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ARDOC  [Team Member]
11/7/2004 1:25:54 AM
What are you guys allowed to "do" during lap dances? In the local ones in this area, you pay $10 for a wrist band to get into the little back room where the dances occur. Once you are in its $10 to $20 a dance. For that your hands get to roam all over except her crotch and some dry humping and nipple sucking. They had one place that had a basement. If you had a special card you would be allowed down there and anything was possible for the right price.

I usually dont frequent these places but I have plenty of patients from them and its very interesting to hear stories from their perspective.
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DK-Prof  [Team Member]
11/7/2004 1:30:40 AM
No idea. Never been to a strip joint.

rasanders22  [Member]
11/7/2004 1:37:03 AM

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
What are you guys allowed to "do" during lap dances? In the local ones in this area, you pay $10 for a wrist band to get into the little back room where the dances occur. Once you are in its $10 to $20 a dance. For that your hands get to roam all over except her crotch and some dry humping and nipple sucking. They had one place that had a basement. If you had a special card you would be allowed down there and anything was possible for the right price.

I usually dont frequent these places but I have plenty of patients from them and its very interesting to hear stories from their perspective.



Damm Im going to your state!!!!
ARDOC  [Team Member]
11/7/2004 2:39:46 AM
I heard the Michigan is one of the more liberal states for many things including contact sports in the clubs.
NSFJojo  [Team Member]
11/7/2004 2:43:38 AM
"Git yer filthy hands off my womenz beefer I smack yer bitch ass"

Touch??? You mean you can touch strippers???? Shit, they can touch you and each other but don't you dare take your hands off your knees, pervert.
Mauser101  [Member]
11/7/2004 2:46:06 AM
It really depends on your state and local laws. Officially here in San Diego it's no contact whatsoever between the dancer and yourself. Ofcourse that's not how it really works.

I've been to one place and was isntructed to sit on my hands. At another place a girl asked me why I wasn't MORE groppy.
GUNSFORHIRE  [Team Member]
11/7/2004 3:01:15 AM
Strippers=Hookers....

money=pussy...

anything else??
rockymtnhi  [Member]
11/7/2004 3:30:04 AM
i'm moving to MI.
rasanders22  [Member]
11/7/2004 3:39:55 AM

Originally Posted By rasanders22:

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
What are you guys allowed to "do" during lap dances? In the local ones in this area, you pay $10 for a wrist band to get into the little back room where the dances occur. Once you are in its $10 to $20 a dance. For that your hands get to roam all over except her crotch and some dry humping and nipple sucking. They had one place that had a basement. If you had a special card you would be allowed down there and anything was possible for the right price.

I usually dont frequent these places but I have plenty of patients from them and its very interesting to hear stories from their perspective.



Damm Im going to your state!!!!



Damm my wife just read this. Thanks for getting me in trouble!!!!
echo459  [Team Member]
11/7/2004 3:42:13 AM
[Nelson] Ha Ha[Nelson]
Specop_007  [Member]
11/7/2004 3:43:28 AM

Originally Posted By ARDOC:

I usually dont frequent these places but I have plenty of patients from them and its very interesting to hear stories from their perspective.



You CANT say something like that without sharing some stories.....
cluster  [Member]
11/7/2004 4:01:18 AM
depends on the club...

there are several here .. that as long as you dont get an "audiance" <sp> ... its all good.

there are some here that you can nut in thier mouth for the 20 bucks... all way to full out right fucking in the corner.. < screw the VIP room> ..

down side.. If they screw you..... they also screwed the guy defore you.. <ewww>

I recall watching this girl give a blow job to one guy, letting him nut on her tits ... and letting the next guy lick her tits... but if cleaning up the last guys mess rocks your boat.... well ... thats up to you.


also remeber this stripper getting screwed and leting another girl eat her out< during the same song>.... she came to my table cause I was enjoying the show and assumed I was ready for the same show.... got mad when I would not let her even touch me...

thinking back.. I guess it would been alright since she did clean her self afterwards with a semi clean napkin afterwards...


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heavily_armed  [Team Member]
11/7/2004 5:00:26 AM

You CANT say something like that without sharing some stories.....


+1

And what kind of DR are you exactly???

