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MortimerS  [Member]
3/17/2013 3:31:47 AM
I just got back to my apartment and a girl out eating with us crapped her pants from drinking so much.

The suckers who took her home texted me that she basically shit and puked all in their car (skirt fail). Although I am not what many would consider a master of dinner etiquette, I've never done that. Nor even heard of someone doing that before they could even make it home.

Isn't that QUITE FREAKING DRUNK? Or do some people just tend to shit their pants when drinking?
tukkerJC  [Member]
3/17/2013 3:34:02 AM
Oh dear, another poo poo thread. Make it stop.
Reldun  [Member]
3/17/2013 3:34:32 AM
I have passed out. I have thrown up. I have been found passed out after throwing up in the the bathroom. I have never soiled myself. I have no clue what it takes to make that happen. Although I do know a girl that everytime she gets real drunk if you make her laugh she urinates on herself.... I do not think that is normal.
HingleMcCringleberry  [Team Member]
3/17/2013 3:35:32 AM
Drunk? I poop my pants sober because I'm a nonconformist.





Oh and poop thread, ibtl
ElectricSheep556  [Team Member]
3/17/2013 3:35:59 AM

Originally Posted By Reldun:
I have passed out. I have thrown up. I have been found passed out after throwing up in the the bathroom. I have never soiled myself. I have no clue what it takes to make that happen. Although I do know a girl that everytime she gets real drunk if you make her laugh she urinates on herself.... I do not think that is normal.

Seems like women are more likely to urinate or defecate themselves than men. I've never known a man to do either but I've known female friends and acquaintances who did one or the other...or both.
hiyaboa  [Team Member]
3/17/2013 3:36:03 AM
About 10yrs ago I had a friend that beer bonged a 1/5 of vodka after a night of drinking. He went to bed with a girl he met that night and shit the bed with her in it...
Hunter-Killer  [Team Member]
3/17/2013 3:36:10 AM
Originally Posted By MortimerS:
I just got back to my apartment and a girl out eating with us crapped her pants from drinking so much.

The suckers who took her home texted me that she basically shit and puked all in their car (skirt fail). Although I am not what many would consider a master of dinner etiquette, I've never done that. Nor even heard of someone doing that before they could even make it home.

Isn't that QUITE FREAKING DRUNK? Or do some people just tend to shit their pants when drinking?


I'm kind of tired and I thought you said you were eating a girl out and she crapped on you.
MortimerS  [Member]
3/17/2013 3:36:30 AM
Originally Posted By HingleMcCringleberry:
Drunk? I poop my pants sober because I'm a nonconformist.





Oh and poop thread, ibtl


Seriously? Is that a rule now?
bagofcrabs65  [Team Member]
3/17/2013 3:37:18 AM


M14dad  [Member]
3/17/2013 3:38:20 AM
I'm happy to say nobody I know does that.
MortimerS  [Member]
3/17/2013 3:38:30 AM
Originally Posted By ElectricSheep556:

Originally Posted By Reldun:
I have passed out. I have thrown up. I have been found passed out after throwing up in the the bathroom. I have never soiled myself. I have no clue what it takes to make that happen. Although I do know a girl that everytime she gets real drunk if you make her laugh she urinates on herself.... I do not think that is normal.

Seems like women are more likely to urinate or defecate themselves than men. I've never known a man to do either but I've known female friends and acquaintances who did one or the other...or both.


Interesting I wonder if it is they get drunker from weighing less or because of some plumbing issues?

Originally Posted By hiyaboa:
About 10yrs ago I had a friend that beer bonged a 1/5 of vodka after a night of drinking. He went to bed with a girl he met that night and shit the bed with her in it...


Excellent move to get out of the house. Brilliant really.
Hunter-Killer  [Team Member]
3/17/2013 3:38:58 AM
Originally Posted By MortimerS:
Originally Posted By HingleMcCringleberry:
Drunk? I poop my pants sober because I'm a nonconformist.





