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 The Legend Of Dolomite
Pangea  [Team Member]
12/28/2004 10:55:58 PM
I heard about ten verses of this seemingly never ending story from a fellow Airman while in basic. He was a southerner like me and he told me this was something he had learned while working with the colored fellows at a sawmill. It was a very funny but nasty story/rhyme but I never got to hear the whole thing.

Anybody ever heard this?
piccolo  [Team Member]
12/28/2004 11:04:30 PM
What color were the guys at the sawmill?
Stillie  [Team Member]
12/28/2004 11:07:18 PM
IBTL
Pangea  [Team Member]
12/28/2004 11:08:14 PM

Originally Posted By piccolo:
What color were the guys at the sawmill?



They ran the scale from dark tan to coal black. Why?
TREETOP  [Dealer]
12/28/2004 11:09:56 PM
Mules have kicked me and not bruised my hide. Rattlesnakes have bit me and crawled off and died.


The_Beer_Slayer  [Team Member]
12/28/2004 11:10:41 PM
there is a suburb of bham named DOLOMITE. you suggesting they are harboring a super hero over there?
Pangea  [Team Member]
12/28/2004 11:13:28 PM

Originally Posted By TREETOP:
Mules have kicked me and not bruised my hide. Rattlesnakes have bit me and crawled off and died.





Yeah, that kind of stuff.

When Dolomite was five he was drinkin vodka and gin. Bye the time he turned six he was eatin the bottles the shit came in, he was just that gotdam bad.
Taxman  [Team Member]
12/28/2004 11:14:07 PM

Originally Posted By TREETOP:
Mules have kicked me and not bruised my hide. Rattlesnakes have bit me and crawled off and died.





I am the Ghost of Dolomite, and I aint lieing either.
tc6969  [Team Member]
12/28/2004 11:15:08 PM
From the moment he was drapped from his mammies ass he jumped up, slapped his daddy in the face and said "From now on Cocks***er I"M running this place!"

When I was a kid we used to sneak into the Black theatre to see Rudy Ray Moore. He did Dolomite like no other!
The_Beer_Slayer  [Team Member]
12/28/2004 11:16:18 PM
DOLOMITE
Chemistry: CaMg(CO3)2, Calcium Magnesium Carbonate
Class: Carbonates
Group: Dolomite
Uses: in some cements, as a source of magnesium and as mineral specimens.

or

dolomite on sale at amazon.com for 3.00
2IDdoc  [Team Member]
12/28/2004 11:17:23 PM
I was born in a barrel of butcher knives,
Been shot in the ass with two Colt forty fives,
I jumped into the ocean and swallowed a whale,
I locked up thunder, and threw lightnings ass in jail,
Boy if you ever want to take my reign,
you'd have to cook me a chicken in half a day,
walk from New York to Los Angeles to throw the bones away,

And so on......that's all I can remember off the top of my head.
Big Daddy Kane Vs. Dolomite
garandman  [Member]
12/28/2004 11:18:35 PM
There are times when I think I'm living in a parallel universe here.

I just have no clue.

Taxman  [Team Member]
12/28/2004 11:20:01 PM
Dont forget he was in the classic movie Big Money Hustlas too.
tc6969  [Team Member]
12/28/2004 11:22:10 PM

Originally Posted By garandman:
There are times when I think I'm living in a parallel universe here.

I just have no clue.



Do All the threads still suck tonite?

ETA I crossed the ocean on the head of my dick, Ate nine tons of catshit aint nevah got sick!

(I just remembered that one!)
Roadhawk  [Team Member]
12/28/2004 11:24:34 PM
We have a Team Member named Dolomite!
SirDrinksAlot  [Member]
12/28/2004 11:24:40 PM
Hell i'm 35% Dolomite.
garandman  [Member]
12/28/2004 11:24:49 PM

Originally Posted By tc6969:

Originally Posted By garandman:
There are times when I think I'm living in a parallel universe here.

I just have no clue.





Do All the threads still suck tonite?



THus far. Suckiness is not diminished by being unintelligible.