Feel free to IM or post any and all intel on SE MI strip clubs.
Sixgun357  [Team Member]
11/7/2004 5:10:21 AM
Stick it in her pooper and post pics.
71-Hour_Achmed  [Member]
11/7/2004 8:23:01 AM
Depends on the place. In the Chicago area, there was one (I think it was called "Heavenly Bodies") where they weren't even allowed to take it all off -- had to stay in at least a bikini, no see-through stuff either. They'd do lap dances, but usually not particularly good ones.

Just across the county line into Kane, there was another place that a friend dragged me to once, full of some of the ugliest "strippers" you've ever seen. They apparently had a "back room" where anything went -- not that I'd be caught dead with any of them. I think only one of the entire herd was worth watching, and she was busy doing "private" things in booths for the entire evening except for one song on stage.
TheCynic  [Team Member]
11/7/2004 8:47:36 AM

On St. Catherines St in MTL, you get
full contact (except panty area) for
$10 CAN. The girls aren't as hot as
Vegas, but what do you want for $8.
Plenty of hookers if you want them,
but they all look strung out as shit
and I wouldn't touch them even if it
were free.
die-tryin  [Team Member]
11/7/2004 8:55:42 AM
welp they tried to pass a 6 foot law here in FLorida, but it was unconstitutional. So, now the clubs (full nude) allow touching and rubbing, no crotch area stuff, and they dry hump ya til your wallet runs dry. You can caress them, mainly their boobs and butts. Its all good, nice innocent play.
blueshockey  [Team Member]
11/7/2004 9:06:06 AM
No touching allowed in NC but they will make up for it in the "$30 per dance area."
The general area is just for table dances at $20 per dance.
IamtheNRA  [Member]
11/7/2004 9:23:08 AM

Originally Posted By GUNSFORHIRE:
Strippers=Hookers....

money=pussy...

anything else??



+1 That's it in a NUTshell!
rainman  [Member]
11/7/2004 10:13:31 AM
I got two dances when I was in Vegas a few years ago. It was a small, less fancy place [not the best looking womenz] but the one tall thin blonde was very nice indeed. Certainly the nicest one there. Place was not crowded at all and she told me to sit at a certain spot saying, "the cameras can't see this spot very well". Twenty bucks. She grinded me, some tit dragging across my face >mouth<, she told me "go ahead", so I got my finger wet . Needless to say, I ordered her up again a little while later. [it helps to establish a relationship with you dancer] More wet fingers.

This club was probably in Henderson, Nv.
PBIR  [Team Member]
11/7/2004 10:23:04 AM
In Nashville it just depends on:

1)The Club

2) The Girl

3)The Money

Range from just getting dry humped to getting all the way around the bases. #2 is the most important factor. :)
Mmanwitgun  [Member]
11/7/2004 10:44:15 AM
I just sit their with my hands behind my back trying to avoid touching while they rub their nipples all over my lips and rub with my junk through my clothing (Get a pair of silk boxers with thin material pants when you go).
ARDOC  [Team Member]
11/7/2004 12:41:51 PM
Several of the strippers are my patients. I walk into the rooms and they are just sitting there butt naked. No shame what so ever. I usually tell them to put the gown on. But they have "regulars" that will pay them hundreds of dollars just to have them pretend they are their girlfriends. You can see this at the clubs. Old guy with couple of chicks and they arent doing a damn thing. But they are on the clock.

One girl had a BF and a couple of clients on the side. So she didnt work to hard with the small fry. Made a good living as dental hygienist on the side.

But the girls that come to the office are from the Flight Club, Henry VIII and some others.
fight4yourrights  [Team Member]
11/7/2004 12:43:57 PM

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
What are you guys allowed to "do" during lap dances? In the local ones in this area, you pay $10 for a wrist band to get into the little back room where the dances occur. Once you are in its $10 to $20 a dance. For that your hands get to roam all over except her crotch and some dry humping and nipple sucking. They had one place that had a basement. If you had a special card you would be allowed down there and anything was possible for the right price.

I usually dont frequent these places but I have plenty of patients from them and its very interesting to hear stories from their perspective.



Wow. that's better than anyplace I"ve been.
bblake00  [Team Member]
11/7/2004 12:52:03 PM

Originally Posted By IamtheNRA:

Originally Posted By GUNSFORHIRE:
Strippers=Hookers....

money=pussy...

anything else??



+1 That's it in a NUTshell!