Oh and poop thread, ibtl


Seriously? Is that a rule now?


You seem upset. So were the other fecophiliacs when they found out.
Hunter-Killer  [Team Member]
3/17/2013 3:39:46 AM
Originally Posted By M14dad:
I'm happy to say nobody I know does that.


That you know of....
hiyaboa  [Team Member]
3/17/2013 3:40:13 AM
Originally Posted By MortimerS:
Originally Posted By ElectricSheep556:

Originally Posted By Reldun:
I have passed out. I have thrown up. I have been found passed out after throwing up in the the bathroom. I have never soiled myself. I have no clue what it takes to make that happen. Although I do know a girl that everytime she gets real drunk if you make her laugh she urinates on herself.... I do not think that is normal.

Seems like women are more likely to urinate or defecate themselves than men. I've never known a man to do either but I've known female friends and acquaintances who did one or the other...or both.


Interesting I wonder if it is they get drunker from weighing less or because of some plumbing issues?

Originally Posted By hiyaboa:
About 10yrs ago I had a friend that beer bonged a 1/5 of vodka after a night of drinking. He went to bed with a girl he met that night and shit the bed with her in it...


Excellent move to get out of the house. Brilliant really.


Sadly it was his bed
JVD  [Team Member]
3/17/2013 3:40:17 AM
Never seen anyone crap themselves, and I've been with some habitual .30%+ drunks.



pissing and puking is another story altogether.
MortimerS  [Member]
3/17/2013 3:40:46 AM
Originally Posted By Hunter-Killer:
Originally Posted By MortimerS:
Originally Posted By HingleMcCringleberry:
Drunk? I poop my pants sober because I'm a nonconformist.





Oh and poop thread, ibtl


Seriously? Is that a rule now?


You seem upset. So were the other fecophiliacs when they found out.


Just surprised that GD has standards. Must have changed a bit since 2007.
mp_moody  [Team Member]
3/17/2013 3:40:47 AM
I declare the weekend of March 16 and 17, 2013, to be the weekend of poop threads.
Radin79  [Team Member]
3/17/2013 3:41:11 AM
I've heard about crapping the bed asleep but not while awake that is new to me.
Hunter-Killer  [Team Member]
3/17/2013 3:41:18 AM
Digitalpunk  [Team Member]
3/17/2013 3:41:59 AM
Experiment: Drink a beer, then try to poop your pants. Continue drinking beers and attempting to poop your pants until you're successful.

TechGal26  [Life Member]
3/17/2013 3:43:06 AM
Originally Posted By M14dad:
I'm happy to say nobody I know does that.


This.
leatherman84  [Member]
3/17/2013 3:43:55 AM
Some women seem to have that problem. An alcoholic chick I went to school with would piss herself at almost every party. I've seen others do it with less frequency.

calder  [Team Member]
3/17/2013 3:44:01 AM
Sneaky bastards
Skibane  [Team Member]
3/17/2013 3:45:34 AM
Originally Posted By MortimerS:
The suckers who took her home texted me that she basically shit and puked all in their car (skirt fail).


That would be Reason #3,287 For Owning A Pickup Truck

MortimerS  [Member]
3/17/2013 3:46:06 AM
Originally Posted By Digitalpunk:
Experiment: Drink a beer, then try to poop your pants. Continue drinking beers and attempting to poop your pants until you're successful.



I just realized this is the first post that addresses the OP in a logical and helpful manner. I don't plan to run this experiment personally but if you get some test subjects, please keep me apprised of the results.
bagofcrabs65  [Team Member]
3/17/2013 3:46:28 AM
Originally Posted By MortimerS:
Originally Posted By Digitalpunk:
Experiment: Drink a beer, then try to poop your pants. Continue drinking beers and attempting to poop your pants until you're successful.



