitz  [Member]
4/25/2006 9:52:05 AM EST
k heres the iraq one

I can run to haiti like this
I can run to haiti like this

all the way to haiti like this
all the way to haiti like this

when i get to haiti the haitians gunna say
when i get to haiti the haitans gunna say

how'd you get to haiti in just one day?
how'd you get to haiti in just one day?

and i reply with a whole lot of anger
and i reply with a whole lot of anger

blood and guts and a little bit of danger
blood and guts and a little bit of danger

oh yeah
oh yeah

motivated
motivated

dedicated
dedicated

I can run to bosnia like this
I can run to bosnia like this

all the way to bosnia like this
all the way to bosnia like this

when i get to bosnia the serbs are gunna say
when i get to bosnia the serbs are gunna say

how'd you get to bosnia in just one day
how'd you get to bosnia in just one day

i reply with a whole lot of anger
i reply with a whole ot of anger

blood and guts and a little bit of danger
blood and guts adn a little bit of danger

motivated
motivated

deadicated
dedicated

oh yeah
oh yeah

thats me
thats me

thats you
thats you

i can run to somalia like this
i can run to somalia like this

all the way to somalia like this
all the way to somalia like tihs

when i ge tto somalia they're gunna say
when i get to somalia they're gunna say

how'd you get to somalia in just one day
how'd you get to somalia in just one day

and i reply with a whole lot of anger
and i reply with a whole lot of anger

blood and guts and a little bit of danger
blood and guts and a little bit of danger

oh yeah
oh yeah

PT
PT

everyday
everyday

everyway
everyway

oh yeah
oh yeah

i can run to iraq like this
i can run to iraq like this

all the way to baghdad like this
all the way to baghdad like this

when i get to iraq saddam's gunna say
when i get to iraq saddam's gunna say

how'd you get to iraq in just one day?
how'd you get to iraq in just one day?

and i reply with a whole lot of anger
and i reply with a whole lot of anger

blood and guts and a little bit of danger
blood and guts and a little bit of danger

oh yeah
oh yeah

thats for rme
thats for me

PT PT Everyday
PT PT everyday

Build your body the Marine Corp way
build your body the Marine Corp way


Edit: I'll add more later

Chad
richardh247  [Team Member]
4/25/2006 11:53:41 AM EST
Wow, Nimitz, I forgot that one! That was one of my favorites, and I'd gruff up my voice when I called platoon cadence on the "whole lotta anga" part so it sounded really pissed off. I loved calling cadence.
82ndAbn  [Moderator]
4/25/2006 12:01:13 PM EST
I walked into McDonalds, to get a Coke and fries.
That's when the psycho, caught me by surprise.

<McDonald's Massacre>

The people ran and screamed, they headed for the door.
That's when the psycho, landed four more.

<McDonald's Massacre>

Ronald McDonald, took a look at all the dead.
That's when the psycho, shot him in the head.

<McDonald's Massacre>

The next time I'm hungry, I'll do the right thing.
Instead of McDonalds, I'll go to Burger King.

<McDonald's Massacre>

speedboy  [Member]
4/25/2006 2:25:41 PM EST

You guys are fantastic, thanks for the great response.

Nimitz where can i get that CD you're talking about?


SB
jmboom  [Team Member]
4/25/2006 2:33:21 PM EST
Aim the missles at the school house
Watch the children jump with laughter
As the school house burns to hell

Throw some candy to the children
Watch them all gather round
Then we grab our M16's
Mow the little bastards down
Mow the little bastards's down

From
Drill Sargent Malone
Fort Benning GA

Here is another one can't remember it all

My girls got a set of hips
They look like two big battleships
But I love her anyway, I would do anything, to keep her alive
My girls got a set of lips
They look like two big potato chips
But I love her anyway, I would do anything, To keep her alive
My girls got a new tv, Its called an EKG
But I love her anyway, I would do anything, To keep her alive
My girls got no arms or legs
But I love her anyway, I would do anything, To keep her alive


I would like to remember the Airborne Ranger song but it just doesnt do it justice by typeing it out you have to hear it.
BerlinVet  [Team Member]
4/25/2006 2:39:20 PM EST
A yellow bird
With a yellow bill
Was sitting on
My window sill
I lure him in
With crumbs of bread
And then I smashed his (stomp left foot) yellow head
Nimitz  [Member]
4/25/2006 8:42:21 PM EST

Originally Posted By speedboy:
You guys are fantastic, thanks for the great response.

Nimitz where can i get that CD you're talking about?


SB



your local Marine recruiter!

amazon.com had them

Chad
Nimitz  [Member]
4/25/2006 8:44:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By richardh247:
Wow, Nimitz, I forgot that one! That was one of my favorites, and I'd gruff up my voice when I called platoon cadence on the "whole lotta anga" part so it sounded really pissed off. I loved calling cadence.



Hah, I only know a few...havn't made it to bootcamp yet, I leave May 26th.

Im a huge fan of cadence...just kind of hard for me to run in step to it lol, Im really tall and its weird to get use to the smaller steps.

I'll get plenty of pratice im sure

Chad
DVCAPI  [Member]
4/25/2006 9:20:07 PM EST

Originally Posted By BerlinVet:
A yellow bird
With a yellow bill
Was sitting on
My window sill
I lure him in I lured him in
With crumbs of bread With a piece of bread
And then I smashed his (stomp left foot) yellow head And then I crushed his Fucking head


DVCAPI  [Member]
4/25/2006 9:24:11 PM EST

Originally Posted By Nimitz:

Originally Posted By richardh247:
Wow, Nimitz, I forgot that one! That was one of my favorites, and I'd gruff up my voice when I called platoon cadence on the "whole lotta anga" part so it sounded really pissed off. I loved calling cadence.



Hah, I only know a few...havn't made it to bootcamp yet, I leave May 26th.

Im a huge fan of cadence...just kind of hard for me to run in step to it lol, Im really tall and its weird to get use to the smaller steps.

I'll get plenty of pratice im sure

Chad



That's because you're trying to run, you should be doing the Airborne Shuffle. Double time isn't really running it's different to running. It's closer to jogging in place than running.
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