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ar2de  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 12:20:37 PM
Looks to be about 22 years old. About as perfect a woman as you will ever see, just standing on the corner waving a sign at passing cars.


She does it 9 hours a day, every day and never takes a break, never gets tired, and never gets bitchy.

"Cash For Gold"

I had to look several times before I saw she was an animatron!

Anyone have one in their home town?
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stickfigure  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 12:25:59 PM
Pics or GTFO.

Bedouin2W  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 12:26:32 PM
first post...
John87  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 12:28:13 PM
fpni
MikeE23666  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 12:29:08 PM
Originally Posted By stickfigure:
Pics or GTFO.




This

What the fuck dude?



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4v50  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 12:29:44 PM
Originally Posted By MikeE23666:
Originally Posted By stickfigure:
Pics or GTFO.




This

What the fuck dude?



Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


Agree. It's a robot. Nothing to see here.
XMM  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 12:30:35 PM
What the heck are we even discussing here?
BURN  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 12:31:42 PM
wait is this some kind of Japanese fetish thread?
MOLONxLABE  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 12:31:57 PM
What the fuck dude.

Go back and take pictures
kpel308  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 12:32:16 PM
I was waiting for him to say, "TV/TS hooker"
MotorMouth  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 12:32:17 PM
Mmmmm, Japanese sex robot.


OP, go make a video of you humping the robot and getting chased off by the store manager.
Miles_Urbanus  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 12:32:30 PM
If this is in Germany then I understand.

I have never mistaken a sign waving robot for a real person.
Fulminata  [Member]
5/8/2013 12:32:43 PM
Originally Posted By XMM:
What the heck are we even discussing here?


Robot hookers?
DWFAN  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 12:32:45 PM
Cherry 2000?
Depidy_Dawg  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 12:33:20 PM
Originally Posted By stickfigure:
Pics or GTFO.



Yes, you know the rules!
Monoz  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 12:33:39 PM
Here's her brunette sister:

Bullet_  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 12:33:44 PM
Originally Posted By stickfigure:
Pics or GTFO.



ar2de  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 12:33:47 PM
I will take the camera tomorrow.

These things are replacing the crazy blow up arm waving things you see outside some businesses.

There have to be hundreds of them out there, no one has one in their town, or is everyone just stuck in the basement?
The_Waabit  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 12:33:53 PM
Reported for GD CoC violation..
FreeFloater  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 12:33:56 PM
Jiro  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 12:35:20 PM
OP, you ever been to Disney? If so, who is your favorite audio-animatronic?

I've been tempted to throw dollar bills at the go-go dancer in the mainframe scene at Epcot.
Fulminata  [Member]
5/8/2013 12:35:43 PM
Originally Posted By ar2de:
I will take the camera tomorrow.

These things are replacing the crazy blow up arm waving things you see outside some businesses.

There have to be hundreds of them out there, no one has one in their town, or is everyone just stuck in the basement?


I live in rural PA, if there were one of those in my town it'd be riddled with bullets and/or the clap. So no, don't have one here. Which is for the best all things considered.

TheWind  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 12:36:09 PM
Atonomically correct? Did she have all the female parts?
torstin  [Member]
5/8/2013 12:37:04 PM
Robots taking more high paying American jobs. I guess Barry was right after all.
TerryC  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 12:37:04 PM
Originally Posted By 4v50:
Originally Posted By MikeE23666:
Originally Posted By stickfigure:
Pics or GTFO.




This

What the fuck dude?



Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


Agree. It's a robot. Nothing to see here.


I don't know, she sounds pretty hot to me.

Could she be programmed to make sammiches?

'Cuz then she would be perfect!

P806  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 12:37:27 PM
I'd hit it!
Procyon  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 12:38:15 PM
There's one on highway 503 (North) in Vancouver, WA, near the post office.

They do cash for gold in Germany?
ar2de  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 12:38:37 PM
Originally Posted By Monoz:
Here's her brunette sister:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9oJQXy0idM


Must be the prototype. The blonde in the mini-skirt is vastly improved. She smiles and winks too.

FALARAK  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 12:38:53 PM
Is this your girl?

http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2013/02/06/modesto-business-posts-missing-person-fliers-for-stolen-mannequin/




https://www.facebook.com/pages/EZ-CASH-Cash-4-Gold-Silver/107681062652283
mcnielsen  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 12:40:07 PM
[lt.cmdr Data]

Fully functional
pen  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 12:41:28 PM
Originally Posted By kpel308:
I was waiting for him to say, "TV/TS hooker"



Waiting, or hoping...




DanaHillen  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 12:44:08 PM
87% of the guys here would still "hit it"..........
Chaingun  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 12:47:04 PM
But can they spin boards like those $7/hr placard holders
cutlass1972  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 12:48:03 PM
ibtl
Rattlehead502  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 12:49:57 PM
They tend to get sticky after a while.....
servicepuke1  [Member]
5/8/2013 12:50:49 PM
Originally Posted By DanaHillen:
87% of the guys here would still "hit it"..........



It would be the most degrading 3 1/2 seconds of her life....
She would be in therapy for years...

AR15thur  [Member]
5/8/2013 12:51:03 PM
DAY 1
Monoz  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 12:51:51 PM
This?

Javak  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 12:53:50 PM
A muffler shop got one.
Dorcas  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 12:54:41 PM
Originally Posted By Monoz:
This?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7B05xcUy0E


Great, just one more highly-paid skilled job getting eliminated through robotic technology.








AdviceDog  [Member]
5/8/2013 12:56:00 PM
Seems like a well played PR campaign to me.

“We kind of expect it may be one of our competitors that are jealous of the rates we pay,” Jorey said.


RTUtah  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 12:58:29 PM
In for the pics.
Alien  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 12:58:31 PM
I can't fap to this without pics of said sexy robot.
cheez  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 1:07:44 PM
Brunette needs some Daisy Dukes
UKjohn  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 1:07:56 PM
I unzipped my pants for this , not happy
krpind  [Moderator]
5/8/2013 1:09:36 PM
Originally Posted By Monoz:
Here's her brunette sister:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9oJQXy0idM


I wonder what those things cost?

Alien  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 1:10:35 PM
Originally Posted By krpind:
Originally Posted By Monoz:
Here's her brunette sister:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9oJQXy0idM


I wonder what those things cost?



I think the article posted said a few thousand dollars.
ScaryBlackGuns  [Life Member]
5/8/2013 1:11:40 PM
Originally Posted By kpel308:
I was waiting for him to say, "TV/TS hooker"


You, my friend, have spent entirely too much time in SE Asia.

RightwingNutjob  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 1:14:44 PM
If that didn't come straight out of Japan first there aint a cow in Texas.
6gunsal  [Team Member]
5/8/2013 1:20:11 PM
Guy killed me, Mal. He killed me with a sword. How weird is that?
Dilbert_556  [Life Member]
5/8/2013 1:23:52 PM
Originally Posted By krpind:
Originally Posted By Monoz:
Here's her brunette sister:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9oJQXy0idM


I wonder what those things cost?



You might want to see if they can shorten that arm action before you buy one; that looks like it might be dangerous.
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