I just realized this is the first post that addresses the OP in a logical and helpful manner. I don't plan to run this experiment personally but if you get some test subjects, please keep me apprised of the results.


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Block_19  [Member]
3/17/2013 3:46:53 AM
You have to be drunk to shit your pants? I wish somebody would let my intestines know
JVD  [Team Member]
3/17/2013 3:48:18 AM
Originally Posted By Skibane:
Originally Posted By MortimerS:
The suckers who took her home texted me that she basically shit and puked all in their car (skirt fail).


That would be Reason #3,287 For Owning A Pickup Truck



assuming said pickup had vinyl seats and floor, yes... which unfortunately is apparently hard to find these days.
dtux  [Team Member]
3/17/2013 3:48:30 AM
When I a friend of mine was young(er) and dumb(er) I He got a little too deep in a drinking game and spent a good bit of the night in a bathtub, blacked out, puking my his guts out and I he still didn't shit my his pants.

After that experience, I really don't think there is a level of inebriation that it would "just happen" unless you were extremely sick or really had to drop a deuce anyway prior to the experience.
VooDoo3dfx  [Life Member]
3/17/2013 3:50:21 AM
Originally Posted By HingleMcCringleberry:
Drunk? I poop my pants sober because I'm a nonconformist.





Oh and poop thread, ibtl


Mccringleberry?

Any relation to dingleberry?
HingleMcCringleberry  [Team Member]
3/17/2013 3:51:02 AM

Originally Posted By JVD:
Never seen anyone crap themselves, and I've been with some habitual .30%+ drunks.



pissing and puking is another story altogether.

I poo'd mine twice in one day. The gnarliest gnarles of stomach bugs got me. Ran to a trashcan to puke. Mid puke, I shit. Made my way to the burn shitters to finish up/ clean up. Shitting commenced (water), opened the door and puked outside with two guys on my team laughed.

About an hour later, repeat. After that I manage to get my puking and shitting to alternate until the medic found me and gave me a shot of something. Probably aids. Healed me right up.
staraero  [Team Member]
3/17/2013 3:51:56 AM
No certain level, some people just do that. I've drank 38 beers n a few hours and never done it. Friend could drink 12 and do it every time, we used to throw him in the back of a truck and go out in the country and set him on some random persons porch without any id.
rtl2j  [Team Member]
3/17/2013 3:52:02 AM
Originally Posted By mp_moody:
I declare the weekend of March 16 and 17, 2013, to be the weekend of poop threads.


lol
just in case...ibtl
edit: and for the record you gotta be shit faced
drunkintoaster  [Team Member]
3/17/2013 3:52:17 AM
I have never shit my pants while drunk. However while at one a New Years party a while back a good friend of mine did shit himself. He said he plaid Russian Roulette with a fart and lost.
HingleMcCringleberry  [Team Member]
3/17/2013 3:52:29 AM

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:
Originally Posted By HingleMcCringleberry:
Drunk? I poop my pants sober because I'm a nonconformist.





Oh and poop thread, ibtl


Mccringleberry?

Any relation to dingleberry?

How'd you guess.
ShoulderThing  [Team Member]
3/17/2013 3:52:30 AM
Originally Posted By Digitalpunk:
Experiment: Drink a beer, then try to poop your pants. Continue drinking beers and attempting to poop your pants until you're successful.



It's hard to do, even if you consciously want to. Psychological blocks set up in the formative years and all. Getting drunk and losing your inhibitions would help.
Hunter-Killer  [Team Member]
3/17/2013 3:52:47 AM
Originally Posted By mp_moody:
I declare the weekend of March 16 and 17, 2013, to be the weekend of poop threads.


No shit.
HingleMcCringleberry  [Team Member]
3/17/2013 3:56:12 AM

Originally Posted By Hunter-Killer:
Originally Posted By mp_moody:
I declare the weekend of March 16 and 17, 2013, to be the weekend of poop threads.


No shit.