CUM on there's got to be more ot it.
Daytona955i  [Member]
11/7/2004 12:54:42 PM

Originally Posted By TheCynic:
On St. Catherines St in MTL, you get
full contact (except panty area) for
$10 CAN. The girls aren't as hot as
Vegas, but what do you want for $8.
Plenty of hookers if you want them,
but they all look strung out as shit
and I wouldn't touch them even if it
were free.




Club Super Sex... Craziest place I've ever been.
TomJefferson  [Team Member]
11/7/2004 1:37:45 PM
Tj rule number one:

Never discuss this topic if there is the remotest chance your wife or someone she knows may read it.

passgas55  [Member]
11/7/2004 2:01:04 PM
Hey ARDOC, what are your patients in far? I hope it is not for any thing you can catch off a toilet seat?
FREEFALLE6  [Team Member]
11/7/2004 2:23:36 PM
Well there was this place in Atlanta the Gold Rush, normal strip club no lap dances but for $150 you could go to the back and get into the VIP rooms (100% chance of getting laid) anything involving putting your fluid on the lady was more $$$.

Great looking girls, but im married and for $150 I can buy alot of ammo, plus sex at home is better and free and I love my wife too much to cheat on her.

If you are in Atlanta and want to spend some cash thats your place, plus military gets in free

FREE
ARDOC  [Team Member]
11/7/2004 2:26:46 PM
They would come in for the usual maladies. No real STDs to speak of. Some problems due to overuse of certain parts of the anatomy. Birthcontrol was also a hot issue with these ladies. Lots of fake boobies and lots of social problems.
Adam_White  [Team Member]
11/7/2004 2:42:37 PM
Wow.

Some of you all really need to get out of the US and experience true debauchery.

A sheltered life is a boring life.

That being said, cluster: where the heck in TEXAS is that stuff going on? Or are you overseas somwhere right now?
LightningLink  [Member]
11/7/2004 4:43:27 PM
One of the best places in my area is called Mons Venus. Full nudity with lots of spread legs, but no alcohol. Cover charge is $20 which includes one free soda (woopee ).

Lap dances are about $20/25 per dance (song) in semi-private booths. Of course, you can negotiate a better price for multiple songs like $50 for 3 songs. You can touch them anywhere except the crotch and no mouth ala nip-suck. They in turn can do pretty much whatever they want to you as long as everything stays in your pants.

It was at this place that I learned that fake breasts aren't all they're cracked up to be. Look great, but feel like grapefruits under skin.

LL
Happyshooter  [Member]
11/7/2004 4:50:19 PM

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
I heard the Michigan is one of the more liberal states for many things including contact sports in the clubs.



Michigan has two sorts of clubs, one has a 'resort' license which allows naked tits but no contact, those clubs are allowed to serve alcohol. The liquor control inspectors and the local cops can inspect those places at will, and do so.

The other sort is not licensed and cannot serve alcohol. Those are our full nude/full contact everything goes places because no government is watching very often, and also because they need to compete with Canada (to the south of Michigan) where in Windsor not only are there full nude bars for 18 years olds, there are also legal whores for out call in the phone book (street walking very illegal and enforced).
Orion_Shall_Rise  [Member]
11/7/2004 4:51:59 PM

Originally Posted By Happyshooter:
The liquor control inspectors and the local cops can inspect those places at will, and do so.



If I was a cop around there id be sure to do alot of inspecting
ARDOC  [Team Member]
11/7/2004 11:05:17 PM
The cops are in the clubs all the time. They come in chit chat with the bouncers look at a few girls and leave. Never caused any problems. The clubs call the cops when there are hookers in the parking lot. I guess this has happened a few times.

The girls did say they pay the house to dance. Then they have to tip the bouncers for protecting them and the DJ for the music. What they have left they keep.
IamtheNRA  [Member]
11/7/2004 11:09:48 PM

Originally Posted By TomJefferson:
Tj rule number one:

Never discuss this topic if there is the remotest chance your wife or someone she knows may read it.




Not an issue here...my wife goes with me to strip clubs!
Gamma762  [Member]
11/7/2004 11:31:06 PM
St Louis "east side" (Illinois side) area strip clubs are pretty well known for "high mileage" lap dances. Contact is up to the girl but except for the high dollar places its usually everything except kissing and the kitty. All depends on how well you get along with the girl.

A couple places still have stage side laps... you get a minute or two (sometimes more) at the stage for a pretty cheap tip. Many places are relatively laid back also. Ya just gotta know where and when to shop LOL
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