Still better than arfcockalypse!
bagofcrabs65  [Team Member]
3/17/2013 3:56:20 AM
Originally Posted By Hunter-Killer:
Originally Posted By mp_moody:
I declare the weekend of March 16 and 17, 2013, to be the weekend of poop threads.


No shit.


I see what you did there....
MortimerS  [Member]
3/17/2013 3:56:47 AM
Originally Posted By bagofcrabs65:
Originally Posted By Hunter-Killer:
Originally Posted By mp_moody:
I declare the weekend of March 16 and 17, 2013, to be the weekend of poop threads.


No shit.


I see what you did there....


I think you're talking crap
glockfan45  [Member]
3/17/2013 3:59:00 AM
Originally Posted By hiyaboa:
About 10yrs ago I had a friend that beer bonged a 1/5 of vodka after a night of drinking. He went to bed with a girl he met that night and shit the bed with her in it...


Should have packed her ass and blamed it on her.
Digitalpunk  [Team Member]
3/17/2013 3:59:25 AM
Originally Posted By Hunter-Killer:
Originally Posted By mp_moody:
I declare the weekend of March 16 and 17, 2013, to be the weekend of poop threads.


No shit.


glockfan45  [Member]
3/17/2013 3:59:34 AM
Originally Posted By MortimerS:
Originally Posted By HingleMcCringleberry:
Drunk? I poop my pants sober because I'm a nonconformist.





Oh and poop thread, ibtl


Seriously? Is that a rule now?


Since always........
Beretta_Jerry  [Member]
3/17/2013 3:59:42 AM
Leaving this here

bagofcrabs65  [Team Member]
3/17/2013 4:00:22 AM


Not Guilty
Skibane  [Team Member]
3/17/2013 4:02:10 AM
Originally Posted By JVD:
Originally Posted By Skibane:
Originally Posted By MortimerS:
The suckers who took her home texted me that she basically shit and puked all in their car (skirt fail).


That would be Reason #3,287 For Owning A Pickup Truck



assuming said pickup had vinyl seats and floor, yes... which unfortunately is apparently hard to find these days.


One or two cargo straps to keep her from rollin' around, leave the tailgate down to ensure adequate drainage - Hit the drive-through car wash on the way home...

A bedliner is nice, but not a necessity...
rattleakak  [Member]
3/17/2013 4:02:28 AM
I once went to bed with a girl after a night of drinking. I rolled over to where she was and she had pissed the bed. I ended up sleeping in a chair in her room. So glad we decided to go to her house.
conservativeblkfem  [Team Member]
3/17/2013 4:04:24 AM
I have been quite drunk in my day...Good Lawd--down right embarrassing stuff--but I have never and I mean never peed or poo'ed on myself..

Nasty fuckers--what kind of girls do you guys know...*lmao*
MortimerS  [Member]
3/17/2013 4:10:28 AM
Originally Posted By conservativeblkfem:
Nasty fuckers--what kind of girls do you guys know...*lmao*


That is the most insane thing. She is not a hoodrat or anything. We weren't even partying just drinking after dinner at the table.
conservativeblkfem  [Team Member]
3/17/2013 4:12:13 AM
Originally Posted By MortimerS:
Originally Posted By conservativeblkfem:
Nasty fuckers--what kind of girls do you guys know...*lmao*


That is the most insane thing. She is not a hoodrat or anything. We weren't even partying just drinking after dinner at the table.


Maybe she wasn't drunk--maybe she ate something bad???
RJeff21  [Team Member]
3/17/2013 4:13:26 AM
Originally Posted By JVD:
Originally Posted By Skibane:
Originally Posted By MortimerS:
The suckers who took her home texted me that she basically shit and puked all in their car (skirt fail).


That would be Reason #3,287 For Owning A Pickup Truck



assuming said pickup had vinyl seats and floor, yes... which unfortunately is apparently hard to find these days.


There's a reason there is a bed on that pickup......